Lina: *walks off from the burning Mad Mazoku's and the cursing, screaming Valgarv.* So where's all this food at.....?
Gourry: *walks to Lina* ...hmm.. excuse me, ma'am..but..do you know the way to the Queen of Hearts..? I'm suppposed to eat some food there..
Lina: ...hmm.. THE WHITE BUNNY!
Gourry: ..ok..I guess you don't.. I'll just go ask this blue egg-shaped man over here...
Valgarv: YOU F****N' MAZOOKU, GET YER A$$ OVER HERE!! WE HAVE SOME DAMN F****N' THINGS TO TALK ABOUT!!!
Gourry: ..excuse me, sir.. Do you know the way to the Queen of H--
Val: NOT NOW, I HAVE SOME DAMN BUSINESS WITH A BITCH'N MAZOKU!
Gourry: ..Mazoku..? *sighs* I...don't know where Mazoku is either *walks down a path, ignoring a HUGE light-up sign with electric signs pointing to it that says "This way to the Queen of Hearts."
Lina:......ah well...DITCH THE RABBIT I KNOW THE WAY! *runs down the path with the sign.... after a ways of running she comes to a fork in the road* GREAT...NOW WHAT DO I DO?!!?
Xellos: *(in form of a purple cat) phazesin on a tree, humming "But But But"* Helloooo, I'm the happy cat of the forest. How may I help you?
Lina: Yeah..which way to the Queen's...and no funny business!!
Xellos: Oya ...which Que -
Lina: JUST TELL ME..
Xellos: ..ok..left.
Lina: *walks left mumbling aobut how she hates cats*
Xellos: *phazesin on Lina's shoulder....* I may as well visit the Queen today....
Lina: Why?
Xellos: Hmm?
Lina: Why do YOU wanna see the queen? Don't get any ideas...the food is MINE..
Xellos: *laughs* Oh I dont want the food..
Lina: Then why follow me?
Xellos: *catty ^_^* Sore wa himitsu desu!
Lina: *rolls her eyes and keeps walking down a path...until she comes to a gate*
Filia: *in a card outfit* Hello..welcome to the Queen of Diamond's Palace of Justice, do you have an appointment..?
Lina: Appointment?
Filia: Yes, an appointment is required to visit Queen Amelia Wil Telsa Diamond....and..*looks to Xellos*..YOU........
Xellos: *phazesoutphazesin on Filia's head* Nice to see you too! ^_^'s
Filia: *whacks him off* YOU HAVE A LOT OF NERVE COMING HERE! *looks to Lina* And you have a lot of nerve BRINGING him...
Xellos: *tumbles to ground and gets up, licking his paw* ....hmm...fiesty as ever I see.
Filia: *pulls a diamond-shape on a stick out of nowhere and whacks at Xellos...*
Xellos: *phazesoutphazesin* Very nice....still good at swinging aren't you?
Filia: Ohhh.. *presses button on the side of the gate*
Filia's voice from speaker: Yes? what is it?
Filia1: Emergency # 82710....
Voice: ...hmm...? You're kidding???
Filia1: Quickly..hurry up now..this is NO joke..
Voice: ..we'll be right there...
*100000's of Filias in card outfits show up*
Filia1: Ok, cat...say your prayers..
Xellos: Ahh..but coming here was an order..
Filia2: ..order?
Xellos: Ah..the Queen of Hearts...she's very anti-justice...
Filia3: .....ok...ALL SPADES GO TO INFORM QUEEN DIAMOND, ALL HEARTS, PREPARE FOR WAR, ALL CLUBS STAY AND DESTROY THE CAT, DIAMONDS PREPARE THE DEFENSES!
Xellos: Oh a war! How tasty!
Lina: ..b-but I'm just here for the food!
Filia1 of clubs: Get the cat!!!
*Filias of clubs charge at Xellos and Lina.*
Xellos: ..ah..I really have no time for this.. Ta ta!! *phazesout*
Lina: HEY....I JUST WANTED SOME FOOD!!
Filia O'Clubs2: You'll eat nothing but bread and drink nothing but water in prison!
Lina: ...bread..?!?!? Water!?!? EVEN I CANT STAND FOR THAT....FIRE...BALL!
Filias O'Clubs: OH NO...WE'RE MADE OF CARDBOARD!! WE'LL ALL BE DEAD!!!
Lina: *stomps in gates past the burning Filias* Now where is this food...?
Amelia: *pacing through garden* Oh oh oh..she must be stopped.....this is so scary.....yet I must go into battle for the sake of justice! *looks to the Filia cards that aren't dead* ...we will fight on...for justice and truth!! Because justice wil always prevail!! We must be brave for our future, for peace, for the world! Those who leave us in this battle will not die in vain!
Filiacard1: *Whispers to another* Will she cut the speeches and send us out already?
FC2: Really..wonder if the Filias of Clubs got the diamonds yet....
FC1: And that girl...
Lina: *comes tromping through* HEY WHERE'S THE DINNER PARTY?!!?
Amelia: SHE WORKS FOR THE QUEEN OF UN-JSUITICE-ISM!!!
Lina: ..hmm?? wha -
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