This is a joke. If you generate a fanfic plot and it ends up like one of yours, it's coincidence. :)
TO GENERATE A SLAYERS FANFIC PLOT
1. Choose from one of the following at random.
Lina
Gourry
Zelgadiss
Ameria
Filia
Xelloss
Xelas
Valgaav
Cephieed
Luna
Naga
Shabranigido
L-Sama
Some obscure canon character comes back and
Rezo comes back and
A dead canon character comes back and
2. Choose one at random.
Finds a cure
Gets really depressed
Glomps people
Fireballs the rest of the cast
Falls for Lina
Falls for Xelloss
Falls for Val
Falls for everyone
Falls for someone of the same sex
Falls for their enemy
Casts Dragon Slave
Kills Ameria
Kills Xelloss
Kills Lina
Casts Giga Slave
Crosses to the Ranma world
Crosses to the Tenchi world
Eats a hell of a lot in a diner
Gets really drunk
crosses to real world
goes to college
goes to high school
3. Insert the words "and eventually"
4. Choose a random phrase.
Turns into another race.
Falls for Lina too.
Gets even more depressed.
Gets married.
Kills everyone else.
Kills him/herself.
Dies.
Dies and comes back.
Grows wings.
Goes back to normal in the end.
Falls for the author.
Marries the author.
Passes out from laughing too hard.
Runs away.
Trails off without finishing the story.
Fights Rezo again.
5. You've done it! Put the sentence together, as in this example.
Zelgadiss glomps people and eventually gets even more depressed.