In the middle of the night....an EVIL presance lurks in the Greywers household......
Xel: *walks upstairs to Zelgadis's room* ^_^ *whispering* I just cant help myself....
...*screen focuses outside of house...sun comes up*
Zelgadis: walks into bathroom, with his hair died 31 diffretn colors* .........*pulls out toothbrush......he still hasnt noticed he's in a clown suit...the stones on his face colored bright pink..........*brushes teeth*.....*gargle*...leaves bathroom....... ..............*stops.......goes back to look in mirror*..... ........................
Xel: And now..OFF O SCHOOL CHILDREN..YOUR FATHER HAS AN IMPORTANT JOB INTERVIEW!!!
Lina: THIS IS ALL I GET FOR LUNCH?!!?
Am:..but Miss Lina...you have a Lunchbox t5he size of Bill Gates Mansion.....
Lina: ITS SMALLER THEN DAD'S CHANCES OF GETTING A JOB...
Xel: oh ocme now..its not that ba - *finds himself ebing choked b Zelgadis*
Zel: YOU....YOU YOU.........
Xel: gag gag gag.......G...G...Good..M..Morning dear....^_^*
Zel: *shaking Xel* WHATS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?
Val: *walks out of nowher laughing like an idiot*
Zel: *glare*
Val: HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAH HA... AND HA AGAIN!!!!
Zel: *throws Xel int Val*
Xel: ontop of Val.....mm..comfy..........
Val: GET OFFA ME...
Xel: only if I can do this again........in a bed..tonight perhaps...?
Val *SLams Xle into wall* KEEP ME OUTTAH YER SICK FANTASIES!~!~~~!
Xel: *kicks* Val into fridge......oh my.........thefruit of thew Looms jsut arent the same today................
Val why YOU...
Amelia: THIS IS NOT RIGTH..WOMEN LIKE Mister Xellos should be treated with respect.......
Xel: *sniffling* beatiful Amleia..beatiful*..
Lina: *grabs AMleia's Lunch Box and wlaks out the door...
Amelia: Oh no..I'llb e late..one musn't miss out on the vast ahlls of Learning, and building our uture!
Xel: oh my..where;s Gourry......
GourryL: comes running down MISS XELLOS.......HELP......
Xel: * looks up from dusting self off*....what is it dear..?
Gourry: HELP.......MY FACE IS TURNING INTO A PIZZA..AND I WET MY BED WHILE DREAMING OF LINA NAKED!!!!
Zel:..puberty..
Val:........we knew it woudlnt be pretty......Pimples...
Zel: Wet dreams
Both: Puberrty.
Zel:......mabey she wont be so bad to ahve around...he....she...can wash his sheets........
Val:.....Wet dreams......aobut LINA...
Zel:......His Sister..
Val: the boy aint right I tell ya..........
Gourry: HELP ME.....MY FACRE IS GROWING THINGS!!!!
Xel:..hmm..there's only ONE cure...
Gourry.....?
Xel: *hasds him pot of grease* spread this all over your face ^_^
Zel:........You know..if I LIKED my son......I'd stop him but..
Val: hey dont look to me for this..this looks intresting.
Xle: *huggling Zel* se..Im jsut so helpfull..and I work for nothing but room and board............and yet you abuse me still..
Zel:..let go.
Xel: oh the tragedy this maiden knows..
Zel: Let go.
Xel: yet I will break the Ice of your heart and...
Zle: LET GO./
Xel:...ok ok ok.....*lets go*
Val:..che..shoulda jsut hit the damned freak of nature.
Zel: ..Im starting to think she cuases more destruction then she starts...
Xel: yourlate for your meeting dear.
Zel: AHH.......... *zooms out door*
Cala nd Xel:...5....4....3..2..1...
Zle: *zoms back in* GAH.. *gets changed into normal clothes* *Zooms out*
Xle and Val: .....3...2...1..
Zle: *zooms abck in* AND DONT CALL ME DEAR...*Zooms out*
Lina: * at school* YAY..ALL YOU CAN EAT FISH TODAY!!!!
Amelia:.......uh oh..
Goury:....hey..that greasse didnt help much.its only getting worse.......
Some guy: *Beating someguy 2 up*
Some Guy 2: ow.
AMliea: *runas over* STOP THIS CRIMINAL ACT..YOU WHO BULLY THOSE FOR SAKE OF ENERTAINMENT..HEAVEN ITSELF HPLDS NO MERCY FOR YOU!!!!!1
Guy 1: * lets guy 2 go and punches Amlreia in Jaw*
Amleia: Shoo Shoo Shuse Shilnce Sho Sheshel Sings Ral Ronnley She Surreshed Shater!!!!!!!
Lina: *at lunch* HEY..THERE OUT OF FISH...
Cook:...........sory..
Lina: I'LL SUE..ITR SAYS ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!!!!!
COook: YOU EAT TO MUVCH
Lina: I'LL SUEEE....
Zelgadis: at meeting.......yes.......no.......no..no...y - WAHT KIND OF QESTION SI THAT....?
Employer:...ok ko..you jsut looked like a Boxers man............
Zel:.grrr........(gotta take a crap...)
Employer:.anyways.Im sorry....we dont prefer having rocks working for us..
Zel: *.....stesp out of building and procceeds to burn it*...now to take that crap.....
Xel: *tieing Val to chair* just leaveit all to Mommanow....
Vla: LEMME GO YUO NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Xel:..oh I will...later..*approuches closer*
Val: LINA, ZIT BOY, AMELIA.....ZEL...EVEN FILIA...HEEEEEEEEEEELP
Filia: *walks in* MAXWE - I mean...ZELGAIDS.......
Val: *gagged by Xellos*
Xellos: *ont0oop of Val..look to Filia*....oro....
Filia:................*queitly walks out and shuts door.....*...........................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelgadis: *after 2 hous of awiating in line doing the pee dance* *phone rings* damn..*puls out phone..what...?
Filia: YOUR BUTTLER IS BEING RAPED BY THE NANNY..... I called the cops.
Zel:..WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! DAMN....... *runs home* (STILL gotta take that crap.....)
Lina: *at court*
School Lawyer:so what did your sister and you do when you found out they were out of fish..?
Amelia:..*writes it down*....Nothing..
S.L: yuor under outh..
Amelia: *writes down*...we went fishing........
Lina:.a.nd dindt catch a thing.........
at the house..
elgaids: runs in: XELLLLOSSSSSSS...
Xel:......oh ih..lsiten..I've ogtta pick the kidsup....untie him for me... *phazeout*
ZelL: H...HEY...
Val: MNMMMMMMMMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zle: *oh yeah...*walks over to untie*
Cops: *runs in* FREEZE*
Zel: wha...?
Cops: YOU MOLESTER!!!!!! *Drags him to Jail
Zle:.b...b..but....
Val:...*oleft in house alone*.........*hopleless puppy wimper* mmphh..........
Lina: *in Juviee....* I CAN TBELIVE WE LOST....
Amelia: it ahppens Lina.
Lina: ALL YOU CAN EAT IT SAYS..ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!!!!!!!! I COULDA ATE 10 X THAT MUCH!!!!!!!!!
Gourry:... *looks in Mirror and says* But Lina, you cou,ld eat for days on enad and..AHH..LIAN THAT PIZZA IN THE MIRROR IS TAKLNIG TO ME!!
Lina: PIZZA WHERE!?!?!?1 *looks to Goury* oh..its jsut yuo Gouirry*
Gou:*high girly scream*
Amelia: ShmooreShmoury.......
Lina: *shoves her in a kenyn costume*
Me: Walks on stage and pulls Kenny costume off...no..Im working on a S/P Slayers crosseover already so dont use my gafs..
Lina:.....*makes faces*
*trout flals on head*...WHA..? OHHH *eats trout*
Zel: in Jail..NOW TO TAKE THAT CRAP...............*no toilet*............................. ............................................................................................... .................... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Xel: *phazes in next to Gourry* OH..they're serving Pizza at your school today..?
Gourry:...ITS ME, DONT EAT ME!!!
Xel:.......ewww.....Im sorry..but the only person I want to 'eAT' Would be Zelly, Belly Gwaywers.....
Lina:..stop making fun of the last name already..
Lina..its nmot hard to say..
Amelia: ShmrYers@
Xellos: Sh...mr....yers..?
Lina..-_- Im going home... *walks off stage and walks backa cross with cup of coffe and 'The Nanny' hat on
Amelia: Shmree Smroo...*walks off stage and walsk abcka cross in normal kahki clothes reading a book..
Gourry:..Im gonna get some more grease for my face.... *wlas of...walks backa cross stagfe with head in grease bucket
Xel:..AND IIIIM gonna go look at the new Ani-Mart White sale! *giglges andphazes out*
Meanwhile..
Zel: I JUST WANNA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT...................
Val: *stillt ied up and gagged, queit hihgpitched wimper*.....mmph...