Take: One
*Lina begins walking down the hill as the sun starts to rise. As she walks down she sees a man standing by the water fountain mumbling darkly. He is wearing his white sorcerer outfit*
Lina: Uh - Excuse me?
Zelgadis: *whirls around* Oh Excuse me...
Lina: No Excuse me, I have to get to the castle beyond the goblin city can you help me - ? *words die off as Zel grabs a canister and walks to the wall with dead shrubs and squirts the potent liquid onto a fairy. The fairy makes a pitiful squeak and dies off.*
Zel: 57!
Lina: Why'd you do that?!?
Zel: I'm under orders from the evil one.
Lina: ..... *sweatdrops*
Zel: 58! .... 59!
Lina: Do you know the way into the Labyrinth?
Zel: maybe....
Lina: *annoyed* Well where is it?
Zel: *ignoring her* Why you little....60!
Lina: I said where is it?
Zel: Where is what?
Lina: The door! *obviously frustrated*
Zel: What door? *smirks evily at her frustration*
Lina: It's hopeless asking you anything!
Zel: Not if you ask the right question...
Lina: *looking irate* Where the hell is the entrance?!?
Zel: *raises an eyebrow* It's over there. *points behind her to large wooden doors that wasn't there a few seconds ago*
Lina: I HATE DUNGEONS!!!!
Zel: You never should of wished the brat away and called on the fruitcake.
Lina: A mistake I can remedy.... *prepares a dragon slave*
Jaime: Lina!!! NO MAGIC!!!
Lina: *indignant* WHAT?!?
Jaime: You heard me!
Lina: Dammit. If your so in love with this play, why don't you be Sarah?!?
Jaime: Because! 1) Xellos is the Goblin King 2) I would be Sarah but that would torture Xellos and 3) I'd much rather have you be Sarah and he Jareth! *evil chuckle*
Lina: Shimmata... (translation-Dammit) *begins walking to the door*
Zel: You really going in there are you?
Lina: Yes I'm afraid I have to. *walks to the doors and pushes them open and walks in to find only two directions which she can go: Left or right. the corridors strecth forever, Lina looks dismayed as she sees this* Flying hell...
Zel: Would you go left or right?
Lina: I don't know...where would you go?
Zel: Straight up and over.
Lina: Nani? (Nani- what)
Zel: *sigh* A Levitation Spell...
Lina: *grins* Now there's something to cut down the time... hehehe...
Zel: You owe me.
Lina: LEVITATION! *begins flying over it. Fly's for about 20 yards when she runs into an invisable wall head first* OUCH!!!
Xellos: *voice heard body not seen* Ah ah ah.... For shame Sarah... You really shouldn't cheat. For that you shall pay a price.
Lina: Anything but telletubbies, bannana's in pajamas, blues clues, lambchop, slugs, or barney.
Xellos: ..... *complaining* Sure get rid of all the torture devices....
Lina: I'm not paying any price! So there! *sticks out her tongue and flies down landing in front of two seperate doors. In front of them are two guards. One is Naga the other is and Vrumagan*
Lina: NAGA!?! VRUMAGAN?!? Your not mentioned on the cast list!!!
Naga: She DIDN'T?!? Why I oughta - Well I suppose she forgot.....
Vrumagan: Maybe she didn't want to scare any of the readers away.... *shudder and points a thumb at Naga* This womans laugh could wake the dead...four dimensions over, In an entirely different galaxy...
Naga: I have a wonderful laugh! And I shall complain to Jaime! How dare she not mention me! Naga! Naga the Serpant! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!! *laughs the evil laugh of doom. Vrumagan cringes and tries to block his ears and Lina has crumpled to the ground* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Lina: Someone - s..stop her!!! Zelgadis!!!! HELP!!!!
*Off in another part of the Labyrinth*
Zel: That's not my charachters name - *sighs* oh boy.... *slowly begins walking his way to the entrance*
Jaime: *rushes in* ZEL! Emergency!!! Naga's laughing and she won't shut up! I'd go in there but I am not sure if I am immune to her laughing and I don't wanna risk it. I'd rather risk your sanity. And Xellos isn't THAT stupid to come in and stop her! Amelia doesn't wanna go in either!
Zel: *horrified* No! Not her!
Jaime: You've got to!!! Or I'll stick you in a room playing BOP music!
Zel: O_O you - you wouldn't....
Jaime: Wanna bet?
Zel: LEVITATION! *flies to Lina and the doors. sighs* That which graces us with your peace, come forth.... SILENCE! *Naga's voice goes away but she continues to laugh, as if someone hit 'mute'.*
Lina: ZEL?!? *looks up*
Zel: Yes...
Lina: *jumps up and hugs him* Oh thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou thankyouthankyouthankyouthaankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou......
Zel: *blushes furiously* Yah ok...continue the play...
Lina: Oh yah.... *turns to Vrumagan.....Who is unconcious* So much for this scene....
Zel: I'll say... *both move past Vrumagans body and open the right door*
Lina: This is a piece of cake...
Zel: Bullshit.
Lina: Tell me about it...AGGHHHHHH!!!!
*both fall down trap door and begin to feel something brushing them slowing their fall untill they are stopped and find they are being held by hands which are stuck out from the enclosed circle of a wall. Lina is being held right below Zel*
Lina: HENTAI!!! ICHI! (Hentai-Pervert, Ichi- Lech and/or pervert)
Zel: *sweatdrop* Of all the places....
Lina: LET GO OF ME!!!
*As if they understand both are suddenly dropped*
Both: AGHHHH!!!!!