MST 3K: Evening at Lita's (by Vermilion)

Notes

navy = document to be MSTed

it is a place much like Metallium's action-background-space, but without even that much color. Everything looks a tad odd, from the big computer to the three other computers, to the one person there. Kinda washed-out, almost black and white. The person glances up at the clock, almost as if waiting for someone

Me: Five, four, three, two, one!

Xeros pops up from nowhere, looking utterly startled with half an asparagus stalk sticking out of his mouth.

Me: Enjoy your dinner?

Xer: Especially the cyanide. What am I doing here?

Me: Remember Elizabeth's MST3K stuff?

Xer: What, you're doing one too?

Me: Mmm ... sorta. I'm not MST3K'ing my own stuff, I'd probably get peached. This is a story I found some time ago.

handed Xeros the script. He gave it a quick look over, then raised his eyebrows at me in mild disbelief.

Xer: A Sailor Moon Lemon?

Me: Yup. One of a sub-par many. A lot of the others I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, or had already been MST3K'ed. This one hasn't been done, I guess because the author of this one actually understood the laws of grammer and spelling.

Xer: What, a lot don't?

Me: You wouldn't believe how many don't.

Xer: Why this one?

Me: There's a good reason why I won't touch the others with a ten-foot pole. Incest is only one of those reasons.

Xeros thinks about that for a bit, then shudders

Xer: Ew.

Me: I agree. Now, who else should be on the torture commitee?

Xer: Lina.

Me: Nah ... Rezo.

Rezo appears in a puff of red smoke, looking utterly bewildered.

Rezo: What the ... ?

Me: Oops, forgot.

snaps fingers, and Rezo's eyes open. They are a pretty shade of blue. Rezo glowers at me and Xeros.

Rezo: Just what is all this about?

Me: The torture that doesn't end. Any other suggestions, Xeros?

Xer: Zel.

Me: Hokay. Awe, what the heck, Lina too.

snaps fingers again. Zel and Lina appear in poofs of colored smoke. Rezo goes into coughing fit from all the smoke.

Zel: What is -

Lina: - going on?!

Me: Oh, just a little fanfic commentary plus criticism ... giggle

Lina: I don't trust that, do you Zel?

Zel: No.

Rezo: Neither do I, although nobody's asking me.

Xeros: Ooo! This is going to be fun! Where's the story, Sarah-chan?

Me: Please, don't call me that.

Hello. This is Vermilion, formerly known as the Unseen Warrior.

Zel: Should have stayed Unseen. Then we wouldn't have to do this.

Rezo: "She would have just found another fic to do.

Xer: "I know, isn't she sweet?

Lina: "Just what kind of fic is this?

Me: "You'll find out. Fairly soon.

This is my first attempt at a hentai fic and only my second fic overall. So please keep this is in mind when you flame me.

Lina: What's hentai?

Me: You really are innocent, aren't you?

Xer: I'll be happy to demonstrate for you, Lina.

R&Z: NO!!

Xer: pouts Party poopers.

As with all hentai fics that have come before mine, this contains scenes of graphic sex and adult situations.

Lina: Oh ... blushes bright red

Rezo uses his staff to swat a crouching Xeros away from Lina. Zel uses Xeros's distraction to pin him to the floor with his sword through Xeros's stomach

Xer: Arigatou. ^_^

Rezo: Pervert.

M&X: Thank you.

So, if you're under 18 or stuff like this is illegal in your area(you know if you fall into one of these situations), please stop now. I will not be held responsible for anything that happens to you.

Lina: I'm under 18. Lemme out of here.

Me: You're body's under eighteen. Your mind's twenty five. You're stuck here. Besides, would you really make Zel go through this alone?

Lina: ...

Me: Good girl.

Put the appropriate Sailor Moon disclaimers here. You know who they belong to.

Xeros opens his mouth

Me: Don't you dare say a word or I'll glue your mout shut.

Xeros closes his mouth.

As with my first fic, I'll be using the American names.

Rezo: But is that a good thing or bad thing?

Zel: It's just weird, you red ratfink.

In case you're a Japanese fan and have never heard of the American version, here's a list that might help.

Me: Any of us Japanese here?

Rezo: I don't think that question applies to the situation. It would be more acurate to ask if anyone here is sane.

exchange glances.

All: Nope!

Me: Here's a bit of trivia for you, Usagi means 'rabbit' in Japanese. In this case, it's a bit of a pun, in that they see a rabbit in the moon, like those of us in the USA see the man in the moon.

Lina: That definitely explains the hair.

Me: And the name Serena is derived from the word serenity, and also associated with the moon.

Xeros opens his mouth again

Me: Sing that song and die. I should have never shown you Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Xer: But it's such a nice song!

Lina: What is?

Xeros begins singing "Fly me to the Moon", the ending song of NGE. A brief fight, and Xeros is bound and gagged

Zel: Peace. All too brief a commodity.

Xer: Do rei mi fa so-urk!

Zel does his best to strangle the now free Xeros

Rezo: Mamoru means 'protector' or 'protection' in Japanese.

Lina: You would think Tuxedo-boy would be better at it.

Zel gags Xeros with an electrified chain

This fic is dedicated to all Lita/Makoto fans, since all the good stuff in this fic will involve her.

Zel: This is supposed to be good stuff?

Me: Maybe to all the hormone deprived fanboys that come up with this crap. Stupid grognoids haven't been on a date since hitting puberty.

Lina: I think Rumiko Takahashi would be ashamed to find out what's happened to her Ranma 1/2 characters, let alone Sailor Moon's creator.

Feel free to mail me at the address below.

Zel: Note that the email address has been removed.

Rezo: Most likely to avoid getting a mail bomb.

Now as Metallica said in "The House Jack Built": Let the show begin!

Rezo: Welcome to Monty Python's Flying Circus.

L,Z&X: Huh?

Me: That's the last time I'm showing you British comedy.

Rezo: Awww ...

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EVENING AT LITA'S
by Vermilion

Zel: Please leave all donations and pipe bombs in the basket by the door.

Chapter 1: A Tall, Cold One

Me: Eeeewww ... that reminds me of one other Lemon I ran across. Much worse than this one.

Xer: How worse?

Me: A graphic description of a vampire's 'undead cock', I believe is how the author put it. Of a group of vamps assaulting the Sailor Scouts.

A brief pause, trying to picture that. Unfortunately they succeed. Lina looks ready to throw up, Rezo and Zel look rather green, and Xeros is giggling madly.

As she looked at how perfectly the table was set, Lita looked at her watch. She knew that her friends Serena, Raye, Amy, and Mina would be arriving at any time. She then turned her attention to what was prepared for the feast that was soon to come. She looked at the curry, beef stroganoff, and many other dishes that were prepared and congratulated herself.

Lina: imitating Lita They'll never taste the poison!

Zel: ... And she had used Drain-O, Comet, and other various substances found in a kitchen to season the meal, thinking they would find her so thrifty for avoiding high food bills.

Xer: Peach brandy and lighter fluid taste pretty good.

Rezo: I don't want to know how you know that.

"I did a nice job, if I don't say so myself," she thought. She then took off her apron and set it on the counter just as the doorbell rang.

Rezo: ... And rang, and rang, and rang, because the fumes from the food finally made her pass out, and eventually killed her.

Xer: Nice one.

Rezo: I have no idea if I should take that as a compliment or not.

"Come in," she shouted. The door opened and one by one, Lita's friends poured in.

Xer: Ooo!

Me: Don't say it.

Lina: Say what?

Me: Something to do with liquid female flesh. Lina, don't even bother to think about it.

Lina: disgusted look on her face Too late.

Me: Want a bottle of Sake? It may take the edge off of this.

LZR: I'll take one.

silent hand out the Sake, a bottle for each.

"Hi Lita," Amy said. Noticing the smell of the food, Serena darted toward the table.

Rezo: ... And promptly passed out.

Zel: imitating Darien How many times do I have to tell you, Lita?! amonia is not a cooking ingredient!

Xer: Amelia would probably make a great cooking ingredient ...what?

everyone shrinks back from Xeros, who looks bewildered. Those who have sake take a chug directly from the bottle

"Wow! This looks great," she said to Lita.

Xer: Good enough to kill.

L,R&Z: Huh?"

Me: Don't ask.

"Thanks," Lita answered. "Please, take a seat and help yourselves." The girls did just what Lita said and when she sat down, the quintet began to eat.

Xer: ... each other.

Rezo: Don't be gross.

Rezo applied his staff to the back of Xeros's head.

Xer: Arigatou. ^_^

Zel: Masochist.

Lina: Quintet means five, right?

Me: I think so, but even then it's a weird way to put things.

"This food is great," Serena said with her mouth full. "How do you do it?"

"I just can," Lita answered. "Cooking is just second nature to me."

Me: Xeros, not one word on what her first nature is.

Xer: Isn't that what this fanfic author is writing about?

MZRL: Ugh.

"Well," Raye blurted out, "whatever you do, don't lose it. What would Serena do if you did?"

Rezo: Throw herself off a bridge.

Xer: Turn cannibal and eat the other sailor scouts.

Zel: Become a weeping statue.

Me: Move in with the Tendos because Kasumi can cook.

Lina: Roll over and die.

All: WE WISH!!

Serena flashed Raye a dirty look.

Me: ... and flipped her the bird.

Zel: ... and her underwear.

Lina: ... and her butt.

Rezo: ... and the magnum .47 in her coat pocket.

Xer: ...

Me: What, trickster lost his tongue?

Xer: Nope. Can't think of anything to top those.

"All right you two, knock it off," Mina said in order to avoid another Serena and Raye stand off. "Let's just enjoy our evening here."

Rezo: drinks some sake Before the author gets impatient and starts on the over-hormoned sex.

The girls ate what was prepared until it was gone, save for a few scraps here and there. "Hey Lita," Serena said, "you got any dessert? After all, it's the most important part of the meal."

All: ...

Me: I'm not gonna touch that one. Anyone?

LRZX: Nope!

Lita chewed herself out.

Xer: Is that physically possible?

Lina: What?"

Me: No, Xeros, and no, Lina, you don't want to think about it.

Lina: looking green Too late.

Rezo and Zel take another swig from their bottles of sake, not saying a thing. Lina moves to sit inbetween them.

D'oh. I knew I forgot something. I'll have it ready in just a bit. In the meantime, you guys can go watch a video or something. You can pick a movie from my collection if you want.

Rezo: But they were too delighted with her Homer Simpson impersonation, and had her repeat it over, and over, and over, and over ...

Lina: Bleah.

Zel: That one was a little flat.

Rezo shrugs. Xeros begins floating above his chair.

"What about the table?" Amy asked.

Lina: imitating Lita Oh! The little green men who live in my hair will take care of it!

Zel: imitating Darien Sounds like Lita is ready for a birthday present of a coat with extra long sleeves and thirty rolls of rubber wallpaper.

Xer: What is dead, dead, dead, and dead all over?

Rezo: I give up, Doctor Fruitloop, do tell.

Xer: Yu-oo!

Me: I don't think I should have shown you guys Red Dwarf.

"Let it go, I'll clean it up later." Lita replied happily. She then walked into the kitchen as the others went into the living room.

Zel: ... and into the space-time portal that would let her get out of this crazy fic.

Xer: Why would she be happy about cleaning?

LM: I have no idea.

In the living room, Amy and Raye sat on the couch as Serena and Mina surfed through Lita's video collection. The two girls saw some titles that caught their eyes.

Xer: ... and then ripped them out of their sockets.

LMRZ: ...

Xer: What?

Me: Have you been hitting the booze?

Xer: No.

Me: That's what I was afraid of.

"Hey, look at these," Serena said as she read off the titles.

Me: And here we see a clear example of the author's inability to keep track of some basic rules of grammer.

Xer: You're nitpicking.

Me: I know.

"Have any of you heard of 'Terminator 2: Judgment Day', 'Jurassic Park', or even 'Twister'? What kind of titles are these?"

Me: It's called the writers and PR people of Hollywood are finding it harder and harder to think of normal names.

Lina: Actually, the titles work pretty well.

Me: True.

"Those are American movies," Amy said. "I've seen them and they're all quite good."

All: YES!! The author has some taste!

Rezo: Well, sort of. This is still a Lemon.

Lina: We haven't come across any Lemon bits yet.

Me: That's because we're kibbitzing it so much. Listbot has a 10k limit.

Lina: Oh.

Zel and Lina take a sip of their sake. A faint flush is starting to show on Zel's cheeks, showing his slowly growing inebriation.

"Really?" Raye asked Amy. "Chad and I rented 'Twister' once. I thought the effects were good but no storyline to it."

Lina: Hey! I liked Twister!

Xer: I did as well, especially all the mass destruction.

Zel: I liked the plot. It made sense.

Rezo: It was rather funny to watch the interaction between the ex-wife and the fiancee.

Me: Well, that's unanimous. We all liked Twister.

As Amy and Raye discussed movies, Mina said to Serena, "Lita is an avid collector of foreign films, especially American films. But check out what I found." She then pointed to a collection of tapes in clear boxes. When she and Serena walked over, they discovered that the videos were hentai videos.

Zel: And ran screaming from the room.

"Holy sh.." Serena shouted as Mina covered her mouth.

Zel: Damn.

Lina: Isn't Serena swearing more than a little out of character?

Rezo: Very much so.

Me: I think I'll start on my soda now.

Xer: Why not Sake?

Me: Alcohol makes me ill. I have no tolerance to it whatsoever, and there is a good chance I'm allergic to it.

"Not so loud," Mina whispered angrily. "These are her little secrets. All 20 of them. Let's see what on these shall we?"

Lina: imitating Lita And with these, I shall take over the world!!

Zel and Rezo drink some more sake, shuddering at the thought.

"But Lita will find out. Won't she be mad?"

Zel: ... after all, they never did find the bully who teased her in third grade.

Xer: ... she did keep that book, '101 ways to prepare human hearts'.

all who have drinks take a chug, backing a little further from Xeros

"Maybe. But I think she'll get over it." Mina then grabbed one from the shelf and put it in the VCR.

Rezo: When pigs fly.

Zel: And then Mina shoved the rest of the tapes down her shirt, hoping to smuggle them out to watch on her own time.

"What are we going to watch, Mina?" Raye asked.

Rezo: A new movie called, 'Jason goes to hell'.

Zel: A documentary about the growing habits of grass.

Lina: An in-depth study on the accent of a little-known bulgarian artist.

Xer: 101 uses for a dead cat.

Me: There actually is a book about that.

Xer: Really?

Me: Some of the more interesting uses are as a pencil sharpener, cider jug, and toast rack.

Lina: I don't want to think about it.

"You'll find out," Mina said discreetly as she and Serena took seats on the floor.

Me: Another splendid example of the author's grasp on grammer and word meaning.

Zel: Discreetly must have been on their 'word of the day' calender when they wrote this.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen, as Lita began preparing dessert, she began to hear sounds of two women having sex. When she heard this, she cringed.

Rezo: ... and commited seppuku for being in this stupid fic.

Lina: We wish.

Xer: What's seppuku?

RZL: Ritual suicide.

Xer: Cool!

Me: Only you would think so.

She knew they had found her hentai collection.

Me: And thrown it out the window.

Xer: off-key The window, the window, the second story window. With a heave and a ho and a mighty throw, they threw it out the window!

Me: Keep out my mother's selection of kiddie songs, Xeros.

Zel: When has he ever done anything exactly as someone's asked?

"Oh no," she thought. "They found the tapes. Now they'll think I'm some kind of perv or something." She hanged her head down and was near the point of crying.

All: ...

Xer: Is poor grammer a requirement for writing lemon fanfics?

Me: I hope not, or the one I'm writing won't be well received.

Xer: Ooo! You're writing one? Of who?

Me: You and Firia.

Xer: .... you're kidding, right?

Me: Nope.

Xer: ....

ZLR: muffled giggles Namagomi Mazoku!

Xer: Shut up.

The sake drinkers open up fresh bottles, having finished their first ones.

Back in the living room, the girls stared at the events on the screen. All of them were aroused at what they were seeing. However, the video had begun to arouse Amy most of all. She could feel the warmth building up between her legs. She could also sense her lust taking over her mind as every thought in her mind became one. All she could think of was....

Xer: ... bananas.

Me: ... frozen cucumbers.

Lina: ... Barry Manilow records.

Zel: ... power tools.

Rezo: ... wine bottles.

Me: You know, it seems to be a tendency to have Amy as a woman of suppressed desire. Almost every one I've read that had or was about her was formatted along the same lines.

Xer: So Amy's always making the first move?

Me: Something like that.

"I have to get out of here and fast," Amy thought. Just then, she could smell her own musky scent emanating around her. She knew the others had smelled it too but were too entranced by the video to notice. She walked over to the kitchen hoping something there could get her off of what she was thinking.

Zel: That has got to be the most godawful pun I've ever encountered.

Me: No, it's just the worst in this context.

Lina: What pun?

Rezo: You really are innocent, aren't you?

Me: Is it a trait in that the males of your family make lewd drunks?

ZR: ...

When Amy walked into the kitchen, she saw Lita hanging her head.

Me: I'm really beginning to think bad grammer sense is a requirment for writing lemons.

Xer: The Queen of Swords does good ones.

Me: True. I guess there's exceptions to every rule.

She then asked, "Lita, what's wrong?"

Lina: imitating Lita I'm stuck in this stupid lemon, that's what's wrong!

Zel: Imitating Darien Get out of here Amy, Lita's busy!

Rezo: I can think of several responses to that, and none of them are for public use.

Me: Oo! It is a family trait!

Xer: So it seems.

RZ: ...

more sake disappears down throats

"I'm going to kill Mina," Lita replied angrily. "She knew I didn't want you guys seeing my hentais."

Lina: ... I was planning on throwing them away.

Zel: ... without me.

Rezo: ... I wanted to demonstrate them.

Xer: I guess you're right.

Me: Ha! You owe me twenty-five bucks, Xeros!

Not quite knowing what to do, Amy did the first thing that popped up in her mind, to walk over to Lita and hug her. When she did, Amy became turned on again. Feeling Lita's warm body touching her own made her juices flow free, soaking her panties. Now feeling unbelievably horny, Amy began to whisper in Lita's ear.

Lina: Why do they always have to make the women perpetually horny and sex starved?

Zel: They're basing it off their own life experience.

Rezo: Which is nil.

Zel: shrugs Their fantasy lives, then?

Rezo: That would cover all the bases.

"Lita..."

Me: ... I want to kill you ...

Lina: ... I want you to kill me ...

Xer: ... they've set the couch on fire ...

Rezo: ... could you possibly get your hands out of my pants?

Zel: ... could I have my clothes back?

Xer: whispering in my ear Definitely a lewd drunk.

Lina blushes, and drinks more of her sake, eyeing the other two sake drinkers

Lita, who was able to calm down, replied by whispering, "Yes?"

"I want to tell you something, something that I normally wouldn't tell you."

Me: ... I have a mutual suicide party planned next thursday ...

Lina: ... your cooking is awful.

Zel: ... I'm really a man.

Rezo: ... . I'm an alien from planet X and we need you to repopulate our planet.

Xer: ... the TV producers have cut our funding, so we don't have sailor scout uniforms anymore. They want us to parade in the nude.

"What?"

"I....I ha...I have always looked up to you. In fact, I sometimes desired you. I was always afraid to tell you until I saw that movie."

Me: imitating Amy It made me realized just how pathetic my life is.

All: Amen!

As this point, Lita was shocked. "Did I just hear that right?" she thought. "Amy wants me? What's going on here?" Those were her final thoughts before she felt Amy's lips touch hers.

Lina: Just a thought, but are there any men at all in this fic?

Me: Nope.

Lina: ...

Zel: I don't want to know, I don't want to know ...

Rezo: Too late. I already thought of the possibilities.

Lita was at first overwhelmed by what was going on, but gradually she got used to it. As Amy pushed her tongue into Lita's mouth, Lita returned the favor. As their tongues intertwined, Lita could feel her juices flowing just as freely as Amy's. Just then Amy's hand grabbed one of Lita's breasts and started to caress it. Lita broke the kiss in order to moan just loud enough so only the two of them could hear.

Zel: I vote we hide behind our chairs until this over.

Rezo: I second the vote.

Me: Third.

Lina: Fourth.

Xer: Fuddy-duddys.

Amy then asked Lita, "Lita, will you make love to me?"

That question pushed Lita over the edge. With a sweep motion of her arm, Lita was able to clear a small part of the counter. She then lifted Amy up onto the counter and the two kissed again. As they did this, Lita removed Amy's shirt and bra and using her pointer fingers,

Xer: I'm surprised it wasn't a different finger.

ZLRM: from behind the chairs ...

flicked over the nipples. The sensations caused the nipples to harden almost instantly. After about two minutes of this, Lita broke the kiss and took a step back.

Xer: Why step back? Pressing closer would be more fun.

ZLRM: SHUT UP!!

Xer: Ah, you emerged!

Rezo: To our regret.

"Okay, let me get this straight," she said, "You want me to pleasure you, right?"

Lina: ... no, I just want you to stand there looking like an idiot.

Zel: Rezo, is there any more sake in your bottle?

Rezo: No.

Zel: Here you go.

Rezo: Thank you.

Amy simply nodded. "It has always been my greatest desire."

Lina: ... to escape this rotten fic.

Zel: ... to fall over dead from embarressment.

Xer: ... to rip your lungs out.

Rezo: ... to be reduced to a mindless hormone-driven mass by an immature fanfic writer.

Me: Nice one.

Rezo: Thank you.

Lita smiled and said, "I'll try my best." She stepped toward Amy and removed her ponytail band, allowing her hair to drop down to just below her shoulders. Her mouth then encompassed one of Amy's pebble like nipples while one of her hands continued to flick and pinch the other one.

glances exchanged, and all hide behind the chairs

Amy arched her head back when she could feel Lita's tongue circling her nipple. The feeling was sensational, a feeling she had never felt before. All she could do was moan between the short gasps she was now taking. While this all felt so good, Amy wanted something else, something she always wanted Lita to do.

peer out from behind the chairs

Xer: Show her how to croquet.

Zel: Show her the best potential guy in the nearest bar.

Rezo: This author really doesn't know much about female response.

LM: Undubitably.

"Lita..hhh" she grunted.

Rezo: ... pass me the navel ring, I think I've taken enough painkillers.

Zel: ... Achtung Heil, mein Fuhrer!

Lina: What?

Zel: Nevermind.

"What?" Lita asked seductively as she took her attention from Amy's nipple.

Xer: And promptly ran the nipple ring through Amy's flesh due to her inattention.

Zel: ... letting the blood flow from the bite marks she left behind.

Rezo: ... before hissing and letting one of her demonic spawn overtake Amy's body.

Me: Zel, Rezo, put the sake down. You're getting as bad as Xeros.

"I have some dessert for you."

Lina: I dont wanna know, I REALLY dont want to know.

Me: Too late.

"Oh? What kind?"

Zel: Triple-chocolate cake.

Rezo: Triple-nut fruitcake.

Xeros: Fruitcake made with 100% proof Norwegian brandy.

Lina: Chocolate cake with coconut frosting.

Amy then unzipped her pants and pulled off her wet panties. She then spread her legs wide enough so that Lita could see her juicing pussy.

Lina hides her eyes

Lina: I don't wanna see that I don't wanna see that Idon'twannaseethat.

Amy softly and seductively replied, "Some hot Mercury pie."

Zel: A pie made with radioactive gases. How nice. gagging noise

Xer: It's not that bad.

Zel: Not that bad?

Xer: It could be a non-consent fic.

All: ... O.o

Lita so badly wanted to taste that throbbing clit but she had an idea. She walked to the freezer and took out an ice cube. When Amy saw the ice cube, she asked, "What's that for?"

Zel: It's to kill you with, my dear.

Xer: How do you kill someone with an ice cube?

Rezo: Oh, it can be done.

Xer: Oo! How?!

ZR: Sore wa himitsu desu!

Xer: ....

"I want to cool the pie a bit first." Lita then took the ice cube and inserted a portion of it into Amy's love cup. Amy's head shot back quickly as the shockwaves of pleasure overtook her. As she could feel Lita driving the ice cube in and out of her dripping pussy, she was able to keep herself busy by playing with her nipples.

Lina: Does anybody else feel like vomiting?

Me: Not really, this is fairly tame. What about you guys?

ZRX: ...

Me: I 'see'. Well, maybe you'll be able to find a way to deal with that, hmm?

Lina: ... oh gods ... I don't belive you guys.

Me: Lina, they're men. They are hardwired to crave sex continually.

ZRX: ...

After teasing Amy's helpless love tunnel with the cube, Lita then started to lick the end she inserted into Amy. "Hmm" she thought, "Amy tastes pretty good." She brought the ice cube to Amy's mouth, which she instantly accepted. Amy relished in the taste of her own juices. As Amy sucked on the ice cube, Lita returned south and indulged herself by darting her tongue into Amy's hot dripping pussy.

Rezo: Now that's a bit repugnant.

Zel nods, before finishing off his third bottle of sake

Lina: I'm not going to ask.

She started by licking circles around the mound until she ultimately thrusted it as far as it would go into Amy. Meanwhile, Amy took the now melting ice cube and rubbed the dripping water and love juice mixture all over her hot body. As she was doing this, she started to cry out in sheer pleasure as she could feel Lita's tongue doing its magic.

Xer: Would that qualify as white magic or black?

Rezo: Note white, that's primarily healing and purification.

Lina: Definitely not black, that's sole destructive power.

Me: Sounds like shamanism by default.

Zel: Don't make me ill.

"Ahhh...Lita!!!" Amy shouted out. "Oh yes!! Keep licking."

Zel: ... and after you're done cleaning the carpet, be sure to get the hallway bannister.

Lina: .... and be sure to scrub out the sink with your hair when you're done with the dishes.

Rezo: ... and to use lysol when you get the bathroom as well as the hallway carpet.

Xer: ... the sacrifice must be completely clean of blood.

everyone backs away from Xeros

Lita did just as she was told, licking every part of Amy's womanly folds making sure not to miss a single area. Amy started to feel the pleasure building in her swollen hole. She knew what was going on and what was going to happen. She was building to orgasm.

Me: Anybody else feel like ripping up the rest of this and stopping?

ZLRX: Me!

Me: Unanimous then!

proceeds to rip up what was left of the Lemon. Everyone cheers

Me: How about watching Tank Girl?

Xer: I'll pass, I'm going to go torment Valtiera.

Zel: I'd rather check out your library.

Me: Go ahead, but stay away from the shelves decorated with Lemons.

Zel: I see...

Lina: I think I'll go with you Zel.

Everyone tromps off. I look at the one person left besides me. Rezo shrugs

Rezo: I'm game, I'll see the movie.

Me: grinning Good! I'll get the popcorn!

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