Untitled Xel/Zel Songfic 2


Notes:

Italics are song lyrics.

Gag Notes:

Xel's poker game - This is an actual event in the RPG... Zel ran across Xel again while he was trying to raise some money by playing poker with a bunch of thugs... Zel watched from a tree while Xel got dogpiled for cheating... ^^***

Val falling from the sky - ^_^'s This is how I drag Val into the RPG... Xel phazesout and Ruaki boots Val from the Temple to the RPG... he usually falls out of the sky and on Zelgadis....

The fangirls and two fanboys - ^_^'s Our most popular gag!! If ya hear an earthquake, ya better run... it's not a demon... it's not another end-of-the-world... it's the fan parade!! Yep, due to Zel's popularity, he is constantly hounded by millions of fangirls (and two fanboys)... ^_^*** Amelia and Xel spent an entire RPG selling off Zelgadis merchandise! (Ya shoulda seen the REAL statue of Zel nude!! giggles insanely)

All the other gaggies are self-explanatory... ^_~'s

Author's Notes:

SPECIAL THANX TO THE EDITOR FOR A GREAT JOB OF EDITING ^_^

((Editor: Awww... shucks... #^_^# Do I get a Val plushie as a reward??))


Xellos's face is seen behind some cards and the camera changes view. He's playing poker with some bandits, apparently laughing and saying things that appears to be ticking them off.

Now the tears of pain are gone
though once they flowed free.

Camera moves up to Zel sitting in a tree watching with a face fault.

Fear-imprisoned hearts and trapped destiny.

The bandits Xel's gambling with get ticked and dog-pile on Xel. Zel jumps down and Xel looks up from the bottom of the pile. He says something and smiles. Zel kicks him in the face and proceeds to walk off.

Yet the hopeful prayed on

Xellos phazesin infront of Zel and says something, wagging his finger. Zel proceeds to ignore and walk past. Valgarv suddenly comes falling from the sky and lands on Xel. The Ryuzoku looks around and up at Zel, saying something. Zel points down to Xel, who smiles up... and gets punched in the face by Val. Xel simply smiles and phazesoutphazesin...

And hope came to be...
Where are the dreams once shared between us?

Zelgadis mumbles and walks off... well, he tries to... actually, Xel grabs him by the cape and pulls him down. Xel kneels down and looks at him, smiling and saying something. Zel smirks and says sometrhing. Val snickers and Xel stands up doing a fake pouty act.

What happened to that innocent place?

Xellos runs to Zel, who just got up, and hugs saying something... still doing the pouty act. Val smirks, Zel says something, Xel replies... Zel face faults and punches him off and continues to walk.

Can we get it back?

Xel gets up and watches Zel angrily stomp off... he pulls out a white rag and waves, making "bye bye" motions. Valgarv toasts Xel, who in turn hugs Valgarv.... who punches... Xel phazesoutphazesin by Zel, who turns to him angrly and yells. Xel looks somewhat taken aback.

Or has it passed?

Zel says something else and turns his back to Xel. Xel looks semi-upset and floats over to Zel. Zel twitches, looking at Xel coldly, before saying something. Xel blinks and Zel sits down on stump... Xel sits on ground next to Zel and smiles, saying something. Zel mumbles in reply and Xel looks away.

If we get it back, can we start again?

Xel looks to Zel and says something, a serious look in his eyes.

Sentimental thoughts

Zel mumbles something that makes XEL LOOK KINDA SHOCKED.

Sentimental dreams

Quick sultry look from Xel to Zel. Zel doesn't notice it.

Cascade within me

Xel hugs Zel, without joking around much. Zel blinks, and then a SD Nall and Amelia run arcoss the screen. Amelia steps on Xel's head, Nall on Zel's, and they both do the macarena really fast before jumping off. Zel breaks out of Xel's grip and turns SD, bouncing around and yelling. Xellos blinks and picks up the SD Zel, poking him, smiling.

There is a destiny that's waiting just for me.

SD Zel bites Xel's finger. Xel waves finger trying to get him off. Zel slams into Xel's other hand, and bounces on his hand, yelling.

With a power I've only come to know

Xel SD's and bounces around, dragging SD Zel by the cape, choking him.

What does the future of our feeings truly hold?

SD Zel grabs Xel's staff and whacks him with it, making the priest sit down with an auto band-aid (C) on his head, crying.

Whether good

Zel un SD's and throws SD Xel in a ((convienently-placed)) lake.

Whether bad

Xel phazesout, dripping water on Zel from above. He looks down and smiles.

It's ahead

Zel sends a blast up at him... Xel comes down and smiles...

Take my hand

Zel grabs Xel by the hand... slams him into tree. Xel phazesout and shoves Zel in the lake.

And let's go

Xel looks up, and a huge purple '?' appears above his head. Zel gets up... a freaked-out look on his face... He grabs Xel by the arm and runs.

You can't resist......

Zel is dragging Xel along, running from the rabid fangirls, and 2 fanboys in the back.

fate!
Now the tears of pain are gone... though once they flowed free

Zel turns to the fans.... drops Xel... Xel pops up with a big band-aid (C) on his hair... Zel sends a fireball at the fan-parade... all die but the boys.

And the hardship is through

One boy kneels and grabs Zel's hand... a proposing action... Xel gets an eye twtich and toasts the boys. He hugs Zel, saying something while smilnig... Zel has a ^_^**** look.

Now there is no "why?" or "how"?

Valgarv jumps down SD'd and runs around the screen 3 times with Amelia and Nall on his back trying to put stuff on his horn.

Only "do....."

THe SD's run off-screen... Zel blinx and Xel smiles. Zel looks over to Xel, saying something... Xel wags finger and replies. Zel tries to say something... but Xel's not done babbling.

All thoughts of me and you

Xel holds up a hand and the Slayers Final RPG flag flaps in background. Zel has the usual -_-* look on face and sits down.... Xel gets more enthusiastic in his babbling.

And the yearning we share

The flag disappears and the backround turns into flames. Xel REALLY REALLY gets into his babbling... Zel becomes bored and walks off. Xel suddenly stops... blinks... says something, and then runs after Zel*

Can be destiny

Zel says something, Xel laughs insanely... Zel smacks Xel with a pan pulled from his cape. Xel blinks...

It's a heartbeat away

Zel digs in his cape, throwing various things out of it... a rubber ducky... a laptop, PSX, SNES, NES, Gamegear, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Marge Simpson... Homer Simpson, some doughnuts, 33 trout, a handy john, toilet paper, a Xel plushie... a bigger Xel plushie... a HUGE Xel plushie...

For the dreamers we are

Zel ^_^** laughs nervously. Xel smiles and nods... goes over to Zel ... puts an arm around him and holds the HUGE Xel plushie in the other.... Zel twitches and keeps up a ticked-off smile...

There's but only true love

Zel gets out of Xel's grip and suddenly twitches... runs and hugs a tree.

Where are the dreams once shared beetween us?

Zel runs ... hugs a rock... hugs another tree... huge another rock... hugs the handy john... he's angry at being forced around hugging things. Xel bursts out laughing, Zel screams while hugging things.

What happened to that innocent place?

Zel hugs Xel and both stop laughing and screaming, both blinking. Zel tries to get loose... Xel merely smiles and hugs Zel... Zel twtiches... angrily punches Xel.

Now the tears of pain are gone

Xellos holds hands over face... Zel looks back... and a huge cement '?' falls on his head and shatters there... Zel mumbles and walks over to Xel, a worried look......

And now the nightmare has passed...

Xellos pulls his hands away, smiling, looking normal, and hugs Zel... Zel gets up and kicks Xel HARD. Xel grabs him and drags him into a door that appears out of nowhere... the camera doesn't follow...

Now the time has come for love at long last

Lina, Gourry, Shilfiel, Amelia, Nall, and Rezo all come out, all do the macarena (yes Rezo fans... BASK IN THE GLORY!!!) and then sing....

Allllllllllllll thoughts of meeee and youuuuu Nall is VERY out of tune ME AND YOUUUUUUUU

all sing:

and the yeaaaarning we shaaaaaaaaare

Zel and Xel walks out of the door, and the door disappears... Xel's arm is around Zel... Zel has an angry look

Xel, Lina, Gourry, Amelia, Nall, and Rezo sing:

Can be destiny

Xel holds out "destiny" too long.

Fish drops on Zel's head with a note... Zel gets a O_o* look on his face and joins in singing:

Tis a hearbeat away .......

Whole group rocks back and forth... arms around each other.

For the dreamers we are... Nall HIGHLY out of tune WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE A-A-A-A-AAAAARRRRRRREEEE

Xel and Zel duet: Zel VERY angry at having to do a duet with Xel

There's but only true love.

Trout falls on all, Slayers Final Logo appears, and the Slayers Final Flag flaps in the backround.


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