(Carbunkle: (sigh of discontent) You people, why do you force us to do these things?! Why won't you just leave us alone?!
Relm: (whap!) Knock it off! Let's get back to the hit fic)
Recap from last time. Relm being controlled by Dr. Evil Relm forced Carbunkle to enter in an insane coliseum contest fighting various monsters. And he did this to get Zelgadis and Gourry's annulment. Only now he has to face The GIGASGNOME who is being possessed by the demonic furby from our Halloween fic. (Relm: Why is that furby here anyway? It shouldn't be.
Carbunkle: Yes it is it's comes along with the gnome.
Relm: Yeah but we can't resolve it until the next Halloween fic. Otherwise what the hell would we write then?
Carbunkle: I have nothing to say to you, excuse me I have a gnome to fight. I have some tricks for my friend here, Mwhahahahaha!
Relm: -_-;)
Carbunkle whose laughing, "Now Mr. Gnome prepare to fry!" Carbunkle casts a spell but due to Relm's not playing FF9 as much as Carbunkle and Carbunkle's very bad memory we don't know what the exact name of the spell is.
(Carbunkle: Damn you! (consults guide book) Pearl Light would be protection so it's Diamond Light.
Relm: Are you sure about this?
Carbunkle: Positive, completely and utterly positive.
Relm: Still leaves me doubtful. (Goes and asks Death) Hey Death what's the vanishing spell of Carbunkle?
Death: I dunno.
Relm: You mean I have to rely solely on Carbunkle's word? Great...
Carbunkle: I have the thing right here I think I know my own spells!
Relm: Really? Then why did you have to consult a players guide to find out the name? Shouldn't you know what it was called?
Carbunkle: I do damnit! That's it I'm getting back to the story! Leave me alone! (Carbunkle storms off)
Death & Relm: Heh heh.)
So getting back to what we were saying, Carbunkle casts Diamond Light and makes himself invisible. Carbunkle attempts to sneak up on the GIGASGNOME but the GIGASGNOME is too smart and clobbers Carbunkle before he gets the chance. He then gets up to regain his composure. "Okay that obviously didn't work. I know!" Carbunkle changes from his gladiator outfit to a matador's outfit. (Relm: Oh and I feel that it is necessary to point out this because Carbunkle, the disorganized writer that he is, hasn't not mentioned the fact that he is no longer invisible.
Carbunkle: You just wait when I'm done with this gnome you're next.
Relm: Meaning I'm perfectly safe then.
Carbunkle: Lali-ho!) Carbunkle pulls out a red cape in front of the GIGIASGNOME. He starts to wave the cape but the GIGASGNOME just stares at him.
"Come on! Come on! Here giggy giggy giggy! Oh fines he's probably not falling for this one either. I have to resort to my last resort!" He pulls out a little tiny box. Everyone sweatdrops except for the cast from Huh? What?! The cast of Huh? What?! takes a step back from everyone else. Carbunkle opens the box and an orb with puppy dog eyes, hands and feet.
Unanimous, "Awwww!" Huh? What?! cast takes one more step backwards.
"Eddy would you do me a little favor?"
"Okie dokie." Eddy says.
"Would you level the GIGASGOME for me?"
"Okie dokie." Then a series of explosions, earthquakes, tornados, and floods happen. Coliseum and cast are leveled however; the GIGASGNOME and Carbunkle are still there.
Carbunkle blinks twice. "That's it I'm throwing in the towel! I give up!"
"Can I take over?" Relm asks Carbunkle all chibish.
"Sure knock yourself out." Hands Relm the box with Eddy in it.
Relm takes Eddy out and gives him a hug before placing him on her shoulder. "Now Eddy you be good and stay on my shoulder okay?"
"Okie dokie."
Relm turns to the GIGASGNOME. "Now what to do with you?" She says with an evil smile and then starts to laugh just as evil. The GIGASGNOME looks nervous. "If you can't beat this thing, then why not get rid of it? But how to do that?" Thinks for a moment, "No I couldn't do that, that wouldn't be too nice..." The GIGASGNOME whom is aware of what Relm can cook up for evil punishment tip toes away. "And just where do you think you're going?! Get back here!" Grabs Story who wasn't even aware that he was there and throws him into a cannon. Story is then shot at the GIGASGNOME which oddly enough causes a large explosion. "Okay that takes care of that!" Relm dusts off her hands and goes and plays a little game with Death, Arty, Gavin, Zelgadis, Amelia, Lina, Gourry, Eddy, Popo and Pyro.
Carbunkle storms off angrily. "I (assorted mumbling) am (more assorted mumbling) something evil now."
"That sounds funny." Silas says towards a closet door where the mumbling is coming from. Silas opens the door to find Carbunkle tied and gagged.
Carbunkle with Silas' help unties himself and runs over to the other Carbunkle. "Hold there!"
The other Carbunkle turns around.
To be continued...
(7000 nothing more nothing less)
Relm: You know Carbunkle that doesn't make that much sense.
Carbunkle: What do you mean? Why doesn't that make any sense?
Relm: Because how could you be in the previous parts and be complaining to me on what you had to do and stuff when you were tied up in a closet? Then technically you shouldn't have be complaining to me then.
Carbunkle: Yes, yes but don't you get it? It wasn't me! I'll explain everything when we get to 7000.
Relm: Come to think of it, it kinda explains a lot.
Carbunkle: Huh?
Relm: Well you weren't actually as totally and utterly annoying as you usually are. I was actually able to stand you.
Carbunkle: I'm a little pre-occupied with this whole kidnapping thing. I don't really care.
Relm: And just how long were you trapped in there before you came out of the closet?
Carbunkle: First of all I think all of our readers should know that you meant the real physical closet I was trapped in not the metaphoric one. And it was since my trip to Rome. That is all I will say till (Doom music) 7000!