9000 Hit Fic!


When we last left off, Relm had been kidnapped by Story! Oh and Plot and Scene were crushed by a fridge falling from the sky, but who really cares about those two.


The scene reveals to show Carbunkle hanging upside-down on god knows what, thinking. "Think, think, if I were Relm where would I be?" A silent pause fills the air as everyone sits deep in thought.

"I got it!" Carbunkle says in realization.

The scene is changes and everyone is outside the house of knives.

"No she doesn't appear to be here. Although hmm... that looks like Noonsa." Carbunkle looks to the store clerk with a mischievous grin. "Everyone wait outside for a little while." He walks into the store.

(SMASH)

Carbunkle walks out with a bag. "Everyone hold on for a few more minutes I'm going to the hibachi house next door."


Thirty minutes later...

Carbunkle comes out (finally) with a Noonsa dish of some sorts. "Here eat."

They all sit down and pass around Noonsa fillets.


Relm tied to a chair in a darkroom of someplace glares off into space muttering something under her breath through her gag. "Damn Carbunkle, never trust him to organize a search party to save someone." Relm's eyes narrow even further with evil anger intensity burning in her glare.


Scene quickly turns back to Carbunkle with food in his mouth with a sudden shocked look. "Oh crap. Okay everyone pack up! I can tell that Relm's staring at something evilly in substitution for me. It's creepy, it's like a six sense type of them."

Scene pops out of nowhere. "I see dead people..." Scene whispers ominously.

Everyone proceeds to tackle and tie up Scene so he cannot escape.

"Okay Scene, where's Relm?" Zelgadis says in a low voice with his sword pointed at Scene's neck.

"I can't tell you exactly where she is. All I can say is Story is holding Relm in a HOUSE that has a lot OF KNIVES."

"C'mon Scene, just spill it! Where is she?" Carbunkle badgers Scene.

Up at the window above the House of Knives store Relm is bashing at the window trying to scream despite her gag, but still making a lot of noise nether or less.

Jeeze I wish that person would shut up! I can't hear what Scene is saying. Carbunkle frowns but then gets flattened by an aceme anvil that was thrown from the window above the House of Knives.

Lina looks up and sees Relm at the window smiling very evilly under her gag at her current deed of evilness. "She's up there!"

Everyone minus Carbunkle (he's flattened remember?) and Scene go rushing up to the top floor of the building.


Carbunkle gets out from under the anvil and notices that everyone is gone.

"Huh? What? Where is everybody?" Suddenly everything goes black and Carbunkle falls to the ground. Story stands behind the fallen green fuzzy thing with a large rubber fish in his hands and evil grin on his face.


Gourry busts down the door to the room where Relm was being kept. They all rushed to the tied up webmistress and untied her.

"Miss Relm you're safe!"

"And no thanks to that damn annoying Carbunkle! Gods is that guy totally clueless?! That's it I'm going down there to give him a piece of my mind!"

Relm and company go back downstairs and outside to see that evil one named Carbunkle was no where to be scene.

"Hey sis I think Story kidnapped him." Death stated to Relm.

"Why do you say that?"

Death points to the sign saying I've kidnapped Carbunkle, now you must listen to my demands! ~ Story which had been placed right next to the anvil.

"Story kidnapped Carbunkle?" Relm looked over to Blank and they both cheer.

To Be Continued... at 10 000...


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