Lina X, the Daughter of Chaos wrote this in one of her many fits of insanity. See, as I think I explained before, she loves to leave this stuff smack-dab in the middle of my stories if I get up for a drink or something. I found this one in Xel 4, and I liked it so much I just had to include it.
Heehee. It's quite funny to me cos I HATE Vrumagen. He really does have a bit of lisp you know, and at one point in the series he DOES say 'Zangaluth, wait.' Heehee.
"Zagunluth, wait!" Cried out Vrumagen, tears streaking down his face. "Don't leave me!"
The tall and gangly man turned back to his love and shook his head, "I have to win this fight." Vrumagen grabbed at his lover's pancho but only succeeded in grasping air, cold bitter air.
"Why? I thought we were loverths! I thought you loveth me!" He cried out desperately, and the swordsman turned with pain in his eyes.
"I do love you Vrumagen, we will always be together." And with that Zangalus took his lover in one final embrace before he left, and the last words whispered by his love were,
"Did you get the flavored condomths? Cherry is my favourite..."