For those of you who liked the Hanson fic, we have another, for you anti-Titanic fans. ((Hi Ruaki, we all know you're anti-Ttianic))
((Editor: ^^*** <---not romantic person.... uhhhh... MOST of the time... get me going on shounen ai though... and I'll screech for hours... ))
Lina: *snaps and all her bags stop flaoting in the air and drop on the ground beside her* There... now they'll think I carried all this... and I'll get a spiffy room. ^_^'s *rings doorbell*
Amelia: *opens door* Ah, Miss Lina!
Xellos: *stops putting bows on Val's horn and looks up* Hmmm? AHH, MISS LINA!
Val: YA GOD-DAMNED MAZOKU...
Xellos: Quiet! We have a guest. *walks to Lina* How was your trip?
Lina: Oh, I just lugged a li'l bit of luggage...
Zelgadis: *looks up from Samurai Showdown 4* A little?? *looks at luggage*
Lina: ^_^'s... Where's my room, guys?
Xellos: Ahh... 50 flights up, 40 flights to the left...
Lina: Well, guys... you can carry this up!
Zelgadis: ... yeah... sure in a minute...
Xellos: ... busy.. . *putting bows on Valgarv*
Valgarv: CUT IT OUT *(%^&$^%#$@$#@%$^%$#!!
Lina: Well, Amelia? Don't just stand there!
Amelia: *sighs* Yes, Miss Lina... *carries bags up*
Lina: *shoves Zel aside* MY TURN.
Zelgadis: Hey!!
Lina: *pops in the game Saga Frontier... plays*
Xellos: ... hmm... AH VALGARV... LOVELY!!
Valgarv: *has the SM pigtails with bows everywhere* YOU ^&%$^$&%#$$# MAZOKU!!! *rips them out and puts his headband back on... attacks Xel*
Xel: *phazesoutphazesin by Zel* Why aren't you palying your game?
Lina: ... YAY!!!... hmm? NO NO NO!!!... I lost...
Zelgadis: Ok... my turn...
*Suddenly... the room filled with music... the Titanic song*
((Editor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *turns to run *SMACK* into a wall*))
Group: NOO!!!!
Lina: What's going on?!?!
Zelgadis: Just another attack of hell in the house...
((Editor: ^_^'s More like Zel-chan had too much free time...))
Xellos: Hanson last week was enough... Zel go destroy Titanic...
Zelgadis: How can I do that? It's rotting at the bottom of an ocean.
Xellos: Just go destroy Leonardo DiCaprio!!
Zelgadis: BUT I ALREADY WENT OUT ON A JOURNEY TO DESTROY HELL-SENT MESSANGERS!!
Valgarv: JUST DO IT, DAMN ROCK!!
((Editor: An over-used phrase... YES THAT WAS A HENTAI COMMENT! ^^*))
Zel: Fine fine. *storms out*
Lina: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! *follows Zel*
Amelia: I must go as well. FOR JUSTICE!!
Xellos: ^_^'s Just you and me, Valgarv... and this music is soo appropriate... *^_^'s darkly*
Valgarv: Don't get no crazy ideas...
Xellos: Too late!
Valgarv: ... I'm going with them...
Xellos: *sits on couch... pulls out headphones... listens to BBB! ... suddenly he hears Titanic music* ... O_O ... I'M COMING TOO! MATTE KUDASAI!!! *zooms out*
Meanwhile....
Leo: *admires himself in the mirror* Leo, you dog... all the ladies want ya... *knock on trailer door* ... more ladies?
((Editor: Isn't Leo-boy bisexual?? *adds in "and the dudes" after the "all ladies" in the above line...))
Amelia: LET US IN..IT IS FOR JUSTICE THAT WE DO THIS!
Leo: Oh my, fiesty little fans, aren't you? Come in.
Zelgadis: *busts in through the door*
Lina: There is a door KNOB you know, Zel...
Zel: ... *sends Fire ball at Leo*
Leo: GIRLS!! *fangirls dive in way and burn*
Am: *gasp* PLAYING WITH INNOCENT GIRLS' HEARTS THAT WAY...
Leo: You're cute.
Amelia: ... r-really? *flops to him* I love you!
Valgarv: ... well guess we can kill her now...
Xellos: Oi, Amelia-san, I didn't know you were so easy.
Lina: I WOULDN'T EVER FALL FOR SUCH TRICKERY...
Leo: My ... you're quite lovely too.
Lina: ... r-r-really? *flops to him* I'm in LOVE...
Xellos: My dear Lina-san... *sends a powerful blast at him... girls jump in way*
Zelgadis: Huddle. *drags Xel and Val in corner... whispers*
Xel: OHH FUN!
Val: YOU'RE A NUT BAG!!!
Zel: You wanna lose to Leo... ?
Val: ... fine...
Xel and Val: *flop to him* WE LOVE YOU!!
Leo: No... DON'T LET THE PRESS SEE US!! They're already onto the fact that I'm bi... Let's not drop any clues now...
Zelgadis: While you're distracted... *Rah Tilts*
Leo: AHHH... NOOOO!!!!!
Xel and Val: *look to Zel* ... h-hey!!!
Val: YA GOD-DAMNED BLOODY FRICKIN' ROCK!! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
Zel: It was a fringe benefit...
((Editor: ... RA TILT *MY* VALGARV?!?!?!? I'll FRINGE BENEFIT YOU!! *forces Zel into the Mazoku Chamber, where he is forced to watch Care Bear and Barney eps for twelve straight hours.))
Lina: ... You toasted me... YOU ....
Group: *sends attacks at Zel*
Zel: *runs like wind*
and so ... Hell has been stopped... for now... dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun!!!
((Editor: Meanwhile, since Leo-boy has been demolished, all flock to the worship of Hikaru Midorikawa-sama!! ^_~'s))
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