Incase you forgot or didn't read the last hit fic you bastards (Relm: -_- Carbunkle...
Carbunkle: Fine, fine) everyone discovered that Carbunkle has a brother, oh and Relm has disappeared. And so out of boredom we've decided to go search for her...
"Relm, Relm... come out come out wherever you are..." Carbunkle called out.
"Hmm... Topaz, that's kinda a girly name."
(WHAP! SMACK! KAPOW!) Gourry is launched into orbit.
"Well at least I'm not married to a guy!"
"No, you just chased off the sites' creator!"
(SMACK! POW!) Carbunkle sends Topaz into orbit.
"Hi." Blank pops up behind Carbunkle.
"Ga-hack-agh-! Don't DO THAT!!!!!!!!!"
"But it's so much more fun this way."
(sigh)
"Hey Blank, why are you here?" Death asks her suspiciously.
"Yes that is what we all would like to know." Carbunkle looks at her evilly/suspiciously.
(Carbunkle: Oh yeah everyone, forgot to mention Blank Door (shudder) is part of this site now. (evil doom music)
Relm: -_- Carbunkle...
Carbunkle: Wha-?! How? She's not even here!
(Blank pulls out a tape recorder and plays it)
Relm: -_- Carbunkle...
Carbunkle: Even from the grave she haunts me! Why?! Why must you torment me?!?!?!
(Relm comes in from places unknown)
Relm: First of all I'm not dead! I'm just not here.
Carbunkle: Well if you are not here then how are you here talking to me?
Relm: Time and space as we know it in this story has been paused. Therefore in this frozen state I have taken it upon myself to correct you in your otherwise insane and not well thought out ranting.
Carbunkle: Frozen? Hee hee (walks up to Zelgadis and snaps his fingers and when Zelgadis doesn't react Carbunkle comes up with a mischievous idea.) Let's put make up on him! (Proceeds to run around drawing on people in a jigglypuffish manner.)
Relm: -_- Okay this has gone on long enough...)
Everyone reanimates in confusion.
"What the hell?!"
Carbunkle whistles. Everyone looks at Carbunkle suspiciously. "Come let us continue the search!" (Carbunkle: It probably would have been a good idea to ask Relm where she was before time was frozen and before she popped up here.
Relm: -_- Carbunkle...)
"Who has the damn recording?!?! Story it's you isn't it?!?!"
Story stares blankly. "Oh um yeah right that's me, I'm Story, always have been since birth."
Carbunkle turns to Scene, "Scene your brother's weird."
"Yeah. I mean ah... ah... yeah right Scene?" Story answers for Scene with nervous laughter.
"Yeah okay. Story come here for a moment." Carbunkle calls out to Story. Story just stands there. "You mean me?"
"Yes who else? There's no other Storys around here. You're acting suspicious..."
"Who? What? Me? Suspicious? I'm not Scene."
"Yes I know you're Story. That's Scene."
Scene looks confused. "I'm who now?"
"Scene! Scene! You're Scene! AHHH!" Story screams at his brother.
"Oh right I'm you. I mean him. I mean me. Heh heh... no suspects a thing..."
Everyone looks at Scene suspiciously. Carbunkle walks up and oddly enough pulls a mask off Story to reveal Scene. "Wait a minute if you're Scene then whose that?" Goes to the other Scene and pulls of his mask to reveal huh?
"Hi I'm Plot. I'm Scene and Story's brother."
"There's more of you?" Carbunkle violently shudders. "Wait a minute Scene why didn't you just play yourself and have Plot play Story?"
"Well even from a kidnapped state she wanted to find ways to annoy you."
"What? Kidnapped?!"
"Damnit Plot you've given away too much! Run for it!" And the Scene and Plot run away. They are encountered by the lakitwie bird. The look at it in confusion. It starts to sing the lakitwie bird song!
"Quickly lakitwie bird get 'em!"
"Laki? Twie!!!!!"
Scene and Plot are crushed by a fridge that falls from the sky.
To Be Contiuned... at 9001.