Twas a dark, dark room and um... well the room is the only thing that is dark. In that room sat Carbunkle, Relm, Lina, Naga and a furby. Why a furby you may ask? Oh just shut up it will explain it's self in the story! Geeze you people have no patience. (Relm: This is a Halloween fic by the way) They are all sitting back trying to teach the furby how to say words.
Suddenly a flash of light appears.
"Oh my god it's a ghost!"
Then Story turns on a light.
"AHHHH!!! It's even worse it's STORY!"
Story glares at the person who said that comment but due to lack of writer's sanity at the moment we'll just not say whom and let you guys decide.
"What are you guys doing sitting here in the dark anyway?" Story questions Carbunkle because knowing him this stupid and nutty idea was probably his doing.
(Relm: Since Carbunkle hasn't protested to this my guess is that he isn't listening to what I'm saying.
Carbunkle: What? (reads what Relm wrote) No comment.
Relm: ^_^)
"We're just teaching this furby (wait for it, the plot twist!) -– hey where did the furby go and why is there this flaming hole in the middle of the floor?"
Everyone runs downstairs to find everyone's punching bag, Gourry possessed by the furby. (Well who else would you pick?)
"Ugi maga!" Gourry says very cutely with fire balls in his eyes.
Everyone sweatdrops.
Suddenly everyone freezes and Naga walks off to address the camera.
"OHOHOHOHOHO! We were still teaching the furby to talk." Naga walks back to her place and the scene resumes.
"YAGAB!" Gourry screams as he lunges at Story with the sword of light in hand.
"AHHHHHHH!!!! GET THIS PYSCHO AWAY FROM ME!!!!" Story yells as Gourry is chasing him. They run behind off scene.
"Quick someone stop him before he does something terribly terrible," Story yells off stage, "to me!"
Everyone ignores Story and goes back upstairs to see the furby warranty.
(Carbunkle: Story is only an extra, it doesn't matter if he gets killed.
Story: WHAT?!
Carbunkle: Oh just shut up and die with dignity.)
Relm looks at Carbunkle wide-eyed and shocked.
"What?" He ignores her and picks up the warranty and starts to read. "Okay see let's see here, possession" if possessed by furby the person whom is possessed must be knocked unconscious and then the furby will leave."
"Don't worry. I've knocked him unconscious before many times. This wont be a problem." Lina runs downstairs ready to pound Gourry only with the furby's extra abilities Gourry was to fast for her.
(Relm: Did you kill Story?
Carbunkle: You know that's a good question... )
Carbunkle walks off for a minute. Then suddenly everyone hears him yell out "OH MY GOD!" Everyone runs to see what's wrong and when they get there Carbunkle mumbles to himself, "He's still alive..." (collective facefault and then Story gets up and walks away, not the story but Story)
"I didn't want to have to resort to doing this." Carbunkle runs to a large vault which is conveniently located in the next room. He goes to do the combination then looks over at everyone else. "Would you guys mind turning around for a moment?" Carbunkle does the combination, opens the vault and quickly grabs something large that is covered by a sheet.
"Oh you're not going to use that are you?" Relm rolls her eyes at Carbunkle.
"What?!"
"Don't you think you are taking the easy way out?"
"It's late, I'm tired, and what's the worst that could happen?" (Evil impending doom thunderclap flashes)
Carbunkle runs up to Gourry. "Hey Gourry take a look at this!" He removes the cloth and it's the GIGASGNOME! (Rumored to be legend, housed in the garden of the gods. It's said to even glance upon it causes one to fall flat and unconscious.)
The furby yells "Lali-ho!" As it heads straight for Carbunkle but he blocks with the GIGASGNOME! (Rumored to be legend, housed in the garden of the gods. It's said to even glance upon it causes one to fall flat and unconscious.) Suddenly the GIGASGNOME (Rumored to be legend, housed in the garden of the gods. It's said to even glance upon it causes one to fall flat and unconscious.) hops out of Carbunkle's arms saying, "Gado gu!" With fireballs in it's eyes.
"Oh brother..." Carbunkle mutters and Relm beams him on the head.
"What could go wrong he says?! AHHHHH!" Relm beams him on the head once again.
To Be Continued... (but not till next Halloween I'm afraid. Oh and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!)