This is what the Slayers crew might teach if they ever got into that profession...
Freudian Psychology - Mr. Gabriev, with special guest speaker on phallic symbols Prof. Zangalus
Cackling 101 - Miss Naga
Justice and the Criminal Mind - Ms. Wil Tesla de Sailuune
Secrets of the Universe - Prof. Mettalium (wouldn't be much of a class since he wouldn't tell ya anything)
Surliness under Pressure - Mr. Greywers
Inhuman Digestion - Ms. Inverse
Modern Gutter Slang - Mr. Valgarv
The Mentality of the Obsessive - Prof. Rezo, with guest speaker Mr. Greywers
Split Personalities - Prof. Shaburanigdo numbers one through seven
Lecture on the self-esteem of Clones - Mr. Kopii
Study of Crustaceans - Prof. Shaburanigdo
The Science of Blowing Stuff Up - Ms. Inverse
The Art of Manipulation - Prof. Mettalium with guest speaker Mr. Gaarv
Strategic Concealment of Weaponry - Ms. Ul Copt
Thanks to Kitsune who helped spawn this idea!