Naga: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!O-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
*Phoenixfeather runs in little circles SDing in terror* kowaii! KOWAII! make it stop! Nezuumi: *makes the famous Takahashi symbol for 'back-you-evil-inflictor-of-pain' and Naga sweatdrops, vanishing*
Phoenixfeather: that was your fault! *points at Moniker* you and your stupid OAV!!!!
Moniker: it was your idea... *looks at her...* you're pointing.
*Phoenixfeather casually turns Moniker into a plushy, giving her to the now recovered Xellos*
Xellos: *giggles evily* Kawaii!
Moniker: hhhmmmm! *thrashes her chibi arms and legs, trying to free herself from the mazoku's deathgrip* hufruehfierfo!
*Zelgadis suddenly becomes a pyschopathic killer and beats Xellos into the floor again*
Xellos: *pancake grin* ^___^
Moniker: *dusts herself off again, panting* thanks Zel, ...*gasp*...*wheeze*... that was getting scary for a moment *shudder*
Phoenixfeather:*sarcastically* your ultimate attack, Lame-o plot device-slave
Moniker: *poses* no fanfic author should leave home without it! ^_^v
Minna: *facefaults, sweatdrops and falls over*
Phoe:...*rolls her eyes* Oh brother!
*Tarou gets shakily to his feet with Filia's help, finally recovered from Xellos' "little demonstration"*
Lyara: *picks the vaguely Xellos shaped purple splotch by the scruff of his neck* Xellos, you really have to stop doing that, its getting repetitive
Xel: Awwww, Lyara-chan....
Filia & Tarou: GGGRRRRRRRRRR.......
Xellos: *turns to enraged ones* you like me! you really like ME!
Filia & Tarou: Die Mazoku!
*dustcloud fight*
Lyara: *drops Xellos before she can be pulled into the dust cloud*
Tarou: PERVERT!
Filia Namagomi Mazoku!
Xel: again, harder!
Both: DIEDIEDIE!
others: ..... or O.O
*dustcloud clears to reveal Tarou strangling Xellos, who is clinging to him, and Filia beating both indiscriminately with her mace*
Minna: *blink, blink, sweatdrop*
Rezo-cameo: I would blink, but I can't open my eyes.
Kopii-rezo: blink blink blink! :P~~~~
Rezo: *pissed* I heard that!
KopiiRezo: the only thing wrong with you is your eyes, right? or was there other things that didn't work either...
Minna O.O
Rezo: DIEDIEDIE!
*BIG dustcloud fight*
Xel: my my, aren't they just bursting with healthy energy today!
Phoenix: that was vaguely....kinky ^_^
Nezuumi: Taihen HENTAI! *smacks Phoe upside the head with her bow*
Phoe: ITAI!!!!
Zacchi: maybe I should give Xel-chan Pixi stiks more often ^_^
*various projectiles go flying a Zacchi*
Zacchi: I was kidding! *DODGE* Really! *DODGE* Honto- *thud* itai!!!
Silk: *removes the mace from Zacchi's forehead and hands it back to the very Pissed Ryuuzoku* here, *points Filia back at Xellos, who is still clinging to the SDing Tarou, who is running around screaming, trying to get the purple splotch of Hyper doom off his legs* just the fruitcake, please.
*Xellos falls off of Tarou, and the chase begins in earnest*
*Xellos is chasing Pantyhose-tarou around in circles while Filia trys to bash him with her mace, Silk is starting to glow a lovely bright green*
Duo: *screams* OH NO! WE'RE BACK AT THE BEGINNING OF THE FIC!!!!!!!!!
Minna: *blink*
Phoe: hmmmmmm....This does seem oddly familar....
(((SEE! We did research!^_^)))
*at this point, for some unknown reason, Tarou trips over Duo smashing into the floor, taking the fruitcake with him. Filia, following close behind, trips over them landing in a great dogpile on top of the braided Gundam Wing/Harem Bishounen*
Duo: what did I do to deserve this?!? *looks at his harem cohorts*
Val: its the braid, definately the braid...
Duo: what are you talking about?!
Val & Zel: (in unison^_^) don't ask
Ficcy author one: ano, isn't it usually Duo and Suboshi in unison?
Ficcy author two: yes, but we didn't need to drag him into this mess too
Ficcy author one: *poutz*
Ficcy Author Two: ^_^v
Beta Reader: will you two knock it off, I'm trying to read!!
Val: *Looks at the dazed Smilin'-Priest-O'Doom* heheheheheheh, why don't we go kick some Mazoku %$@#@
Zel: *evilness* Sounds good to me...
*Both eagerly go to exact their revenge*
Moniker: do something before this dengenerates into ANOTHER dustcloud fight! *looks at the Rezo/Kopii fight still in progress*
Phoe: Awwww...but those are so much fun...
Moniker: *Glares*
Xellos: but Violence is fun! don't worry! *looks at the advancing homicidal maniacs* it'll be...Amusing *grinz*!
Moniker: NOW!
Phoe: FINE! *Looks around for something to use..*.....*evil grin*
*Phoe grabs Ribbon*
Ribbon: WHat the...PUT ME DOWN!!!!
*Ribbon gets hurled at the two Vengence-seeking Bakas, colliding with them in a great *SMASH*
Ribbon: GET OFF ME YOU PERVERTS......FIST OF DEATH!!!!!!!!
*The two Aformentioned perverts get Chi blasted into the far wall, leaving Kawaii Zel and Val-shaped dents where they hit, before landing on the floor*
Ribbon: That'll teach you to mess with me *poses*
Moniker: -_- *to Phoenixfeather* You. Are. A. FRUITCAKE!
Phoe: Hey! I did what you told me...Didn't I!
Moniker: *Sweatdrop* *sigh* *looks up as the ficcy-authors train of thought gets derailed*
to be continued... HONTOO!