Nicole: Hi Guys *smiles*
Cast: Hi *waves nervously*
Nicole: Now, there's no reason to be nervous.
Gourry: But you're a fanfic writer
Nicole: And?
Lina: we haven't had the best experiences with some of you guys
Zel: Like I get turned into a woman in some stories
Xellos: And I end up falling for him.
The cast looks to see Xellos and Filia standing next to Zelgadis.
Zel: Hey you guys aren't in this story!!!
Nicole: Actually he is mentioned. You two have been getting a lot of yaoi work lately, but this isn't that kind of story.
Amelia: How is this story going to end anyway? You're going to be nice to me aren't you??
Nicole: That's a secret.
Xellos: *POUTING* That's my line
Filia: She says it better
Nicole: Thanks Filia *smiles*
Lina: What do you mean be nice?
Amelia: Nicole-san loves to write stories that star Zelgadis and me.
Nicole: Yep *more smiles*
Xellos: I've been reading this one I love that first chapter by the way and that bit about me and the Speedo's, you know my tastes so well *smiles*
Nicole: Why thank you Xellos-chan
Zel: Could we not talk about the first chapter of this fic please! *blushes*
Amelia: Why not? You seem to really enjoy it when I ...
Lina: PLEASE DON'T GO THERE !!!
Gourry: Go where Lina?
Zel: Isn't there supposed to be something else going on here?
Nicole: As a matter of fact there is. Since I'm a little late with chapter 7 I thought I'd give you all a little fun so here it is. Amelia, you and Xellos are going out on a date!
Amelia & Xellos: WHAT!!!
Nicole: Now Ami-chan, Xellos likes you, you should read what he says about you in his diary *pulls out red velvet book*
Xellos: Give that back it belongs to me * Nicole laughs and dodges his advance*
Nicole: You'll get it back later. Zelgadis, you and Filia are going out on a date too.
Filia: Okay, but Ms. Nicole?
Nicole: yes?
Filia: Are you a ...a hentai? I don't want to do anything unbecoming a dragon maiden. No offense Zelgadis.
Zel: None taken.
Nicole: I have tendencies, I guess that’s the best way to describe it, which Zel can fill you in on. But I'm a romantic at heart so I try to be classy about it.
Zel: I have to admit that's true, she doesn't make you feel cheap after a lemon scene, she's good to work with., makes everything sound all flowery. In fact she's very tasteful
Filia: That's good to hear *sighs in relief*
Nicole: Oh how sweet Zelgadis *gives him a kiss on the nose making him blush*
Amelia: But I don't like Xellos that way!
Nicole: I'm not asking you to marry him and bear his children, although that might make and interesting story to read. *cast facefaults as Nicole pulls out her idea book and starts writing* just one little date Amelia, remember the fans love how I'm writing you in this story!
Amelia: Well, okay!!
Nicole: Good girl *pats her on the head* And Lina?
Lina: yes
Nicole: You get an all expense paid trip to the Isle of Bishounen*hands her tickets as an annoucer comes on stage*
Announcer: At the Isle of Bishounen you'll spend your days and nights being waited on a massaged by the finest bishounens anime has to offer including *curtain lifts to revel a parade of anime men* the men of Fushigi Yuugi and the men of Rurouni Kenshin along with many more.
Tasuki: What the F@#$!!
Nicole: Hey, we don't use that kind of language here*curtain lowers quickly and announcer leaves stage* He's cute but that mouth, yesh.
Lina: WOW, What did I do to deserve this?
Nicole: Well, all the slayers fics I write revolve around Blue-boy and little Ms. Sunshine over there* points to Amelia and Zelgadis*
Amelia & Zel: Hey!! Don't call us that
Nicole : You're under contract I can call you whatever I want. Anyway I thought you deserved a little treat, Lina.
Lina: Thanks
Zel: But ...
Gourry pulls Zelgadis and Amelia into a huddle.
Gourry: *whispers* Let it go Zel
Amelia: But you heard what she called us!
Gourry: *whispers* Yeah, but she's also seems like a NICE fanfic writer
Amelia: She really is
Gourry: Well, if you make her mad and she could go Yuri on you.
Amelia: Oh, She wouldn't!!
Gourry: Or yaoi on Zelgadis.
Zel: She wouldn't!!! *begins cringing at the thought of staring in another yaoi fic with Xellos*
Nicole: *pokes her head into their huddle*But I could if you guys aren't nice.
Amelia, Gourry and Zelgadis: Eppp!!
Lina: Hey we were talking about my trip!!
Announcer: But wait there's more. During your stay you'll also have a personal attendant slash love slave. From the pages of the popular manga Inu-Yasha by Rumiko Takahashi SESSHOMARU!!!
Sesshomaru comes on stage with a bored look on his face.
Lina: He's cute.
Nicole: I know ^_^
Sess: *looks at nicole* You again, didn't I tell you to leave me alone.
Nicole: But Sessho-chan, I want you to play nice with my friend Lina
Sess: *twitch* DON'T CALL ME CHAN!!!
Lina: Why is he my love slave again?
Nicole: Well I went to the Love Calculator and you two have a 97% compatablitiy rating. But you can only have him for your between chapters vacation. he's already commited to someone.
Sess: And who is that?
Nicole: Kasumi Tendo, Remember KagomeSan's fic Mushroom madness?
Sess: *blushes*
Nicole: Now then off you all go and be back for production of chapter 7.
Nicole snaps her fingers and Lina and Sesshomaru land on the Isle of Bishounen while Xellos and Amelia , Zelgadis and Filia go out on their dates.
Gourry: Do I get something fun to do too?
Nicole: Of course.
Gourry: Like what?
Nicole: Gourry, I'd like you to met a friend of mine Yohko Mano, She's the 108th Devil Hunter.She also likes to beat up monster and weilds a really big sword.
Gourry: Cool!!
Yohko walks out onstage.
Yohko: Nicole when are you going to finish that story about . . *sees gourry and goes into shock* HELLO!!!
Nicole: Haven't had time to finish that fic. I thought you'd like to have Gourry here help you kiss your virginity good-bye instead.
Gourry: Hi there *waves*
Yohko: OH WOULD I EVER, THANK YOU, THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!! *hugs Nicole*
Gourry: *scratches his head* Exactly how am I supposed to kiss it good-bye?
Yohko: I'll show you stud-boy, let's go. *runs off carrying Gourry*