Part 6


In the middle of the night....an EVIL presance lurks in the Greywers household......

Xel: *walks upstairs to Zelgadis's room* ^_^ *whispering* I just cant help myself....

...*screen focuses outside of house...sun comes up*

Zelgadis: walks into bathroom, with his hair died 31 diffretn colors* .........*pulls out toothbrush......he still hasnt noticed he's in a clown suit...the stones on his face colored bright pink..........*brushes teeth*.....*gargle*...leaves bathroom....... ..............*stops.......goes back to look in mirror*..... ........................

Xel: And now..OFF O SCHOOL CHILDREN..YOUR FATHER HAS AN IMPORTANT JOB INTERVIEW!!!

Lina: THIS IS ALL I GET FOR LUNCH?!!?

Am:..but Miss Lina...you have a Lunchbox t5he size of Bill Gates Mansion.....

Lina: ITS SMALLER THEN DAD'S CHANCES OF GETTING A JOB...

Xel: oh ocme now..its not that ba - *finds himself ebing choked b Zelgadis*

Zel: YOU....YOU YOU.........

Xel: gag gag gag.......G...G...Good..M..Morning dear....^_^*

Zel: *shaking Xel* WHATS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?

Val: *walks out of nowher laughing like an idiot*

Zel: *glare*

Val: HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAH HA... AND HA AGAIN!!!!

Zel: *throws Xel int Val*

Xel: ontop of Val.....mm..comfy..........

Val: GET OFFA ME...

Xel: only if I can do this again........in a bed..tonight perhaps...?

Val *SLams Xle into wall* KEEP ME OUTTAH YER SICK FANTASIES!~!~~~!

Xel: *kicks* Val into fridge......oh my.........thefruit of thew Looms jsut arent the same today................

Val why YOU...

Amelia: THIS IS NOT RIGTH..WOMEN LIKE Mister Xellos should be treated with respect.......

Xel: *sniffling* beatiful Amleia..beatiful*..

Lina: *grabs AMleia's Lunch Box and wlaks out the door...

Amelia: Oh no..I'llb e late..one musn't miss out on the vast ahlls of Learning, and building our uture!

Xel: oh my..where;s Gourry......

GourryL: comes running down MISS XELLOS.......HELP......

Xel: * looks up from dusting self off*....what is it dear..?

Gourry: HELP.......MY FACE IS TURNING INTO A PIZZA..AND I WET MY BED WHILE DREAMING OF LINA NAKED!!!!

Zel:..puberty..

Val:........we knew it woudlnt be pretty......Pimples...

Zel: Wet dreams

Both: Puberrty.

Zel:......mabey she wont be so bad to ahve around...he....she...can wash his sheets........

Val:.....Wet dreams......aobut LINA...

Zel:......His Sister..

Val: the boy aint right I tell ya..........

Gourry: HELP ME.....MY FACRE IS GROWING THINGS!!!!

Xel:..hmm..there's only ONE cure...

Gourry.....?

Xel: *hasds him pot of grease* spread this all over your face ^_^

Zel:........You know..if I LIKED my son......I'd stop him but..

Val: hey dont look to me for this..this looks intresting.

Xle: *huggling Zel* se..Im jsut so helpfull..and I work for nothing but room and board............and yet you abuse me still..

Zel:..let go.

Xel: oh the tragedy this maiden knows..

Zel: Let go.

Xel: yet I will break the Ice of your heart and...

Zle: LET GO./

Xel:...ok ok ok.....*lets go*

Val:..che..shoulda jsut hit the damned freak of nature.

Zel: ..Im starting to think she cuases more destruction then she starts...

Xel: yourlate for your meeting dear.

Zel: AHH.......... *zooms out door*

Cala nd Xel:...5....4....3..2..1...

Zle: *zoms back in* GAH.. *gets changed into normal clothes* *Zooms out*

Xle and Val: .....3...2...1..

Zle: *zooms abck in* AND DONT CALL ME DEAR...*Zooms out*


Lina: * at school* YAY..ALL YOU CAN EAT FISH TODAY!!!!

Amelia:.......uh oh..

Goury:....hey..that greasse didnt help much.its only getting worse.......

Some guy: *Beating someguy 2 up*

Some Guy 2: ow.

AMliea: *runas over* STOP THIS CRIMINAL ACT..YOU WHO BULLY THOSE FOR SAKE OF ENERTAINMENT..HEAVEN ITSELF HPLDS NO MERCY FOR YOU!!!!!1

Guy 1: * lets guy 2 go and punches Amlreia in Jaw*

Amleia: Shoo Shoo Shuse Shilnce Sho Sheshel Sings Ral Ronnley She Surreshed Shater!!!!!!!

Lina: *at lunch* HEY..THERE OUT OF FISH...

Cook:...........sory..

Lina: I'LL SUE..ITR SAYS ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!!!!!

COook: YOU EAT TO MUVCH

Lina: I'LL SUEEE....


Zelgadis: at meeting.......yes.......no.......no..no...y - WAHT KIND OF QESTION SI THAT....?

Employer:...ok ko..you jsut looked like a Boxers man............

Zel:.grrr........(gotta take a crap...)

Employer:.anyways.Im sorry....we dont prefer having rocks working for us..

Zel: *.....stesp out of building and procceeds to burn it*...now to take that crap.....


Xel: *tieing Val to chair* just leaveit all to Mommanow....

Vla: LEMME GO YUO NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Xel:..oh I will...later..*approuches closer*

Val: LINA, ZIT BOY, AMELIA.....ZEL...EVEN FILIA...HEEEEEEEEEEELP

Filia: *walks in* MAXWE - I mean...ZELGAIDS.......

Val: *gagged by Xellos*

Xellos: *ont0oop of Val..look to Filia*....oro....

Filia:................*queitly walks out and shuts door.....*...........................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zelgadis: *after 2 hous of awiating in line doing the pee dance* *phone rings* damn..*puls out phone..what...?

Filia: YOUR BUTTLER IS BEING RAPED BY THE NANNY..... I called the cops.

Zel:..WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! DAMN....... *runs home* (STILL gotta take that crap.....)

Lina: *at court*

School Lawyer:so what did your sister and you do when you found out they were out of fish..?

Amelia:..*writes it down*....Nothing..

S.L: yuor under outh..

Amelia: *writes down*...we went fishing........

Lina:.a.nd dindt catch a thing.........


at the house..

elgaids: runs in: XELLLLOSSSSSSS...

Xel:......oh ih..lsiten..I've ogtta pick the kidsup....untie him for me... *phazeout*

ZelL: H...HEY...

Val: MNMMMMMMMMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zle: *oh yeah...*walks over to untie*

Cops: *runs in* FREEZE*

Zel: wha...?

Cops: YOU MOLESTER!!!!!! *Drags him to Jail

Zle:.b...b..but....

Val:...*oleft in house alone*.........*hopleless puppy wimper* mmphh..........

Lina: *in Juviee....* I CAN TBELIVE WE LOST....

Amelia: it ahppens Lina.

Lina: ALL YOU CAN EAT IT SAYS..ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!!!!!!!! I COULDA ATE 10 X THAT MUCH!!!!!!!!!

Gourry:... *looks in Mirror and says* But Lina, you cou,ld eat for days on enad and..AHH..LIAN THAT PIZZA IN THE MIRROR IS TAKLNIG TO ME!!

Lina: PIZZA WHERE!?!?!?1 *looks to Goury* oh..its jsut yuo Gouirry*

Gou:*high girly scream*

Amelia: ShmooreShmoury.......

Lina: *shoves her in a kenyn costume*

Me: Walks on stage and pulls Kenny costume off...no..Im working on a S/P Slayers crosseover already so dont use my gafs..

Lina:.....*makes faces*

*trout flals on head*...WHA..? OHHH *eats trout*


Zel: in Jail..NOW TO TAKE THAT CRAP...............*no toilet*............................. ............................................................................................... .................... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Xel: *phazes in next to Gourry* OH..they're serving Pizza at your school today..?

Gourry:...ITS ME, DONT EAT ME!!!

Xel:.......ewww.....Im sorry..but the only person I want to 'eAT' Would be Zelly, Belly Gwaywers.....

Lina:..stop making fun of the last name already..

Lina..its nmot hard to say..

Amelia: ShmrYers@

Xellos: Sh...mr....yers..?

Lina..-_- Im going home... *walks off stage and walks backa cross with cup of coffe and 'The Nanny' hat on

Amelia: Shmree Smroo...*walks off stage and walsk abcka cross in normal kahki clothes reading a book..

Gourry:..Im gonna get some more grease for my face.... *wlas of...walks backa cross stagfe with head in grease bucket

Xel:..AND IIIIM gonna go look at the new Ani-Mart White sale! *giglges andphazes out*


Meanwhile..

Zel: I JUST WANNA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT...................


Val: *stillt ied up and gagged, queit hihgpitched wimper*.....mmph...


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