Oh my, oh my what a tangled web we weave opps I mean ah yes. Oh the horror our hero's have to deal with! Gourry and Zelgadis married?! Oh this isn't good now I have a headache I have I have to go sit down now.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (Now if you read the last one you know why it carries on with the 'o')
Gourry and Zelgadis drunkenly look at our heros with confusion.
"You stupid @%&@%$!" And Lina proceeds to beat the crap out of the two of them. Meanwhile Relm, Death and Carbunkle ignored this little how should I word this 'squabble' to talk to the minister.
"Are they really legally married?" Carbunkle asks while moving slightly to dodge the organ player (she's still playing the organ might I point out) whom which Lina had just thrown.
"If you want you might be able to get this marriage annulled." The replies while also dodging an item thrown by Lina in a fit of rage. Death opens his mouth to say something but is beamed on the head with
(Carbunkle: A box of chocolates?
Relm: No not heavy enough.
Carbunkle: The north literately.
Relm: Not plausible enough.
Carbunkle: Hmm... well I'm fresh out of ideas how about you?
Relm: I don't know, but it has to be something large enough and heavy enough to knock him out.
Death: Hey! What's with you guys?
Carbunkle: (ignoring Death) That's it I've got it!) himself.
(Relm: -_-? What?! And how exactly is that possible?
Carbunkle: Hey you're writing it. Anything is possible when we are typing on the computer. Watch this!) Suddenly Carbunkle disappears and reappears fully clad in gladiator outfit. (Carbunkle: Wow those Romans really know how to have a good time.
Relm: (shakes head) Why do I even bother?)
Workers from Caesars Palace walk in. "Hey you're not on your break!" And they proceed to drag Carbunkle off. Relm looks back from where Carbunkle was dragged off to and the unconscious form of Death on the floor and then back again.
"Ugh, great... Now what the hell do I do now?" Relm grumbles while deep in thought. She closes her eyes only to have a bouquet of flowers whap her in the face. "Okay that's enough!"
15 minutes later...
Death is still unconscious, but Lina and everyone had been tied down to chairs even Carbunkle who had been brought back by Relm only moments ago. Relm was the only one who wasn't tied to a chair.
"Okay we have a problem here." Relm paces back in forth. Suddenly her amber eyes turn blood red and she grinned evilly at them. "The madness has only yet to begin! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone gasps with fear.
Meanwhile Dr. Evil Relm who managed to get out of the wine cellar laughs hysterically with evil tones as she hold up her chibi voodoo dolls of Relm.