It was a rainy afternoon and everyone from the site was bored. Carbunkle and Relm had writers block leaving the cast with nothing to do.
Relm out of boredom decided to check the site. (Carbunkle: Sure out of boredom huh?
Relm: Do you want to write this or not?
Carbunkle: I withdraw my previous comment.) Fist she checked the voting booth, no one had voted since she last checked. (Hint, hint) Then when she was going to check the guestbook she noticed something, the site had visited by people over a 1000 times.
"Hey everyone come here quick!" Relm screamed out to everybody and they came bouncing over hoping something would happen. However Relm was just overly enthused.
"What do we get to something now?"
"No. I want you all to see this."
Everyone stares at the screen for a few minutes. The silence was only broken by the sound of more silence. (Relm: That's not actually possible.
Carbunkle: Hey it could happen, you never know, it could be silence for something else making it a different silence.)
Relm glared at them impatiently.
"Well don't you see it?"
"Oh yeah you changed the font..." Amelia said confidently.
"No! It's the same as it's always been! I don't how to change the font anyway!"
(Multiple sweatdrops.)
"You added some sort of mine control device to make people come to the site?" Carbunkle guessed.
Relm only glared at him in reply.
"You added a picture?"
"No!"
"You changed a color somewhere?"
"NO!"
"You added sound?"
"Do you hear anything?"
"I don't know we give up!"
"Hey I haven't guessed yet!" Gourry says.
Everyone sighs and gives Gourry some room. Gourry starts to examine the screen. He pulls out a magnifying glass. Everyone sweatdrops.
"That's my brother for ya. I got the smarts of the family..." Jinny said shaking her head.
"Huh? What did say?" Silas says looking confused.
"My point exactly..."
Gourry continues to examine the screen and so for over 5 minutes. Then he finally figures it out. (Relm: Out of the people, Gourry figures it out. Not even you did.
Carbunkle: Well I was just, um, ah, giving Gourry the, ah chance to feel good about himself. Yeah that will work. (nervous laughter) Ha ha.)
"You have over a thousand hits!"
Everyone looks very carefully at the screen and then they all look at Gourry with disbelief. Relm just shakes her head.
"What you have a 1000 hits and you have only had the site up since April 8? How is that possible?" Story say with disbelief.
"Who cares! Lets have a party! Break out the conga line!"
And thus the party started.
The party had gone the whole day and into the night. Everyone got so drunk that they passed out until the next morning.
"Oww my head..." Lina says waking up holding her forehead. Everyone had crashed on the floor, well that is except Naga (she has experience with this sort of thing.).
Everyone starts to slowly wake up. Everyone that is except for Zelgadis and Gourry who weren't in the room. No one really notices this (or cares that is) at first until Relm found a letter.
"Hey everyone come over here." Everyone gathered around Relm who started to read the letter.
"Dear everyone, me and Zelgs (scratched out) Zeldio (again scratched out) Zel have gone to alo (scratched out) elip (again scratched out) get married. Love Gourd (scratched out) Gaur (scratched out) Gild (scratched out) Gourry (written with noticeable different writing, obviously not his.) and Zel."
Everyone looks at each other with wide eyes.