"Please Miss Lina! Can we please go look for my bunny?" Amelia begs once again in an extremely annoying whiny voice.
"No we can not go look for that stupid bunny! Do you know how much time that would waste?! And besides I haven't eaten anything yet!!!!!!!"
Gourry comes to wondering why he felt trampled on. And then he notices the little bunny shaped footprints that were all over him. "Lina what were you doing?"
"I didn't do anything! Amelia's little wrabbit wrang away." Lina exclaimed in a mocking tone. "And now she wants us to go and find it." Bitterness dominated her voice.
"First of all, the bunny didn't run away, it was kidnapped! By that horde of bunnies that ran through here!"
"Bunnies don't kidnap people... do they?" Gourry looked to Lina with a fearful face.
Instead of answering the slow dimwitted swordsmen Lina simply clubs him unconscious which a... bunny?!
"Miss Lina nooooooooo!" Amelia leaps in and pushes Lina out of way and grabs the bunny. "Oh you poor thing!"
"Amelia! I haven't hurt Gourry yet! What am I supposed to use to club him with?"
Amelia tosses over one of her boots. "Use that."
"Alright." Lina evilly grins.
Moments later Lina is holding the bunny that she was previously going to club Gourry with, over a fire. "Now talk! We're did you take the bunny? If you don't, guess what we're having for dinner." Lina cackles sinisterly.
"Is it grilled fish? I really like grilled fish." Gourry says ignorantly.
"Miss Lina, I just feel that you should know that I don't approve of this." Amelia pouts.
"Do you want your little pink bunny back or not?!" Lina turns her glare back to the bunny. "Well are you going to talk? Or are we going to have to cook it out of you?!"
"Oh I get it! But bunnies can't talk, can they? So why would you be asking it questions that it can't answer. Isn't that kinda dumb?" Gourry ponders out loud.
"Gourry, FIREBALL!" Lina yells out and a big large bright ball of flame burst out from her fingertips and was sent straight at the dense swordsmen of light.
After some coercion Lina had the bunny right where she wanted him. (Well actually not really where she wanted him. She didn't have him cooked on a plate for her to eat, but this was next best thing.) The bunny was leading them through the woods with a rope leash tied around its neck. While Amelia was dragging the thrice unconscious swordsman behind her.
"Miss Lina are you sure this is a good idea? You might kill the thing by choking it." Amelia glances at the little bunny whose face was turning bluish.
"The sooner it gets up there, the sooner I take the leash off. So if it kills itself by dodleling that it's own fault."
"That's pretty warped logic..."
"Like yours is a hundred percent sane and balanced all the time." Lina rolls her eyes.
Zelgadis finally wakes up from his extending sleep. His vision was blurry and his hearing was messed up slightly. But the only thing on his mind was the frightful dream that he had. Why would I dream that I was a bunny? He goes to rub the sleepiness out of his eyes to realize that his hands were not hands, they were fury pink paws. "AHHH!!! It wasn't a dream!!!!" Zelgadis yells out in horror.
All of a sudden the huge mass of bunnies that were in the room stopped what they were doing and their eyes fell upon the sight of the pink bunny Zelgadis with curiosity.
No one moves for a moment. Everything is still and quiet. They stared at Zelgadis, Zelgadis starred at them.
As if to break the spell of silence that had been mysteriously casted upon the room a bunny came hopping in the room from another tunnel. "My liege! What is the matter?" The bunny asked Zelgadis in a concerned tone.
Zelgadis blinked. "Oh nothing I'm just -- my liege? What do you mean my liege?! And how are you talking?! How am I talking?! What the hell is going on here?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"