And the legend continues...
"Why the hell is that thing moving?!" Carbunkle said jumping back in fright.
"Fop-floppy?" Floppy cocked his head looking up at Carbunkle in confusion.
"Kawaii!!!" Relm says totally ignoring Carbunkle.
"Relm..." Carbunkle pokes Relm with an annoyed expression.
"Gah! Gremlin! DIE!!!!" Relm smashes Carbunkle on the head with the couch that she used in the last hit fic part.
"Give me that!" Carbunkle grabs the couch and throws it. "Now what do you mean gremlin?" Evil stare of death.
"Well you look kinda like a gremlin..."
"Nevermind that! Well the hell is your demonic stuffed dog doll moving around-"
"Floppy!" 6^_^9
" -- And talking? And why is it talking like a Pokemon?!"
"Well how else would you expect him to talk like?"
"Flop flop."
"I don't know! But why is he talking and moving!!!"
"Maybe because he's alive?"
"But why!?!?!??!?!?!"
"It might be because Relm brought the stuffed animal in with her into the vortex and since this isn't the real world it changed to suit the environment. Thus making the stuffed dog known as 'Floppy' alive." Ruby said appearing with a book in hand and dawning a pair of glasses.
Carbunkle sweatdrops. "Since when did you become the brainyack?"
"Since when wasn't I?" Ruby gives him an evil glare.
"Hey Ruby where's Topaz?"
"I stuffed him in the box over there." Ruby pointed to a box with an unconscious blue fury creature stuffed inside.
Relm shrugs. Well Topaz gets on her nerves as much as Carbunkle does anyway so why would she care? Relm looks at her watch and then looks at the sleeping Slayers group. "Carbunkle shouldn't they have woken up by now?"
"Ahh.... eeeeeeh... maybe..."
"What do you mean, maybe?"
"Well... I've only ever really used that spell once, and I never really stopped to see if they woke up."
Relm, Ruby and Carbunkle sweatdrop.
"Carbunkle why did you sweatdrop?"
"I didn't, this is just leftover from before. I'm actually not sure why it's still here..."
Ruby and Relm choose not to comment on the sweatdrop.
"Okay so you're saying is that you may have screwed up the sleep spell... And here I didn't think that was possible... Well sleep spells aren't supposed to put a person to sleep permanently. So I guess the only thing we can do now is try and wake them up."
Ruby nods in agreement and the three of them begin to try to wake Lina and the others up.
Three hours later...
"I hate you..." Relm glares at Carbunkle.
"What?! What did I do?!"
"Oh let me think... YOU PUT LINA AND THE OTHERS TO SLEEP AND NOW WE CAN'T WAKE THEM UP!!!!!!!!!!!"
"A mere technicality."
(Due to the graphic and violent nature of the next few scenes they have been censored out of the fic for the younger audience. Let us continue with the story.)
Carbunkle wakes up an hour or so later in massive pain. "Oh someone get me a really big asprin..."
Ruby and Relm ignore Carbunkle and still try to wake the others, who are still asleep.
"Ah you know Ruby you could call him you know..." Carbunkle suggests.
"Ew, no! No no no no no! NOOOOO! I'm not calling that slimeball! You can't make me!"
Relm raises an eyebrow but chooses not to comment and instead continues to watch the little show.
"He's probably the only person who could wake these people up! He knows sleep better then anybody!"
"So I don't give a damn! I'm not going to ever call the cheating bastard! NEVER!!!"
"It was a one night thing, besides it was Shiva! Come on who wouldn't?!" Catesith retorted popping up out of no where.
"RUBYLIGHT!" Ruby screams and a large red beam shoots from her ruby on her head and heads straight for Catesith. Much to Ruby's dismay Catesith dodged the ruby beam of death.
(Carbunkle: Why so much death?
Death: Huh?
Relm: Not you. And I have no idea what you are talking about Carbunkle.)
"Is this your ex-boyfriend Ruby?"
Ruby grumbles under her breath rather then answer Relm.
"Ah, thought so. But he's shorter then you."
"I can't even remember why we broke up!" Catesith said to Ruby.
"You're a cheating bastard! And you are shorter then me!" Ruby exclaims in surprise.
"What does height have to do with anything? I'm still full of lovin'."
"Yeah, enough for everyone!"
"Does anyone else besides me being reminded of the Jerry Springer show?" Relm asks sheepishly.
"Uh... Cate, before Ruby kills you could you do us a favor? Ah could you wake them up?" Carbunkle asks pointing at Lina and company.
Catesith looks over to the sleeping group of people in confusion. "Carbunkle what did you do?"
"I might have tried to put them all to sleep."
"Yeah all, including me." Glare.
"Carbunkle, Carbunkle... mass sleep spells should be left to the professionals. And not to summons that don't cast sleep as an ability. You probably screwed it up somehow..."
"I did it okay before."
"Need I remind you of Ifrit?"
"Oh did he ever wake up?"
"Not until four days ago. If I were you, I'd try and stay away from him for a very very very very very loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time. He's not exactly happy with you and you know how short tempered he can be."
"Eeeep!"
Relm shakes her head and walks off to address the audience. "Isn't it interesting on how a Slayers fanfic has all of a sudden turned into a full out final fantasy esper fic? Just wanted to point that out, I'll go back to the story now."
"Oh there has to be one or two of them in there."
"Can we get back to the problem at hand that Carbunkle caused."
"Yeah yeah." Catesith waves his hands in the air and walks over to the sleeping group. "Ekaw pu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screams really loudly.
But sadly nothing happens.
"Oh well I'm done. I'll go home now."
"No you will not!"
"Alright alright, I supposed there is something I can do..." Catesith grumbles. "Now let's see... This won't be pretty, but you can enter their dreams and wake them from there."
"But how do we get in, and how do we get out?"
"Oh I'll be here, I'm a master of sleep remember? Just trust me."
Ruby shudders.
"Everyone stand together now. I htisetaC llac ot eht dlrow fo smaerd, tpecxe eseht srelevart ot ruoy nialp!"
Ruby, Carbunkle, Relm and Topaz are sucked into a vortex and suddenly reappear in a strange land of scrambled eggs. (That's the ground btw)
"EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! I HATE EGGS!" Both Carbunkle and Relm yell out at the same time.
In the sky flying roasted chickens flew in flocks and streams flowed with mashed potatoes and gravy.
"Whose dream are we in?" Ruby exclaims in wonder. "And what the hell are we going to do with this?" Ruby holds Topaz up by the tail.
Topaz's eyes opens up. "Where am I? AHHHH!!! FLYING ROASTED CHICKENS!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Ruby shrugs and drops Topaz into the stream of mashed potatoes and gravy.
"I'm drowning! Drowning! Save me! I'm drowning in... hmm hey this is good."
Carbunkle sweatdrops a second sweatdrop. "Gah! Not another one! I'm going to drown in these things if it doesn't stop soon!"
"Hey I'm still drowning here!" Topaz yells from afar.
Whose dream is this? And will anyone save Topaz? Stay tuned for the next Hit Fic at............
15,000!
Dum dum DUM!