SINK! Slayers vs. Leo-boy!


Author's Notes:

For those of you who liked the Hanson fic, we have another, for you anti-Titanic fans. ((Hi Ruaki, we all know you're anti-Ttianic))

((Editor: ^^*** <---not romantic person.... uhhhh... MOST of the time... get me going on shounen ai though... and I'll screech for hours... ))


Lina: *snaps and all her bags stop flaoting in the air and drop on the ground beside her* There... now they'll think I carried all this... and I'll get a spiffy room. ^_^'s *rings doorbell*

Amelia: *opens door* Ah, Miss Lina!

Xellos: *stops putting bows on Val's horn and looks up* Hmmm? AHH, MISS LINA!

Val: YA GOD-DAMNED MAZOKU...

Xellos: Quiet! We have a guest. *walks to Lina* How was your trip?

Lina: Oh, I just lugged a li'l bit of luggage...

Zelgadis: *looks up from Samurai Showdown 4* A little?? *looks at luggage*

Lina: ^_^'s... Where's my room, guys?

Xellos: Ahh... 50 flights up, 40 flights to the left...

Lina: Well, guys... you can carry this up!

Zelgadis: ... yeah... sure in a minute...

Xellos: ... busy.. . *putting bows on Valgarv*

Valgarv: CUT IT OUT *(%^&$^%#$@$#@%$^%$#!!

Lina: Well, Amelia? Don't just stand there!

Amelia: *sighs* Yes, Miss Lina... *carries bags up*

Lina: *shoves Zel aside* MY TURN.

Zelgadis: Hey!!

Lina: *pops in the game Saga Frontier... plays*

Xellos: ... hmm... AH VALGARV... LOVELY!!

Valgarv: *has the SM pigtails with bows everywhere* YOU ^&%$^$&%#$$# MAZOKU!!! *rips them out and puts his headband back on... attacks Xel*

Xel: *phazesoutphazesin by Zel* Why aren't you palying your game?

Lina: ... YAY!!!... hmm? NO NO NO!!!... I lost...

Zelgadis: Ok... my turn...

*Suddenly... the room filled with music... the Titanic song*

((Editor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *turns to run *SMACK* into a wall*))

Group: NOO!!!!

Lina: What's going on?!?!

Zelgadis: Just another attack of hell in the house...

((Editor: ^_^'s More like Zel-chan had too much free time...))

Xellos: Hanson last week was enough... Zel go destroy Titanic...

Zelgadis: How can I do that? It's rotting at the bottom of an ocean.

Xellos: Just go destroy Leonardo DiCaprio!!

Zelgadis: BUT I ALREADY WENT OUT ON A JOURNEY TO DESTROY HELL-SENT MESSANGERS!!

Valgarv: JUST DO IT, DAMN ROCK!!

((Editor: An over-used phrase... YES THAT WAS A HENTAI COMMENT! ^^*))

Zel: Fine fine. *storms out*

Lina: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! *follows Zel*

Amelia: I must go as well. FOR JUSTICE!!

Xellos: ^_^'s Just you and me, Valgarv... and this music is soo appropriate... *^_^'s darkly*

Valgarv: Don't get no crazy ideas...

Xellos: Too late!

Valgarv: ... I'm going with them...

Xellos: *sits on couch... pulls out headphones... listens to BBB! ... suddenly he hears Titanic music* ... O_O ... I'M COMING TOO! MATTE KUDASAI!!! *zooms out*

Meanwhile....

Leo: *admires himself in the mirror* Leo, you dog... all the ladies want ya... *knock on trailer door* ... more ladies?

((Editor: Isn't Leo-boy bisexual?? *adds in "and the dudes" after the "all ladies" in the above line...))

Amelia: LET US IN..IT IS FOR JUSTICE THAT WE DO THIS!

Leo: Oh my, fiesty little fans, aren't you? Come in.

Zelgadis: *busts in through the door*

Lina: There is a door KNOB you know, Zel...

Zel: ... *sends Fire ball at Leo*

Leo: GIRLS!! *fangirls dive in way and burn*

Am: *gasp* PLAYING WITH INNOCENT GIRLS' HEARTS THAT WAY...

Leo: You're cute.

Amelia: ... r-really? *flops to him* I love you!

Valgarv: ... well guess we can kill her now...

Xellos: Oi, Amelia-san, I didn't know you were so easy.

Lina: I WOULDN'T EVER FALL FOR SUCH TRICKERY...

Leo: My ... you're quite lovely too.

Lina: ... r-r-really? *flops to him* I'm in LOVE...

Xellos: My dear Lina-san... *sends a powerful blast at him... girls jump in way*

Zelgadis: Huddle. *drags Xel and Val in corner... whispers*

Xel: OHH FUN!

Val: YOU'RE A NUT BAG!!!

Zel: You wanna lose to Leo... ?

Val: ... fine...

Xel and Val: *flop to him* WE LOVE YOU!!

Leo: No... DON'T LET THE PRESS SEE US!! They're already onto the fact that I'm bi... Let's not drop any clues now...

Zelgadis: While you're distracted... *Rah Tilts*

Leo: AHHH... NOOOO!!!!!

Xel and Val: *look to Zel* ... h-hey!!!

Val: YA GOD-DAMNED BLOODY FRICKIN' ROCK!! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!

Zel: It was a fringe benefit...

((Editor: ... RA TILT *MY* VALGARV?!?!?!? I'll FRINGE BENEFIT YOU!! *forces Zel into the Mazoku Chamber, where he is forced to watch Care Bear and Barney eps for twelve straight hours.))

Lina: ... You toasted me... YOU ....

Group: *sends attacks at Zel*

Zel: *runs like wind*

and so ... Hell has been stopped... for now... dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun!!!

((Editor: Meanwhile, since Leo-boy has been demolished, all flock to the worship of Hikaru Midorikawa-sama!! ^_~'s))


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