navy = story teller's parts
Lina: Gourry did you take the 2nd to 3rd last piece of chicken?
Gourry: holding a piece of chicken I dunno
Lina: Gimme that
(Xel: she said as she reached over the table
and knocked over her juice
with her elbow. The juice spilled and flowed across the table. It
continued to flow and flow and flow and flow and -
Zel: that's enough flows!
Xel: and flow until it reached the end of it's flowing journey and it
started to spill over the of the table. Right onto where?
Zel: on me grumbles
Xel: yes then you stood up Xelloss stands up and puts a hand on his
hip and said imitates Zelgadiss in a high pitched squeaky voice "oh
just look what you did Lina Inverse. You spilled your baby apple juice
all over my tasteless white pants. It looks like I peed myself now.
Thank you very much. Now I'm even more of a loser than I was before"
Zel: I did not say that! I'm not a loser! And what's wrong with my
pants!?! grinds his teeth
Xel: then what did you say?
Zel: nothing. I stood up just in time before the juice spilled off the
table and then -
Xel: "ping"
Zel: what was that?
Xel: That's the sound that the arrow, that I accidentally shot, made
when it hit you in the side of your rump
Zel: no it didn't
Xel: you're right
Zel: I am?
Xel: nods it was more of a "ponk"
Zel: rolls his eyes
Xel: and the first thing the chimera's eyes looked upon was the
beautiful sorceress. Why don't you tell them what happened next Zel?
Zel: no. I'd rather not
Xel: oh come on, tell them what happened next
Zel: talks very loudly it's not my fault for what happened next!
Xel: what did happen next?
Zel: nothing
Xel: geez you suck at story telling. You see this is what happened
next....
Zel: Lina
Lina: yeah Zel, what?
Zel: in a deep romantic voice Lina, What is a beautiful enchantrice like you doing in a dump like this. You should be in a lovely garden where you are surrounded with beautiful flowers, but none with greater beauty than yourself.
Lina: huh? What are you talking about Zelgadiss?
Zel: how great is your beauty you ask? Well, let me tell you in great detail. Your eyes are like those of shining amber, your nose to small and...cute, your hair so long and lushes. And your lips -
Lina: Zel! What is wrong with you?!
Xel: she said just as Zelgadiss' stone hand reached out to her face.
The blue finger pressed onto the young girls lips. And then "ponk"
Zel: let me guess you accidentally shot Lina
Xel: yes, the arrow did slip out of my grasp and hit Lina. Now the girl
looked upon the chimera. With love stricken eyes she gazed at her new
beloved
Lina: now also in passionate love voice mode go on, Zelgadiss
Zel: you lips are so soft. Tell me, are they only as sweet?
Lina: why don't you find out for yourself
Zel: I would be honoured but sigh, my lips are stricken with the disease that has cursed the rest of my body as you know.
Lina: Oh Zel, that doesn't matter to me. Just knowing that your lips are on mine gives me a greater feeling than life. So kiss me or I shall die
Zel: very well
Xel: then the two lovers -
Zel: we're not lovers
Xel: please Zel I'm on a role with this. The two lovers moved closer to
one another and that's when the dear and innocent Amelia got this crazy
jealousy.
Zel: so let me guess, she got shot with a different kind of arrow
Xel: a finger to make a point don't forget, it was an accident
Zel: rolls his eyes
Xel: then the cat fight of the century began...