"Mwhahahahahahahahahaha! If you wish to have an annulment for Gourry and Zelgadis then one of you must pass the tournament of my eternally damned evilly strange coliseum of mayhem!" Relm under the clutches of Dr. Evil Relm laughs horendorisly. Everyone looks around between each other till their eyes all went to Carbunkle who was trying to leave quietly. He feels the eyes on him and turns around very slowly.
"What?! No! Wait!" Everyone surrounds Carbunkle.
At the coliseum Carbunkle grumbles waiting the first match.
"Are you sure that it's a good idea to have Mister Carbunkle put through this test?" Amelia glances at Carbunkle with a worried look.
"Well he was dressed for it anyway. And it's not like something like this wasn't going to happen eventually. Carbunkle has a tendency to piss Relm off. Not that I blame her." Jinny says matter-of-factly.
"Hey knock it off already!" Carbunkle yells at his so called 'friends'. Relm whom is still being controlled pulls out a police horn and announces the first match. "Carbunkle's first opponent shall be.... a puppy!" (Everyone facefaults) A little puppy comes out with large eyes and it looks so cute that everyone 'Aww' at the same time.
"You want me to fight this?!" Carbunkle says in exasperation. He walks over to the cute little puppy and goes to pet it. Only suddenly opens it's mouth revealing a large set of sharp teeth and bites Carbunkle's hand.
"OWWWWWWWW!" Carbunkle runs around the place screaming with the puppy still holding onto Carbunkle hand with its teeth. (Everyone sweatdropped)
Two hours later...
Carbunkle breaths deeply as he throws yet another giant gnome into the beaten monsters pile. After that puppy incident the controlled Relm had sent gnome after gnome after gnome. The only thing that he didn't know was that Story whom had stumbled upon Dr. Evil Relm when he went to get some wine had taken the voodoo doll from her an hour ago. Basically Relm was free from being controlled and was acting on her own actions. But then why wouldn't she have stopped the gnomes from attacking Carbunkle? (Relm: Would you? Personally I'm finding this far too entertaining.
Carbunkle: Excuse me I'm just going to pause this for a moment. What have I done to deserve this?
Relm: That's a good question, only I lost count a long time ago. (glares at him evilly)
Carbunkle: You'd better hope I don't get animal rights activists after you.
Relm: Wont matter I've already cleared this with them.
Carbunkle: I'm leaving now.)
Carbunkle beats what he thinks is the very last gnome. So they all head over to the gate to get out of the coliseum only to discover Carbunkle's true last opponent, The GIGASGNOME! Whom by the way is still being controlled by the demonic furby.
"Oh no my arch rival! What am I going to do?!"
"I thought Noonsa was your arch rival." Relm looks over to Carbunkle.
"Normally he would be only I have him locked up in a cage in my restaurant right now."
(Goes to Noonsa)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
To Be Continued...
(6000 need I say more?)
Carbunkle: Yes you must.
Relm: Shut up.
Carbunkle: Come on!
Relm: No really shut up.
Carbunkle: Pwese? Pwitty pwese?
Relm: No.
Carbunkle: Clearly we both want the last word here so maybe we should let someone else end it.
Death: >.<