Slayers Park


Cast

Stan - Valgarv

Kyle - Xellos

Cartman - Gourry..
Guorry:...why am I him again..? "Because I coulondt think of anyone else to be him.....and you dindt ahve a part..."

Kenny - Who else..? Zelgadis! ...
Zel:.....uhg..dont I die enough IN RPG's....."apparently not"


Xel:...oh No...my little brother is trying to follow me to school!

Val: GOD DAMN YOU YOU FUCKING ASS WHOLE...JSUT READ THE GOD DAMNED CURSES AND PLAY THE FREAKIN' PART!

Zel: Smemph Smwen Smar Smoo Smoo Shmenshroo Shreshrashric shroo Shmray Sha SHmrart...?

Gourry:.....Valgarvs always ready to play a par--oh wiat..Vals always God Damned ready to play a God damned part,.......right..?

Xel:...hmm..ussualy....the swritter has to tie him up and threaten to toss ihm in a closet with me......and then he agree's after some cursing......Damn it..?

Val: SHIT ON YA'LL!!! THIS TIME ITS S FUCKIN' PART I CAN FUCKIN' PLAY DAMN IT ALL!!

Zel: Smoo SMursh Smords shmand Smerring Shmar smore Smeshalty...

Val: YEAH!! CURSE WORDS AND CURSES ARE my fuckin' Specialtm - HEY!!!! *Grabs Zkle by the next he wuold ahve if he wasnt all bundeled up*

Xel: OH MY GOODNESS, HE'S GOING TO KILL ZELGADIS!

Gourry: YOU....hrey..isnt it to early in the story for this to....happen................................oh yeah...Damn it.

Tommy: I GO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!

Val:.grr...TIEM TO PLAY TOAST THE BABY!

Tommy: no toast baby...

Xel:....isnt it MY job..

Val: TOAST THE BABBY!!!!!! *fire balls Tommy*

Xel:..oi oi..Vals more then into the part today...

Zel: *nod nod*

Guory:...uh huh...

Bus:a rrives*

Val: DAMMIT IM NOT GETTING ON THE FUCKING BUSS, SHIT ON SCHOOL!!!!!

Xel: *hops up stiars to bus* OFF TO THE HALLS OF LEARNING!

Zel:....Shmmsh mmph mmramramphr mrarmph mmphe.....

Xel:...I am not out of charechter....Its jsut.....such CRUDE words, and influences they want me to put apon the future.....the CHILDREN..

Gourry: *walks onto bus*...huh..?

Val: DAMMIT YOU GUYS YA'LL GOT NO DAMNED GUTS!!!!*hops on bus*

Driver: DO NOT GT OFF THIS BUUUUS..IF YOU DO A BIG SCARY MOSNTER WILL EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Val: DAMMIT JSUT DRIVE!!!!!!

Drier: *tosses Val out window and runs him over*

Xel: OH GOODNES...THEY KILLED VALGARV!!!

Zel:....mmm........mmph..? ..?...? -_-***

Gourry:..hey....sint Kenny supposed to die....

Zel:..mmmph phmm...mmph......

Xel:..your right..no point ion going on in the story...Val was the only one enjoying it.....DRIVER STOP THE BUS..WE WANT OFF...

DriveR: A BIG SCAAAAARY MSONTER WILL EAT YOU!!!

Xle *jumps out emergency exit*

Gourry: *gets tossed off by Zel, who lands on top of him*

Zel: *climbs off and wlaks over to Val*

Val: Just ifne, stadning in street screaming*

Zel:....mmp....MUUUde!!!

Val: DONT CHIILL DUDE ME!!!! *Fire ball*

Zel: *getting toasted*

Gourry:...ACK!!! *Runs over with box of cheesey poofs and dumps on Zel*

Xel: ..NO...THOSE ARE HIGHLY FLAMABLE!

Gourry:...i dindt have any oil to put it out......

Val:....DAMMIT...

Zle: *deis*

Val: OH MY GOD....WE KILLED KENNY!

Xel: WE'RE BASTARDS!!!!

Gourry:..but Xle didnt do ntihng to kill him..

Xle:..oh yes....YOU'RE BASTARDS!!!! *hugs* But I LOVE ya;'ll anyways..^_^

Val: GET OFFA ME YA SHIT-ASSED PRICK!!!

Xel:..hmm..the author forgot a plot...and Kenny's dead...

Gourry;..I say we go get sometihng ot eat.....

*both walk off*

Val:..HEY THE SHOWS JSUT EGUN..GET ABCK HERE DAMIT!!!! WE AHVENT EVEN STARTED!!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, WE'LL BE BACK DAMMIT..WITH A LNOGER, EPISODE..WHERE I GET MORE FUCKING LINES!!!!!!!!!


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