Chaos steps into Steph's room and leans on the doorframe. "My, I've heard of multiple personalities, but this takes the cake."
She looks behind her meaningfully. Xerross looks at her. "This was not my idea."
Shadowdancer peeks out from behind Xerross and suddenly claps her hands in sheer delight. "Oooh! Little SD Xelloses! " with a cry of happiness, she scoops up one little Xellos and hugs him. "Kare wa kawaii desu!!!" she croons, as the little SD rubs his cheek against hers and hugs her back. She pops a silver fox's tail and ears and hugs him even tighter. "I love him! Can I keep him?"
Chaos scowls at her. "We've got one too many already." Points at Xerross, who's bending over Shadowdancer and eyeing his tiny clone curiously.
Shadowdancer looks up, pouting. "'Ross' s too big to fit in my bed. Besides, Meddler'd get jealous. This little cutie however85" Shadowdancer squeals in delight as the SD kisses her.
"I like you too!" he chirps.
Shadowdancer is suddenly swarmed over with little SDs clamoring for hugs, the first yelling that he 'found' her first. Shadowdancer is more than happy to give them all hugs in turn.
"We like you too!" the SD troupe choruses in little high pitched voices. Chaos sweatdrops, and shakes her head, then turns to Xerross and claps her hand on his shoulder. "At least you're a smidgen more dignified. Xerross looks at her. "Actually, I'm sulking."
"Why?"
"'Cause Shadow won't take me to bed with her and I'm thinking of taking that SD imposter's place. Why does he get all the fun?"
Chaos proceeds to beat up on the hentai Mazoku. "SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND~!"
Xerross looks at her. "So?"
Chaos howls in frustration. "You are a namagomi bakamono hentai!!!!"
Shadowdancer purrs happily, oblivious to the goings on. "Wait till you meet my mom! She'll adopt you!"
Xerross looks at her, and gets teary-eyed. "See?! I've been wanting to meet her mom ever since I found out her effect on Chaos! It's not fair!!!"
Chaos screams in pure terror. "NOOOOOO!!!!!! Not MOM!!!! It's bad enough she bugs me in realworld, and on the phone and in PERSON, but ONLINE?! I mean, we all love your mom, but I WISH she'd quit asking me about my love life!!! It DOES NOT EXIST!!!!"
"I REALLY want to get to know the Chaos-matta!!!" Xerross pipes in in the middle of Chaos' panicking.
Sarah comes over. "What say you we do that? Have her come over!!"
Steph, having gotten over watching Shadow. "Yeah!!"
Xerross rubs his hands. "In that case, as you two being Authors as well and with equal power as Chaos-chan here..."
Chaos buries her face in her hands. "Help."
Shadowdancer is blissfully unaware, playing with her new mobile plushies. With the first one perched happily on her head.