The Twelve Days of Slayers

On the first day of Slayers
My true love gave to me:
A glowing Hikari no ken. (I wish!)

On the second day of Slayers
My true love gave to me:
Two meal tickets (Yeah! DINNER!),
And a glowing Hikari no ken. (If only!)

On the third day of Slayers
My true love gave to me:
Three Clair Bibles, (Cure? CURE?!)
Two meal tickets, (yum!)
And a glowing Hikari no ken. (C'mon, please?)

On the fourth day of Slayers
My true love gave to me:

Four untold secrets, (damn that Mazoku!)
Three Clair Bibles, (I'm CURED!)
Two meal tickets, (dig in!)
And a glowing Hikari no ken. (You don't NEED it, do you?)

On the fifth day of Slayers
My true love gave to me:
Five Mazoku lords, (lessee, there's the Beastmaster)

Four untold secrets, (Xelloss, that's annoying.)
Three Clair Bibles, (Wait a minute...)
Two meal tickets, (drooooooolllll....)
And a glowing Hikari no ken. (Hey, Gourry, look that way!)

On the sixth day of Slayers,
My true love gave to me:
Six Dragon Slaves, (That's gonna hurt.)
Five Mazoku lords, (then there's Gaav...)
Four untold secrets, (wanna die, priest?)
Three Clair Bibles, (These are all FAKES?!?)
Two meal tickets, (AAAH! FOOD!)
And a glowing Hikari no ken. (Can't I just BORROW it?)

On the seventh day of Slayers,
My true love gave to me:
Seven parts of Shabranigido, (I don't WANT...)
Six Dragon Slaves, (and the resulting craters)
Five Mazoku lords, (and Philbrezo...)
Eleven untold secrets, (Sore wa... Himitsu desu.)
Three Clair Bibles, (This is unfair!)
Two meal tickets, (and it's FREE FOOD!)
And a glowing Hikari no ken. (Oh... was that yours? Sorry.)

On the eighth day of Slayers,
My true love gave to me:
Eight images of Luna, (Can I take your order?)
Seven parts of Shabranigido, (NOT AGAIN!!!!)
Six Dragon Slaves, (Uh... I'm sorry?)
Five Mazoku lords, (and Deep-Sea Dolphin...)
Eleven untold secrets, (Tell me or else!!)
Three Clair Bibles, (I HATE my life!)
Two meal tickets, (Sure, I can eat a little more!)
And a glowing Hikari no ken. (But I gotta fight Shabranigido!)

On the ninth day of Slayers
My true love gave to me:
Nine p.o'ed dragons (Genocide? I never!)
Eight images of Luna (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!)
Seven parts of Shabranigido (didn't I just kill that guy?)
Six Dragon Slaves (Maybe I can get Luna with them?)
Five Mazoku Lords (and Dynast!)
Eleven untold secrets (Is your master this bad, too?)
Three Clair Bibles (Why me?)
Two meal tickets (not if Luna's serving!)
And a glowing Hikari no ken. (Really, you promised.)

On the tenth day of Slayers
My true love gave to me:
Ten Laguna Blades (mmm, pure chaos)
Nine p.o'ed dragons (Really! Urr-rrk...)
Eight images of Luna (only in opening)
Seven parts of Shabranigido (But he's been sealed!)
Six Dragon Slaves (With BIIIIIG booms!)
Five Mazoku lords (the evil's gotta be relative.)
Eleven untold secrets (Well, I don't care what they are!)

Three Clair Bibles (But I CAN'T give up!)
Two meal tickets (You're sure you guys don't want any?)
And a glowing Hikari no ken. (I got the sword! I got the sword!)

On the Eleventh day of Slayers
My true love gave to me:
Eleven warnings from L-sama (Eep! I'll be good!)
Ten Laguna Blades (Hey, thanks for the stones, Xel)
Nine p.o'ed dragons (Heh heh... bye. Zoom)
Eight images of Luna (Wait... those are just IMAGES?!)
Seven parts of Shabranigido (Maybe he's an image too... oh, no, he isn't.)
Six Dragon Slaves (one of 'em's gotta work!)
Five Mazoku lords (But Gaav and Phibby're dead!)
Eleven untold secrets (XELLLLOSSSSS!)
Three Clair Bibles (This is all YOUR fault!)
Two meal tickets (Boy, I'm famished!)
And a glowing Hikari no ken. (I want it, I want it!)

On the twelfth day of Slayers
My true love gave to me:
Twelve new voice actors (But I liked the old ones...)
Eleven warnings from L-sama (don't overuse that Giga Slave!)
Ten Laguna Blades (They slice! They dice! They make Mazoku burger!)
Nine p.o'd dragons (I don't have to outrun them, I just have to outrun YOU.)
Eight images of Luna (Jeez, those are SCARY.)
Seven parts of Shabranigido (and almost as many Rezos...)
Six Dragon Slaves (That takes five minutes to cast...)
Five Mazoku lords (which is quite enough, thank you.)
Eleven untold secrets (I'm gonna ram that staff up your...)
Three Clair Bibles (This really stinks.)
Two meal tickets (and lots of food for meeeeeee!)
And a glowing Hikari no ken. (Gourry! Come back with that!)