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Lina: *is in a green park and comes running accross a bridge and to the green medow below. As she takes a step closer she trips over her long renaisance dress* WAGH!!!
*snickers from off left are heard*
Lina: SHUDDUP! So I've never worn a dress!!! *sticks her tongue out at them*
Me: LINA!!! SAY THE LINES!!!
Lina: *sighs and stands up trying to fix her appearance* Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the - uh...
Mazoku city?
Amelia: GOBLIN!
Lina: But Xell isn't a goblin!
Me: I DON'T care!
Lina: *mumbles* Fine... GOBLIN city, to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great. You have no -
Me: Your not supposed to know that line!!!
Lina: Listen I'm the star of the show!!!
Me: I don't care!!! Just get it down correctly dammit!!!
Lina: Sheesh - My kingdom as great...damn, I can never remember that line... *pulls out a small book and opens it* Fear me love me do as I say and I will be your slave?!?!? O_o
Me: ACK!!!! *runs to her and grabs the book out of her hands and gives her the real book* Ok, continue!
Lina: WHAT DOES IT MEAN 'LOVE'?!?!?!?
Xellos: *appears behind her and wraps his arms around her waist and brings her close to him* Why - It means - *is cut off as Lina punches him into the stratosphere*
Me: >.< dammit....Of all the plays they want to fuck up...
Zel: Such language....
Me: whymewhymewhymewhymewhyme.....
Take 7,986
Lina: *running across the bridge yet again and has lifted her dress to her knees. stops running but continues to take small steps forward as she speaks*
Lina: Through dangers untold and hardships unumbered, I have fought my way her to the castle beyond the GOBLIN *glares to her left* city to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great - *pulls out a small book and pretends to read it* You have no power over me.
Me: HEY!!! YOU FORGOT 'GIVE ME THE CHILD'!!!
Lina: SHUDDUP DAMMIT!!!
Me: Sigh...
Take: 7,998
Lina: *running across the bridge yet again and has lifted her dress to her knees. Stops running but continues to take small steps forward as she speaks, looks frustrated.*
Lina: GIVE ME THE CHILD... Through dangers untold and hardships unumbered, I have fought my way her to the castle beyond the GOBLIN *glares evily to her left yet again* city to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great - *pulls out a small book and pretends to read it* You have no power over me.
*clock sounds off in the distance seven times*
Lina: Oh no I don't believe it! It's seven o' clock! Come on Merlin! *A pissy Dilgear grumbles and runs with her back the way she came*
*Reaches house soaking wet*
Lina: IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
Martina: I know it isn't! Taste the rath of the monstous zomelgustar!!!
Lina: *sweatdrops and begins to march inside*
Martina: EWW!!! Not the dog!!!
Dilgear: HEY!
Lina: Ok....Go dog!
Dilgear: *looking very pissed trudges off and Lina marches in*
Martina: Sarah your an hour late!
Lina: SO?
Me: LINA!
Lina: Sorry!
Martina: And I ask you to babysit only if it won't interfere with your plans - hell even if it does! Theres no way that a flat chested bad tempered girl like you could EVER get a date!
Lina: FIRE -
All except Lina: NO!!!!
Lina: There better be a good excuse - !
Me: This set was expensive!!!
Lina: *prepares fireball anyway*
Me: And if you destroy it, it comes out of your food and pay check!
Lina: *stops and grumbles and starts trudging up the stairs. Enter Zangulas*
Zangulas: *carrying a baby in red and white striped Pajamas, baby has sucpiciously familar purple-black hair* Oh, Li- Sarah, your an hour late -
Lina: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *runs up stairs in hissy fit*
Martina: She is such a spoiled -
Me: MARTINA DO NOT PISS ME OFF!!!
Martina: *blinks and continues her lines correctly* She treets me like a wicked stepmother no matter what I say -
Zangulas: Maybe you deserved it...
Martina: Maybe you should get your sorry ass up there and talk to her!!!
Zangulas: .... *goes up to third floor and to Sarah's door*