Last time we left off Topaz, Ruby, Relm and Carbunkle had gone into the Slayers cast's dreams in the efforts to wake them up. What horrors are in store for our heroes? Will they succeed or will fall a terrible fate? DUM DUM DUM!!!
(Relm: For those who are wondering why I am the only one who is writing this, it's because I wasn't able to get in contact with Carbunkle in time. Oh well I wont do anything in the fic too bad to him....[evil snicker])
Relm at this point decided it best not to stand on the gooey scrambled eye floor and was floating in the air. Carbunkle was glaring at her of course for leaving him in the yellowy muck.
Meanwhile Topaz was still drowning in the mashed potatoes Ruby was ignoring him.
"Why the hell should you get to float instead of suffering like the rest of us?!" Carbunkle demanded while glaring very evilly at Relm.
"Don't blame me because I'm the only one that knows a levitation spell." Relm grinned and floated over right above Carbunkle just to taunt him.
"Thanks so much for helping guys!" Topaz remarked flatly as he finally pulled himself out of the mashed potato and gravy river to the scrambled eggy ground. "Mmmmm... scrabbled eggs!" Topaz exclaimed as he started to happily munch down on the ground.
"You know if we're in someone's dream something tells me it's not a good idea to eat the terrain." Ruby pointed out.
"What makes you think that?" Topaz asked through a mouth full of eggs.
"Oh because of that." Ruby casually pointed to the sky.
The other three looked up and saw what looked to be a dimensional tear of time and space.
"Damnit! Well could I at least eat one of those flying roasted chickens? I'm hungry!"
Relm was going to comment on that but instead she was suddenly sucked into the dimensional rift.
"Oh that can't be good." Carbunkle commented but made no action to try and do something.
Catesith sat around watching the slumbering Slayers crew while munching contently on a bag of potato chips. Most normal people wouldn't find watching a bunch of sleeping guys interesting, but then who said Catesith was normal?
"Oh now what happened there?" Catesith frowned. Though it probably didn't look like it, he was actually using a lot of concentration and power to hold the four in the dreams. Why did I feel that sudden jolt? What's going on in there?
"Whatcha doing?" Story asked popping right behind Catesith.
"GAHHH!!!! THING!!!" Catesith yelled out in surprise and whapped Story on the head with a steel pillow.
Story went flying towards the Slayers crew and just when you thought he was on a collision course he suddenly disappeared as he was about to make physical contact.
"Uh-oh."
Relm starred around her surroundings in interest. From every angle the land seemed to be vast and a violet color. It seemed to go on for miles and with no indication of ending.
Wow pretty empty looking. There doesn't seem to be anything else here but me. "Hello?" Relm yelled out and her current terrain echoed her 'hello' back.
She looked back to where she had come from. Whatever had caused this dimensional rift had ceased, because the rift had disappeared. Why did this place have a vacuum effect and pull me in for?
"Flop flop?"
Relm looked down and saw that Floppy was sticking out of her vest pocket. "Had to come for the ride didn't you Floppy."
Floppy grinned which made Relm giggle.
"You're so cute!" Relm gushed giving her little pet/stuffed animal doll doggy.
"Why thank you."
Relm snapped her head around and much to her dismay she saw Story standing right behind her. Only the problem was there wasn't one Story. For some strange odd reason, Relm whom had been alone with Floppy only moments ago now had hundreds of millions of Storys standing right behind her.
She clutched her head, though nothing irritating had been said yet she was already feeling the effects of the headache this Story nightmare would cause her.
"Where am I?" All the Storys said simultaneously. Where am I? echoed for several minutes.
"Oh go away!" Relm complained waving her hand. And as if by magic all the Storys disappeared with a puff of smoke. "Something tells me we're in Xellos dream right now. But where did all of the those annoying idiots go?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Carbunkle screamed as he was surrounded my hundreds of millions of Storys all around him.
Ack! Evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil!!! [Story that is]
Stayed tuned for the next hit fic @ 16,000!!!!! When The Story Attacks! O.o