Toothache


"OUCH!" a shrill shout pierced through the night air. Lina Inverse grimaced again as she tried to bite through a warm roll.

"Lina I still think it would be a good idea for you to go to the dentist" Zel said again as he watched her pathetically try shoving the bread in her mouth.

"No I don't need a dentist Zel!" slamming her roll down on her plate she frowned. "I wasn't hungry anyway!" getting up from the table she left Gourry, Amelia, and Zel sitting at the table.

"Mr. Zelgadis we have to get Lina to go to the dentist." Amelia exclaimed as she turned large worshipful eyes on Zelgadis.

Zelgadis frowned as he tried to think of a way to get Lina to go to the dentist. He couldn't think though when there was an annoying princess yelling into his ear.

"Well maybe if we tied her up and dragged her to the dentist..." Gourry smiled as he bit into his warm roll.

"Fireball! You'll what I'll show you" Lina began to stomp on the now crispy swordsman.

"Please calm down Lina-chan..." Zelgadis Greywares was not the smartest guy in the world but if he wasn't mistaken he had just called Lina Lina-chan. Blushing he quickly looked up to see if she had noticed.

Lina blushed as she heard the slight endearment slip past his lips.

"Eh like I was saying Lina you need to go to the dentist, I'll even go with you" Zel said managing to put his mask of indifference back into place.

Lina still managing a slight blush nodded absently, only noticing what he said when he began tugging and pulling her from the room. "Nani?! Zel where are you taking me!"

"You agreed Lina to get your teeth pulled if I came along" Zel said reasonably as he continued to walk down the sidewalk.

Lina tried unsuccessfully several times to break out of his grip but to no success. "Zel pleeeeeeeaaaaaasssseeee I don't wanna go"

Zel just sweatdropped as the small sorceress begged and pleaded for him to let her go.


Lina pouted as she sat silently in the waiting room of the dentists office. She only glared silently at the calm chimera; she'd definitely get him for this.

"Mrs. Inverse the doctor will see you now" a young woman in a blue tunic stated pleasantly.

Lina got up to follow the young women all the while glaring daggers at a certain blue chimera.

Zel gave Lina a little smile and a wave as he looked down and continued to read a spell book that he brought with him to read.


Lina sat in the chair looking fearfully at all the instruments sitting on a small table. She watched the so-called dentist with shrewd eyes as walked to stand over her. The dentist was in some kind of weird blue tunic with a face guard and hair pulled under a blue cap. Very suspicious...he was probably gonna pull of her teeth from her mouth!

"Now Lina-cha...I mean Mrs. Inverse I'll just need to strap you in like so..." the dentist strapped her legs and arms down.

"Nani?" Lina asked in confusion...was this normal?

"No need to fret Lina-chan this will be very very..." the dentist's voice managed to go down an octave or two to sound slightly sultry.

Wait a minute...only one person she knew called her Lina-chan... Looking closely at the dentist she thought that she could detect a little bit of purple hair peeking out at her.

Xellos pulled of his facemask and smiled impishly at the screeching little sorceress. Leaning over her his grin turned feral, "my poor little Lina-chan has a toothache? Allow Dr. Xellos to kiss it and make it all better!"

Lina scrunched her face up in a panic as Xellos's face began to come closer and closer...

SMACK! Lina could just make out the sound of an audible thud. Opening her eyes quickly she saw Zel standing with a non-too-happy smile on his face. "Yeah Zel! Untie me so I can give that stupid priest what he deserves!"

Zelgadis blinked as he looked at the inert form of the trickster priest noting that he was at the moment unconscious. Silently he walked over and snapped the ties that held the sorceress down.

Lina didn't say a word as she hopped down from the chair and started to pummel the stuffing out of the unconscious Mazakou.


Author's Notes

Whelp that's the end of that it was going to end differently but I just couldn't think of anything. So that means you'll be seeing a sequel soon...Ja Ne!


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