Xel: hello, I'm here with my good friend Zelgadiss to tell you about an amazing, terrific, funny, wonderful, stupendous, exciting story.It's about love, tragedy and blushing, right Zel?
Zel: huh what?
Xel: our little story, it's amazing, terrific, funny -
Zel: is that what you brought me here for?!
Xel: - stupendous, exciting -
Zel: ENOUGH!!
Xel: anyway, you see it all started when I met an old friend of mine, you him right Zel?
Zel: who?
Xel: Cupid! yes Cupid. The one that looks like a midget and was forced to wear a diaper because he was considered to be showing too much and has those little wings.
Zel: hey you're not friends with Cupid
Xel: yes I am
Zel: no you're not
Xel: yes I am
Zel: no you're not
Xel: yes I am
Zel: no you're.. grumbles never mind
Xel: well as I was saying, I met him one day. We talked and joked, y'know friendly stuff. And just as he was leaving I borrowed his arrows.
Zel: stole
Xel: I borrowed them
Zel: you stole them
Xel: I did not
Zel: oh no, I'm not letting you start that shit again
Xel: please Zel we might have younger readers. Think of the children
Zel: grumbles
Xel: I borrowed his little heart shaped arrows and went to go show them to you guys. That's where I found you having a peaceful, plentiful and pleasant dinner at the inn you had checked into, isn't that right Zel?
Zel: just above a grumble uh huh
Xel: you, Lina, Gurry and Amelia all enjoying your meals. I can remember it as if it was yesterday.
Zel: it was yesterday