Martina: Hi, Im Martina Mack, I was just an average green haired girl until this accident changed my life!! you see..I couldn't hold Q-cards straight anymore because I was staring at cute guys on screeen, and so, when I was walking home, the big chief, AKA the writer of the story tried to make a big truck try to run me over!
The Truck was on its delivery route to deliver a top secret formula the big Cheaf, AKA Writer made, and the driver was a total loser!!!
The Truck driver sjut CRASHED into a fire hidrent, anywyas, I was drenched int his weird chemical.Magic Fluid 69......My Cutie Hourry thinks its cool....my sister Amelia thinks Im a jsutice wepon....my cutie Zel thinks I shuold stop teing him to a chair....and Xellos jsut smiles..and well...I gues sIm not so average anymore!!!!!!
Amelia: *shaking Martina*...Martina.....Martina.......come on!! you'll miss your first day at school!!!! you have to stpo those bullies from beating up people fro there lunch money today..While I give a peacet alk at my school!!!!!
Martina: -_-***......waaah....go away..*rolls oveer in bed*..
Amelia: But...But you msut get up!! for the sake of justice!!!!!!!!! Without you to stand up for justice, crossing gaurds may lounge around, People may cheat off of eachothers homeworkd...Kids may steal Extra lunch milk..kids may have there lunch money stolen...so you msut tgo!!!! just for that....JUST FOR THAT!!
Martina:.......((hay.....MABEY I CAN MEET SOME NEW CUTIES!!!!!! ^.^ )) *hops out of bed* IM ON MY WAY!!!!!!!! *Zooms out bedroom to bathroom, to pull curlers out of hair, brush it a bit, and do the ussual crimping*...ah....^_~ What guy could resist???? *puts on School Uniform--skirt a size to small*
Ameliia: ^_^ YAY MARTINA!!! *Already in school unform--rigth size* Breakfast is downstairs...and mommy packed your lunch!!! IM OFF TO KINDER-LAW SCHOOL- GARDEN!!!
Martina: *later, dosnstairs, eater eating a poptart, picks up LA Blue Girl Lunch Box*
((Author: *mad crazy insane laugh*))
...L.....LA BLUE GIRL?!?!?! -_-*** I CNT BE SEEN WITH THIS....ITS A...A KIDS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8Sighs*
Gourry:...Oi! Martinaaa!!! Ohayo!
Martina:..*gaps* GOURRY!!! *_* Why...whatever oculd you want...((wowwww!!!! dreams DO come true...............)) *starry eyed*
Gourry:......could you walk me to school..? I dont know where it is!! and I have to find Lina there!!!!
Martina:.....*sighs*...^_^ SURE I'LL WAKL YOU TO SCHOOL!!! ((Then you can FORGET about Lina!!!))
*Laterr in the cafeteria before class*
Martina:..waah!!! I cant belive Gourry ditched me fr that stupid
Lina..*sniffles*...Life's jsut so unfair.....
Shilphiel:"walks over in a dress THREE Sizes to small* Why....Is that an LA Blue Girl Lunch box?!?!?! THAT IS SUCH A KIDDY SHOW...why..my little brother watches that!!!!!!!!! *scoffs* I cant belive you.....
Martina:....*blinx*....*looks up*....Author-san.....uhm......Shilhpiel is........Did you think about your casting at all.....???...*trout falls on head*...........
Valgarv: *jsut sits back enjoying the scene* heh....god damned fucki'n glrs...I swear they'd fight over how much shit is up the others ass.....damn it all.*squirms* I hate these fuckin school outfits...
Martina: *sighs and gets up and walks off sulking--until she see's
Valgarv*.........wow.........8twirls in circles*...I cant belive it..look att hat hottie....the hair...those eyes.those distinguising facial marks.....so calm..collected...cool......ahhh.......*waltzes over to him*..Hello there...may I ask what your name is...?
Valgarv:..hmm..? *blinx* the hell do you want?
Martina: *gasps* and he speaks to me...oh be still my heart..*faints backwards torwards him,Valgarv is sitting with his andsresting on his knee's..he's in a perfect possition to catch her(
Valgarv: ......*calmly scoots away letting her hit her head*...Damned fuckin flirtatios bitch..keept he hell away from me.
Martina:........X_x...*Gets carreid to nurses office by some people*
Shilphiel: *in neurses outfit*..Oh My...Are you alright Martina-san...? mabey I should try a strnoger healing spell....
Martina:..*blinx awake*..hey...arnet you..?.....*sighs*......the authors hopeless...
Shilphiel: *holds up umbrella--tons of fish fall*...Oh Dear.......Martina- san....you took quite a blow..I suggest you go home now..
Martina:.......yes mam..-_-** atleast this role suits her........*gets up, pulling a fish from her head walking home muttering "How dare the auther" under breathe*
Truck Driver: ^_^ I get apid money jsut to ru over some girl with a ttruck....*see's Martina in street and swirvs to hti her--but hits fire hidrent, truck falls on side, drenching a green chemical everywhere*
Martina:..*gasps* EWW!! WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!? AHHH I MUST GO TAKE A SHOWER!!! 8Runs*
Truck driveR:.oh no...the chemical....Magical Fluid 69!!!!!!!!!!! *looks ot girl* CHOTO MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Martina: *rusn in door screaming shower* I msut take a shwoer..WUICKLY!!!--*Notices hat when she runs up the stairs, ligths flicker ona nd off, and lamp falls over*...AHH..wahts going on?!!?!?
Amelia:....ONEE-SAN!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME FROM SCHOOL!?!?! CUTTING SHCOOLIS AGAISNT JSUTICE!!!!!!! TAKE THIS......JUSTICE KCIK!! *jump kicsk at Martina*
Martina: AHH... O_o..*holds out ahdn in defense--Amelia is shcoked sensless* =D.... COOOOL!!!!.8notices chemical and runs up tais*..SHOWER!!!!
Amelia:...O_o........X_X.........Sister amartina...how...could you.....