To the tune and spacing of Only Lonely Soldier where Valgarv's seiyuu attempts to sing in English. Note on the 'attempts'. This goes best if you listen to the song at the same time.
Sure you can come in... even if I'm changing.
Bet you are surprised to learn I'm not shy!
Kissing me like this, we don't need no words.
I hear it then, the phone beside the bed...
I really hate that godsdamned bell!
I want to kill that hypocrite.
It's the worst time when that damn phone rings.
She even finds us away from home!
She'd better watch out if she wants to keep her health!
Wow wow wow wow!
Damn annoying phoner!
I'll bring her an early end!
Damn annoying phoner!
We don't deserve this misery!
Damn annoying phoner!
Take this blast of energy!
Damn annoying phoner!
Your death should be your destiny!
She is such a bore, but she will still phone him anytime.
She won't give us peace, that is never chinging.
But you're smiling again, the way that makes me feel high.
Just keep doin' this, and I'll delay on her kill.
I can't believe you already got me to the bed!
Then... "Garv, it's your ex, excuse me while I YELL!"
Damn annoying phoner!
I'll bring her an early end!
Damn annoying phoner!
We don't deserve this misery!
Damn annoying phoner!
Take this blast of energy!
Damn annoying phoner!
Your death should be your destiny!
She is such a bore, but she will still phone him anytime.