Copy, Copy, Copy


Author's Notes

Of course, everyone remembers the episode with the chibi-copies of Lina and Gourry. well, what happened if they actually suceeded in making a copy of everyone(and I mean everyone) that is what my fanfic is about, everything gets wild and crazy (well, more than usual anyway). This is my first fanfic, hope ya like it. please send your comments, suggestions, critism, threats, whatever, to firebug2@compuserve.com

We'll start right after they make the little copy Gourry so I don't bore you with the build up. hmm....just for fun....Lina finds a way to get Zelgadiss to come with them.


The doors to the shaft open, and a white light appears. After the light fades everyone gasps as a 2-inch tall chibi gourry appears.

Shilfiell: KAWAII!!!! KAWAII!!! KAWAII!!! KAWAII!!!!!!

CopyGourry: (sits down) I'm hungry.

Lina: Well, I must say its definately a copy of Gourry.

Gourry: What's that supposed to mean?

Guy: Hey! This one's finished too!

The doors to the second shaft open just like the first one did, but this time a full sized Lina Inverse (somehow she even has the same costume) appears.

Lina: sugoii....

Both Lina's stare at each other for a long time. Finally the copy breaks the silence.

CopyLina: Is that my copy?

Everyone facefaults.

Lina: I'm not the copy!!!! You are!!

CopyLina: No way! I'm the real Lina Inverse!

Old Man(interrups): (ahem) No, I'm afraid you are the copy. (turns to the real Lina) Even though she is a copy, she remembers everything up to when your hair was ripped out (Lina glares at Gourry) she thinks shes the real one just as much as you do.

Everyone: ohh.......

Lina: LET'S MAKE MORE!!!!

Everyone: !!!!!!! (sweatdrops all around)

CopyLina: I'll help!!!!

Both Lina's gang up on Shilfiell and get a piece of her hair.

Shilfiell: hey!! ittai!!!

CopyLina: I'll add growth culture!!

Lina: No! Let me do it!

Both Lina's get in a big fight.

Ameria: Hey! I'm the one who did it right for the Lina copy, let me do it!

(by the way, while all this is going on, they have lost Gourry's attention and now he's playing with CopyGourry.)

The Lina's can't seem to find a way to argue with Ameria, so they let her do it.

After waiting a few minutes, the shaft opens and a full sized Shilfiell appears and the first thing she does is look for Gourry.

CopyShilfiell: GOURRY-SAMA!!!!! (glomps gourry)

Gourry: ack!

Shilfiel: grrrrr......

Shilfiel walks over to her copy and hits her on the head.

Shilfiell: Hey, watch it!

Copy: What'd you do that for? I'm your copy, so I act like you! so deal with it!

Lina (to Ameria): seems this one's got a little more spunk than the origional....(Ameria nods)

Shilfiell: I'm the origional so he's mine!! Copy: You can have that one! (points to copy Gourry) this one's mine!!

Shilfiell: no way! I had him first! your a copy, so you get the Gourry copy!!

CopyGourry: (has tears running down his face) I'm not wanted...

Gourry: Would you both let go of MEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Lina: oh well, while they're busy.....(evil grin, and turns to Zelgadiss) next..!!

Zelgadiss: OOOOOH NO!!!!(runs)

Lina, Ameria, and CopyLina smash Zelgadiss to the ground. Lina tries to cut his hair with scissors but his hair is too strong. After a while Lina's scissors look like a coin thats been through a vacuum cleaner several times.

Lina: Nani....?!

Zelgadiss: Ha! See! it won't work! My ha - YAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Lina grabs Zel and shoves his head in the machine. Zel screams for his life.

Zel(muffled): AAAAAAGGHH!!!!! LINA!! YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME!!!!!

Lina: There! that should do it!!

She pulls Zel out, and he looks like HE'S been through a vacuum cleaner several times.

Zel: Why, you......

Lina: uh oh.....

Zel and Lina get in a big fight, CopyLina tries to hold off Zel, and Ameria is adding growth culture.

In the meantime, Gourry is running from Copy Shilfiell and Shilfiell is chasing Copy Shilfiell. Copy Gourry (yep, he's still here!) is trying not to get stepped on by anybody.

Ameria: IT'S READY!!!!!

Everyone freezes where they are as the shaft gets ready to open.

Gourry: Lina!! How many of us are you planning on making?!!!

Lina: Ssh!!! The more the merrier!!

The doors open and CopyZel jumps out.

CopyZel(girls voice): Hieee!!!

Everyone: AAAGGH!!!! Its...a...

This Zelgadiss is about 6 inches shorter and has a larger chest. not to mention, a woman's figure.

Lina: It's a....girl!? but...(turns to Zel)

Zel: What?! No! you don't think....

Lina: Only one way to find out!!!!!

Zel: AAAAGGHHH!!!!! (runs)

Ameria: oops....guess I messed up...

Gourry: (staring at CopyZel) wow, she's a babe....

CopyShilfiell: (bangs Gourry on the head) how DARE you look at another woman when you have me!!!

Shilfiell: and ME!!!

Both Shilfiell's get in a fight again.

Gourry(to himself): I've never seen this side of Shilfiell before...

(back to Lina chasing Zel)

Zel: I swear!! I'm a guy!!!!

Lina: Then prove it!!!

Zel: No way!!! I can't!! I mean...! I could, but....!

Lina: I can't stop until I know for sure!

Zel: Lina no hentai!!!

Ameria: (goes over to the machine) now its MY turn!! (cuts her hair and does the routine)

Zel: oh man! Two Lina's is bad enough, but two Ameria's?!!

Ameria: HEY!!!

Ameria throws a Flare Arrow at him but it misses and hits both Lina's.

Ameria: aagh!!! Shimatta!!! (starts running)

Lina's: GRRRRRRRR!!!!! (beat up Ameria)

Gourry: Oii!!! Ameria!! it's finished!!!

Ameria(beat up): ......yaaa taa.....(thud)

Everyone (except Ameria who crawls instead) walks over to the shaft. As soon as it opens, the copy does a hideous Naga laugh.

CopyAmeria: OOOHOOOHOOO!!!!! I am the Notorious Villan, Ameria Wil Tesla Saillune!!!

Everyone: "NOTORIOUS VILLAN" ?!!!!

Lina: NANI?!!

Ameria: No! You're supposed to say "Warrior of Justice" !!!!!

CopyAmeria: No way! Justice is for wusses!! Being a villan is much more fun!!! OOOOHOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!

Silence. More silence.

Ameria: Really?

Everyone facefaults.

Ameria: I mean...! No! Even though you are my copy, if you are an evil villan then I must punish you in the name of Justice!!!

Lina: oh, boy....

Ameria's start fighting.

CopyLina: This is fun making copies! I'm gonna do this for a living!!

Lina: so now who do we make a copy of?

CopyLina: I dunno. Everyone's got a copy of themselves, there's no one left to -

Both Lina's get an idea.

Lina: are you thinking what I'm thinking...?

CopyLina: Oh you betcha!!!

Lina: We'll make one of everyone combined!!

CopyLina manages to get Gourry and Shilfiell's hair, Lina gets Ameria's hair and cuts some of her own.

Lina: only one left is....(both look at Zel)

Zel: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!

CopyLina: you go after him, I'll get the copyZel, whoever gets theirs first, we'll use them!!

Lina: Hai!

The Lina's go after them like hunters and their prey.

Zel: Will you just leave me alone?!!! Quit toturing me!!!!

Lina: oh Zel! we're just having some fun!!

CopyZel: oh...shimatta...where'd she go....(watches out for CopyLina but she is nowhere) oh...man....

CopyLina is hiding in the shadows with an evil grin on her face, patiently waiting for CopyZel to turn around the other way....

CopyZel(shaking): (looks in every direction) oh man...this is freaking me out...where...where is she...what should I do....run?

CopyLina: Oh, no you don't! (jumps out and grabs CopyZel) HA HA!!!!

CopyZel: AAAAGGHH!!!! SHIMATTA!!!!

CopyLina: GOT HIM!!! er....HER!!!

CopyZel: Hey! Leggo!! (bites her on the arm)

CopyLina: ack! (sweatdrop) grrr...! (holds tighter)

CopyZel: gaah! I....can't.....breathe!!!! gak!!

The Lina's dump CopyZel into the machine head first.

CopyLina: She's a strong little sucker, ain't she?

Lina: (evil grin)

CopyZel: STOP!!!!! THIS THING'S GONNA RIP MY HEAD OFF!!!!!!!

Lina: Think that's enough?

CopyLina: Yeah, I guess so.

They pull her out and she looks worse than Zel did when he was put through the same thing.

CopyZel: gaaah!! (faces both Lina's) Grrrrr....

Lina: oops, I forgot she might be a little mad after that....

Both Lina's run for their lives.

Zelgadiss(watching from a corner): jeez what a mess...I knew I shouldn't have come. (watches CopyZel and the Lina's) aangh, she deserves it.

Meanwhile both Shilfiell's are fighting, Gourry has finally decided to try and stop them but with little success. Shilfiell gets so fed up she shoves the copy inside one of the shafts and locks the door.

Shilfiell: There!! That should do it!

Gourry just stares at her with a huge sweatdrop.

Shilfiell: (returns to normal) Oh Gourry-sama! you're not hurt!! (glomps him)

Ameria starts to add growth culture but then the machine overloads and starts to crash.

Ameria: Uh oh!!!

Lina: Now what'd you do?!

Old man: You overloaded the machine!!!

Lina: Uh oh! we better split!

Everyone (including the copies) flies off (except Gourry, who hangs onto Lina) and the building explodes.

Lina: Aw man, and I wanted to see what it would look like.

CopyLina: oh well. too bad. It was fun though, and we doubled the number of people in our group!!

Zelgadiss: oh joy...

Shilfiell(holding tiny little CopyGourry in her hand): (giggles) ^_^


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