Grappled in a fight of death (Death: Huh?
Story: (smacks Death on the head) Shut up and don't interrupt!
Relm: (smacks Story for smacking Death) How dare you hit my brother you, you, you, um damnit I can't think of a word to describe this, this thing. Let's get back to the recap of the last show!) Carbunkle verses well Carbunkle. Who will win? Who will lose? Will it be Carbunkle? Or um Carbunkle?
(Both Carbunkle's turn to the person typing which is pretty obvious who is because out of this three who could really type --
Carbunkles and Death: SHUT UP!
Relm: Fine.)
"Damn you, you impostor! Give yourself up already!" Carbunkle #1 says to Carbunkle #2.
"No! You're the impostor not me!" Carbunkle #2 yells at Carbunkle #1.
"Whose the real the Mister Carbunkle?" Amelia taps on Relm's shoulder.
"Who cares, let's just kill them both."
"WHAT?!" Both Carbunkle #1 and 2 yell in protest.
Relm just evilly smiles.
"But still we have to figure out who the real one is." Gourry of all people points out. For his comment he has many people glaring at him. Perhaps maybe more people agreed with Relm's idea after all...
"That's the first intelligent thing I have ever heard him say..." Carbunkle #2 says in a dry tone. He turns to Carbunkle #1 with his garnet jewel on his forehead glowing an angry red.
Carbunkle #1 starts to charge up his gem.
A giant red beam shoot out of Carbunkle #2's gem and a giant yellow beam shoots out of Carbunkle #1's gem and the beam collide with a colossal boom boom (writers indecision, couldn't agree on a word.) As a result the two are sent flying. One through twelve stacks of brick walls that just somehow magically appeared out of nowhere. Relm smiles.
The other was sent flying towards a gigantic lake that seemed to go for miles. Unfortunately it was very shallow. Death smiles. Relm looks at Death. Death smiles again. Relm smiles back (high five).
Everyone looks over to where Carbunkle #2 had been shot (the numerous brick walls). Figuring he'd be long gone they look towards Carbunkle #1 who was barely submerged in the water which for some weird reason was turned the color green.
Relm raises her eyebrow with suspicion and pulls Carbunkle #1 out of the lake by his foot. Half his body was blue and the half which was the part that hadn't got wet was green. And his gem on his forehead wasn't even a garnet either. It was a yellowish brownish type stone known as a topaz.
Carbunkle #2 crawls out of the rumble barely moving and looks to Relm then notices what she was holding up. "Wha-what?! You?!"
The imposter Carbunkle comes to, "Oh hey wait a minute! Okay don't get angry just calm down for a minute."
"Why YOU!" Carbunkle does a battle cry and jumps and goes flying to kick the imposter whom Relm was still holding by the foot. Then suddenly a brick wall appears in between Relm & the imposter and Carbunkle. (SMASH!) Carbunkle who had smashed into the wall falls down to the ground (SPLUD!) only to fall in a shallow puddle. Relm and Death smile again.
"Owwwwww....."
The impostor Carbunkle with this chance in hand springs into action and vanishes and reappears right next to the real Carbunkle.
(Relm: Come to think of it the real Carbunkle was Carbunkle #2. Wouldn't it have made more sense to make the real one #1 and the impostor #2?
Carbunkle: Yes, yes it would. (both Relm and Carbunkle stare at Death who smiles.)
Relm & Carbunkle: ...)
Relm pokes Carbunkle with a stick.
"You're aware that I'm fine aren't you?"
"Yes."
"THEN WHY ARE YOU POKING ME?!??!?!?"
"Because it's fun." (poke, poke.)
"STOP THAT!!!!" Carbunkle grabs the stick from Relm and turns to the impostor. "Relm allow me to introduce, drumroll please."
Xellos starts to drum on Zelgadis' head which causes Zelgadis to beat the every living daylights out of Xellos. Everyone sweatdrops.
"Okay... anyway continuing on. Topaz Garnet."
Relm goes wide eyed and a screams bloody murder. "OH MY GOD THERE'S MORE OF THEM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Oh come on doll face what's wrong?" Topaz looks to Relm whom has even wider eyes and flees in terror.
(To be continued at... um... let's see... 7000 plus 1000 carry the one.... 8000)