If you've ever wondered just how good of a lifemate your favorite Slayers character would make, Lina X and I have devised the following chart. To be brutally honest we saw the idea on some other site, but they didn't have a section for Slayers!! Oh the humanity! So, we made up our own. Enjoy.
| Physical Appearance | Very handsome, long blonde hair, baby blue eyes, and a nice slim body. He looks great in a towel!! |
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| Personality | The sweetest guy on the face of the planet!! And such a gentleman, and he's very chivalrous, this is the kind of guy your mother would LOVE!! |
| Intelligence | Okay, so maybe he's not the brightest guy, but it's just so gosh darn kawaii to see him confused!!!! |
| Finances | Flat broke, I'm guessing, for the fact he's a mercenary. |
| Housework | The kind of guy you could leave at home, he would cook, do the laundry, and look so good in an apron ne? |
| Fatherhood | Gourry would make a superb father, one of those dads who can be very reasonable, and would spend a lot of time with the kids. This would be especially good for when you have a newborn, you wouldn't be the one changing the diapers. I see him wanting a lot of kids, the more to love I guess. |
| Sex | Yeehaaw! My favorite part, okay I see Gourry being a very cautious guy, like if it was your first time. He'd probably go slow and make sure your ready, and make sure you want to do it. He would try his hardest to please you, but later on, he might be a little more playful, for example he might pack a lunch and take you out for a picnic and then some 'desert'. J |
| Chart by Lina X | |
| Physical Appearance | Well, he's got blue skin, is covered with rocks and his hair looks like he slept on it funny, but other than that he ain't bad! Very nice eyes, and you gotta love his voice, ne? |
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| Personality | Not the shining example of chivalry Gourry is, that's for sure. He's quiet, determined and serious. He doesn't seem like the type to settle down very easily, however, so you better like travelling. No good at parties. |
| Intelligence | He's smart, no doubt about that. Extremely cautious too. |
| Finances | Not great, unless Rezo left him a bunch of cash in his will. But who needs money when you're on the open road, sleeping under the stars? |
| Housework | I doubt he'd enjoy it much. You could probably get him to do the outdoors stuff, like mowing and raking the lawn. |
| Fatherhood | If you're the type of girl who wants a big family, I suggest you go Gourry-hunting. Zelgadis isn't likely to really WANT any children, but if they're his own offspring he'll love them. There may be a problem with Zel being a little TOO serious with the kids, and being too hard on them. Just remind him that they're just children, NOT tiny adults. |
| Sex | Possibly painful. (Rocks, remember?) Zel seems likely to be rather shy about the whole subject, but with love and encouragement he could become a rather caring lover. |
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| Physical Appearance | Kawaii kawaii kawaii!!! He'll always have a smile on that cute little face of his, at any rate. And you have to admit his eyes are really cool (when he opens them) Plus he's got the coolest voice. |
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| Personality | If you can get past his little habit of not revealing everything he knows (sore wa himitsu desu) then he's really a fun guy to be around. Alnd he DOES actually have a serious (if somewhat sinister) side. But hey, evil can be sexy! |
| Intelligence | Considering how old he is, I'd suspect he's pretty smart. Slightly insane perhaps, but still smart. |
| Finances | Not a problem! A Mazoku general AND priest must be able to generate any cash that's needed. (What, you thought Xelas didn't pay him?) |
| Housework | He probably wouldn't mind doing the chores, or at least helping out every once in a while, if only because he likes how he looks in an apron. |
| Fatherhood | The children would love him, that's for sure. However, they might view him as more of a playmate than an authority figure. If you could convince him to be serious with the kids now and then, he'd probably make a good daddy. Just make sure that if he disciplines the children he remembers that they ARE half human. |
| Sex | In a word... Interesting. Expect anything from chocolate sauce to farm animals. Also a distinct possibility of it being a little rough, the guy does feed on pain you know. |
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| Physical Appearance | Red hair, red eyes. Petite body, very, very cute. No chest to speak of, though. Wears costume-sorceress outfits, usually with some kind of wrap-around chest thing to make her breasts look larger. |
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| Personality | Very, very fiery and temperamental. Offend her at your own risk. Easily annoyed, but when she's determined to do something, she'll get it done. |
| Intelligence | Very smart. Able to play an idiot when she tries, though not always well. You don't get to be the second-best sorceress in the world by being stupid! |
| Finances | Middle-class. She's an amazing bandit-killer, but has a tendency to spend all her money on magic toys. Plus she'll eat you out of house and home. |
| Housework | She will NOT stay at home and do chores. She's the kind of person who wants an outdoor life. |
| Motherhood | Probably not. She isn't the kind who WANTS to go through pain, and that's the first thing she'll think of about it. She might want someone to follow her in magic, though. She'll get p.o'ed at the children easily, however, and use black magic to prove it. |
| Sex | Very pleasant, once you get her to stop pounding your head into the floor at the suggestion. She's the type of girl who would realize that it's more pleasant for herself if the other enjoys it a lot. And even if she doesn't always act like it, she wants to make people feel good. |
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| Physical Appearance | Ohhh, he's a sexy one ain't he?!! Those burning gold eyes, aqua hair, horn (he's horny! Get it?!) And a great body! |
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| Personality | Very, very angsty. A tragic guy actually, quite mean, rude even. But if you were his special lady I'm guessing he'd tone down, except in an argument. I also see him be the jealous type, and violent. So if you get some skank hitting on you, he won't be with the living after Val gets to him. |
| Intelligence | Very smart, I mean considering how old he is. But not in the rational sense, like if he thought he was right, no one would be able to convince him otherwise, except maybe you. |
| Finances | I don't really know, ummm….probably penniless, I see him not caring for material things. |
| Housework | No Fucking Way. Val would be the kind of guy who would rather die than be caught in an apron, but he might not mind outdoor work. Like cutting wood, or painting the house. But NEVER let him fix something, can you imagine what would happen if he couldn't fix it? BOOM!! There goes the toaster .... |
| Fatherhood | No, Val would probably eat his own children if they lipped off, but if they were good kids and obeyed him then maybe. |
| Sex | Oh yeah!! The part we all love!! Val would be an aggressive lover, but just tell him to ease up a little and he will. But he might unconsciously give you love bites or scratches, he is part Mazoku remember? But if he does do this, don't scream at him or cry about it, because he will freak out. |
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| Physical Appearance | Bouncy black hair, biiiig blue eyes. Usually has a bright and cheery smile on her face. Big breasts... bigger than Lina, at any rate. Wears white and pink, with pompoms on her wrists. |
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| Personality | Bouncy. Everything is bouncy about her. She's obsessed with justice and will do anything to get it. Don't do anything that she can take as unjust and she'll love you forever. |
| Intelligence | Book-smarts, she's fairly smart, actually. Otherwise... she doesn't really understand the concept of cause and effect. She takes people's words for things instead of trying to prove it herself. |
| Finances | Well... until her older sister is found, she's the heir to the heir to the city state of Seiryuun, which means if you can catch her at home, it'll be really good. However, she doesn't seem to think she'll need money on the road. Last ditch, you could always ransom her. |
| Housework | Tell her that it's only fair and just for her to do so, she'll take your word for it, and work REALLY HARD. |
| Motherhood | She'll love it, but don't let the children get on her bad side, or they'll face the wrath of Champion of Justice Amelia Wil Tessla Seiryuun! |
| Sex | Well, to be frank, bouncy. She'll be embarrassed at first, but once she finds out she likes it, she'll be VERY enthusiastic. |
| Chart by Harukami | |