Blatant yaoi, boys and girls. Yup, it's that MaleXMale 'sin' stuff... homophobics can leave the room, please, I don't want yer business anyway, watches as 2/3rds of the audience leaves Yeah, and don't let the screen door hit ya in the ass on the way out.
For the rest of you that haven't left, and are just staying because you think that it'll only be here, and if you endure this part, you'll get to read the rest, yaoi-free... think again. It'll only get worse from here on in, so shoo, shoo... eather tolerate this yaoi (well, more like shounen ai, I guess...), future slash (nice, general term...), and read the entire thing, or be a homophobic freak and leave now, never to return. Your choice. watches as the rest of the audience leaves
....bums.....
Lina and co. trudged along the path, Lina in front, ranting about how it was getting dark out and they'd have to camp out tonight. Gourry was traveling along close behind her, deep in thought about the secrets of the universe, and the meaning of life itself... or what he wanted for dinner, kinda hard to tell with Gourry, but it was probably the latter. Amelia-chan was skipping along in third, watching the cute birdies and such.
Amelia-san and Zel tagged along behind, holding a very in-depth conversation.
"..." said Zel.
"..." agreed Amelia-san.
"........" questioned Zel.
"............." explained Amelia-san.
"......." wondered Ze - ...okay, you get the point, they were walking in dead silence.
Anyway, the usual happens. They run into some bandits, bandits go boom, yadda yadda, let's get to the good part.
Amelia-san finished setting up her bedroll. There was pretty much no chance in hell of rain tonight, as it was pretty much rained out after the last two days, which had consisted of steady heavy rain with only occasional sun blocks. Today, however, everything was really HOT. It may as well have been a heat wave when the sun was up, but since the sun was no longer up, it was now comfortibly warm. Then again, with the weird weather, Amelia-san was almost expecting the forecast to be heavy snow with a chance of tapioca pudding.
"Ahhh... that was a nice dinner..." Lina said with a wistful sigh, leaning back on her own bedroll.
"Mrrfh hrru mrrfphly" Gourry said. Translation: 'I agree perfectly'.
Amelia-chan curled up under her blanket with a sleepy look in her eyes. "yawn I'm tired... Lina-san, Gourry-san, Zelgadiss-san, Mirai-san... I think I'm going to sleep."
"I think I'll join you, I'm pretty tired as well." Amelia-san said with a small laugh, curling up in her sleeping bag.
Lina was already drifting, staring up at the stars, laying back on her bedroll. She yawned and curled up to go to sleep.
Gourry looked over to her. "Lina, if you fall asleep so soon after eating that much, you'll turn into a cow."
WHAAAM!!!
"...Itai..."
Zelgadiss stared up at the stars. Everyone was fast asleep, had been for the past few hours. Zel, however, was restless. He laid back on his bedroll, further away from the others then necessary. His mind wandered as he watched the stars shine. Somehow he got to thinking that a bath would be really nice right about then.
Wondering how he got to that thought, but finding nothing quite wrong with it, Zel stood up and wandered through the woods, remembering a little pool of water, too big to be a pond but too small to be a lake, that they had come across earlier that evening.
Quickly stripping himself of his clothes and wading into the water, Zel found a nice outcropping of rock that he could sit on with the water going just a little above his shoulders. He sat down and sighed, leaning his head against the pool's edge.
Ahhh... this feels nice... he thought. The heat earlier that day had warmed it up considerably, now making it almost a mini hot spring. As Zel closed his eyes in bliss, he failed to notice that he was being watched.
In one of the trees near the pool's edge, a pair of violet catslit eyes glimmered.
"I wonder, my Chimera..." Future Xelloss whispered as he watched Zelgadiss bathe, "How do you fail to notice the beauty you posess? Cursed body or not, you're attractive enough to catch the attention of one such as myself... such a pity you died when you did, I could have had so much fun with you..."
Future Xel smirked to himself. He had been resting here for a while, devising a plan to bring the Chimera here somehow, but when Zelgadiss had shown up on his own, Future Xelloss was just delighted.
At first, he'd had voyeuristic intentions only, to simply watch Zelgadiss' beautiful body. But now, when it was actually here, open and out for Future Xel's taking... well... not even a mazoku can resist that kind of temptation. Now, Future Xelloss had a plan...
"Zel-chan..." he called out, startling Zelgadiss, who looked around frantically for a few seconds, then looked up. Seeing only the violet eyes and purple hair, the majority of it hidden behind Future Xel's back, Zelgadiss just glared.
"What do you want, Xelloss?" he growled, more then slightly peeved at his nice bath being interrupted.
Amusing, he thinks I'm Xelloss... well I am, so this isn't REALLY lying... not that I'd care if it was, Future xelloss thought to himself with a smirk.
"You," he replied coolly. And I'll have you, too.
Zelgadiss pikued, then glared. "Ha ha, VERY funny, go away Xelloss."
"But it wasn't ment to be funny..." Future Xelloss purred. "You asked me what I wanted, and I replied with an honest answer: I. Want. You."
Zelgadiss fidgeted a little, Future Xelloss could feel the discomfort and fear radiating from him and drank it up. He smiled seductively at Zelgadiss.
"My my, Zelgadiss... could it be that one as lovely as yourself is a virgin?" Future Xelloss taunted. Zelgadiss stood and threw a fireball at him. When Zelgadiss didn't hear any more taunts follow, he sighed in relief that Xelloss was gone. All too soon, unfortunatly for him.
"Ah, now that wasn't nice, my little chimera," Future Xelloss purred, grabbing Zel from behind and pulling him into a kiss. Zelgadiss' eyes went wide, he didn't know what to do. Here he was, naked, in a pool, being kissed by Xelloss, who didn't have any clothes on either...
OH MY GOD!! his mind sreamed as he struggled once he realized that somehow Xelloss had disposed of his own clothes.
Future Xelloss pulled back, holding Zelgadiss tightly with one hand while his other held Zelgadiss' chin, forcing him to look up at him.
"So nervous, so afraid... so very very appealing..." Furute Xelloss murmured mostly to himself as he looked Zel over. "Don't worry, little one.. you'll be relaxed very soon...." He sealed his lips over Zelgadiss' again, and in doing so cast a small spell. Nothing drastic, just made the victim relax a litle more... and made them a little more sensitive to suggestion.
"Psst... hey, wake up."
thwack!
"Ow ow ow..." Amelia-san looked up, rubbing the part of her head where the rock hit. She saw Xelloss -the one of THIS time period - crouched in the tree above her, eyes open and serious. She glared at him. "What did you do that for, fruitcake? A simple 'Wake up' would have worked," she growled unhappily.
"But that wouldn't have been nearly as fun..." Xelloss said with a smile for a second, then went back to his serious face. "Besides, the others will wake up if I did that. Now be quiet and follow me... Amelia."
A sharp intake of breath from Amelia-san. She was frantically trying to figure out how Xelloss knew it was *her*. As if reading her thoughts - not that Amelia-san would put that past him - he stood.
"I met myself. That pretty much explained everything. Not to mention your magical signature never changes. Now hurry up. There's not much time." And with that, Xelloss started to bound off through the trees, waiting for Amelia-san to follow.
Oh what the hell.. if worse comes to worse, I killed him once already... and he's weaker in this time, maybe I could do it again... she thought, standing.
Yeah, and get killed in the process.
"So tell me again what's going on?!" Amelia-san yelled up to Xelloss, who was traveling along the trees.
"I - "
"Don't refer to your future self as you this time, either, it's too damn confusing."
"cough Well, HE was hanging around a pool for about the past hour or so, then Zelgadiss left and went to the exact same place to take a bath, and, well to make a long story short, my future self is going to to take MY chimera, and I can't do a thing about it because he's got a shield up," Xelloss explained.
"Then why the hell did you get me? What can I do about it?"
"The shield is tuned for Mozoku and magic spells only. I guess my future self didn't think I'd lower myself enough to get help from a human. You can pass though the shield. He's anchored it to a small tree inside of it, so if you destroy that, then the shield will fall and I can take him down myself."
"Oookay.,. and why haven't you said 'sore wa himitsu desu' once yet?"
Expecting that exact answer, Amelia-san was a little shocked at Xelloss' response. He opened his eyes.
"Because... the chimera is mine, he's MINE, dammit, and I won't let anyone, not even myself, take him from me."
Zelgadiss' mind was whirling. What was going on? Drowning... drowning... not exactly drowning, something like it, though. His mind was hazy and fogged over. He never knew Xel could be such a good kisser. This wasn't so bad... Ah! Oh! What was Xelloss' hand doing THERE?!
"Ah... That felt good..." Zelgadiss murmured as Future Xel held him, his hands wandering over the Chimera's body.
"It only gets better, my chimera... I promise..." he said with an absolutely demonic smirk. Not that Zel was in any condition to notice it. His plans were going perfectly, better then perfectly. Zelgadiss, whom he'd claimed so long ago, was finally going to be his. He was going to be the chimera's first time, too... even better.
His thoughts were disrupted, however, when he heard the familar yell of "FIREBALL!" and the sound of something exploding. Quickly turning his head, he saw the tree which he had anchored the spell on, burning to a crisp, and the young Queen standing near it, glaring. Behing her, his past self phased out from behind where the shield had been, and then phased back in to the pool's edge, murder in his eyes.
Meanwhile, Zelgadiss had come out of his trance of pleasure and lust and looked up.
"Wha? Why'd you stop Xe - " he stopped in mid sentence when he looked over to where Future Xelloss was. His mouth fell open as he saw Xelloss, the one whom he THOUGHT Future Xelloss was, standing at the pool edge. He looked between the two of them.
"W..what's going on?!" he asked. Both Xelloss' seemed not to hear him.
"That chimera is MINE." Xelloss growled. Future Xelloss held Zelgadiss' body close to his own.
"Then take him from me, if you can."
Nother cliffhanger, sorry for not having this come out for so long, but Zel was kind of unwilling to leave the closet, no matter how much Xel begged.
Okay, I'll stop with the closet jokes.
Anyway, I'll try to get the next part out sooner. Should I add thriller lines at the end of this? I think I'll add one here...
Weird Thriller Line For Chapter Six: What will happen next?! Will Xelloss take Zelgadiss from Future Xelloss?! Will Zelgadiss loose his virginity?! Will Lina and the others STILL be sleeping?! Hell, will Lina, Gourry, and Amelia-chan EVER get more then one line per chapter?! Will it REALLY rain tapioca Pudding?! Will I EVER stop using a question mark and an exclamation point to end my sentences?! Tune in next time to find out! Same Slayers-time, same Slayers-channel!!
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