"Hey, baby, wanna know some of my secrets?"
"Is that your Hikari no Ken or are you just glad to see me?"
"Sure I'm short, but it's not the size that counts... it's how you use it!"
"Do you ALWAYS wear your underwear outside your clothes?
"Because of my curse, my skin is rock so I'm always hard... wanna see?"
"Justice isn't the ONLY thing I'm enthusiastic about..."
"Hey, guys, wanna play 'end catcher'?"
"Yeah, they're small... but it's quality, not quantity!"
"FIGHT ME, GOURRY!"
"Yeah, and there's six more of me back home!"
"Can I... take your order?"
"Mind if I possess you?"
"Nice mace. Wanna screw?"
"Hey, mister, buy me a meal?"
"Oh, yeah, I'm better than the original Rezo... in everything."
"So... any good with that sword of yours?
"Lay eggs for me."
"I may be only third-rate at magic, but you should see my other abilities!"