The Sun rises brightly on the fluke warm day. Everything seems typical, until a certain group find themselves in a bit of a........oh how do you say.....Ahhh yes....Doozy.
Zelgadis: *Groan.* Where are we?
Lina: *Rubbing head.* I have no f -
Lina's foul language is interrupted by a flailing Gourry.
Gourry: Ahhhhhh!!!! *Land's on Lina.*
Lina: ACK! *Face fault.*
Zel: *Sweatdrop.*
Lina: Get off of me GOURRY! *Kick's Gourry off.*
Gourry: Ahhhh...! Ease up Lina!
Amelia: AHHHHH!!! *Land's on Zelgadis in an awkward position.*
Zel: *Blush.* Amelia would you kindly let go of that!
Amelia: Ummmm.......*Blush* Sorry Zelgadis.
"CUT, CUT!!!!" Cried out the director. "Where's Xellos!!?? He's supposed to be out here!
All: *Sweatdrop*
Lina: Who....are you?
Director: Huh.....oh I'm the director, Danielle, A.K.A. Elfy.
All: Oh.
Ameria: Um....Miss Elfy....ma'am...um...what are we doing here.
Elfy: *Rustling through paper's, not looking up* Hm.....oh I stole, I mean borrowed you from the Queen of swords for a few day's.
Rezo: *Mumble's* Oh my god, not another fanfic.
Elfy: Yup.
Gourry: I wonder if she had an affair with Xellos too.
Elfy: -_- .....I think not.
All: *Whew*
Elfy: It was Zel.....
All: ACK!
All except Zel: *Look's at Zel, arching eyebrow.*
Zel: *Blush* Hello Danielle.
Elfy: *Still going through paper's* Hello Zel.
Amelia: *Whack's Zel* Your just a little pimp, aren't you!?
Zel: -_-.....
Rezo: I can't believe this.
Lina: Who would've thunk it......
Gourry: Not me...
Lina: No Gourry....I said THINK....
Gourry: I KNOW THAT!
Lina: Okay,okay! Just making sure. ^_^
Gourry: -_-
Elfy: *Tosses down notebook* Where is the trickster!
Xellos: Right here, right here.....
Xelloss waves his hand calmly, sipping a sprite.
Elfy: Where have you been!? I have a script to write!
Xel: Sorry, Sorry..... I was busy.
Elfy: Doing....?
Xel: Now that's......
All: SHUT UP!
Xel: *Drop's sprite* Gee's what crawled up every bodies As-
Elfy: ANYWAY!........*Clap's hand's* Place's Place's!!!!
Rezo: What places.....?
Elfy: *Uuuugh* AMATURE'S!
Zel: *Mumble's* Sure didn't say that in bed....
All: *Sweatdrop*
Lina: Kinky....
Elfy: You have no Idea....
Gourry: I so did not want to know that.....
Elfy: Ok, break everyone!
Amelia: Break...from what!?
Lina: Just don't ask......*Sigh*
An hour later.....
Elfy: Alright, everyone packed!?
Rezo: I can't find my hair gel....
Zel: Too bad, cheese wedge hair.
Rezo: *Whack* Be silent, Rock boy.
Zel: <((_-))> Ow....
Rezo: Ow....
Lina: Where are we going any way?
Elfy: *Pull's out several Airline ticket's* We are heading out to the beautiful land of South Beach, Flordia.
Gourry: Is this some rip off of Gourrigan's Island or something.....
Elfy: ........
Amelia: Miss Elfy?
Elfy: Shut up and get in the car....*Whack* Gourrigan.....
Later in the Car....The gang is packed into a slightly beat up Pontiac Grand Am, Listning to the radio, which is playing Silver Chair. Elfy is Driving *Of course!* Rezo is in the passenger seat. Xellos is in the back behind rezo, and the other three are squished back there somewhere.
Xel: ^_^
Rezo: Stop!
Xel: ^_^
Rezo:.......Stop!
Xel: ^_^
Lina: Is that you touching my butt, Gourry!
Amelia: I think it's me.
Lina: What!?
Amelia: I can't move, There's too many people in here!
Zel: You would think us being so popular, could get a limo.
Elfy: Tough luck, blue boy.
Gourry: I can't feel my leg!
Lina: Oh, stop whining Gourry!
Ameria: Yah, at least no one's sitting on your hand!
Lina: Or someone touching your butt!
Gourry: O.o.....*Mumbles to Zel* That time of the month?
Zel: *Sigh* Not smart Gourry.....3...2....1
Lina&Amelia: *WHACK*
Gourry: AAHHH! Sorry! >.<
Elfy: Calm down back there!
Rezo: Stop!
Xel: ^_^
Rezo: Stop!
Xel: ^_^
Elfy: Are you guy's wearing your seatbelt's, I'm not paying for your well being....?
All: YES.....
Elfy: Besides I've only been driving for a few month's.....
All: *Click*, *Click*, *Click*, *Click*, *Click*
Rezo: *Smug grin* I had mine on.....
Elfy: *Pat's rezo's Head* Good boy....
Rezo: *Click*
Elfy: -_-....I'm not that bad.
Car: *Beep Beep!!!* SLOW DOWN, YA' DAMN HIPPY!
Elfy: *Shaking fist* Shuddup you @*#&*($*(# (!(!^^&%$@$%@#!!!!
All: *Cowering in seat's*
Xel: *Mumbles* Road rage....
Elfy: I heard that!
Xel: ^_^
Gourry: I have to pee....
All: UGH.....
After the potty break.....Everyone is in the car, relived,and with munchies! *Lina:....YAY!....* Now listning to, Fat boy slim.
Elfy: Check it out....*Singing and drumming on the stearing wheel.*
Rezo: now....*Singing and drumming on his leg.
Zel: Funk...*Singing and bobbing his head.*
Xel: soul....*Singing and drumming on the back of the seat in front of him*
Amelia: brother....*Singing and bobbing head*
Lina: *Stuffing a bag of Cheeto's in her mouth*
Gourry: *Cranes his neck up ward, as his mouth surrounds the lid of a Slurpie cup, begins tapping at the bottum of the Cup, Blue slushie spill's all over his face* Ooop's... (Dont'cha hate when that happens!!!! ^_^)
Elfy: Almost there ya guy's....
Rezo: Stop!
Xellos: ^_^
Rezo: Stop!
Xel: ^_^
Rezo: Stop!
Xel: ^_^
Rezo: That's it!
Xel: ^_^
Rezo: Agggh! Darkness beyond twighlight, Crimson beyond blood that flows I-
All: *Sweatdrop*
Elfy: *WHACK* THERE WILL BE NO DRAGON SLAVES IN THE CAR! IS THAT CLEAR!?
All: Crystal.
Xel: ^_^
Rezo: STOP KICKING MY SEAT!!!!
Elfy: HEY! DO YOU WANT ME TO TURN THIS CAR AROUND!?
Zel: Please...
Lina: Yah...please...*Munch*
Elfy: Wait, NO!!!
All: -_- *Sigh*
Elfy: *point's* There's the Airport......
Zel: *Roll's eye's* Oooooo.....
Elfy: that sure as hell wasn't your expresion when I got into bed with you.....
All but Elfy and Zel: O.o....
Zel: *BLUSH*
Amelia: This is getting WAY to kinky for me...
Lina: And here I thought Zel was a Virgin!
~*ATTENTION!!!!....THIS FANFIC HAD BEEN PAUSED FOR A SLIGHT MOMENT, THIS IS BECAUSE A HAVE AN UNUSUAL TEMPTING URGE TO SING THE VIRGIN SONG...*AHEM*....OOOOH I'M A VIRGIN HE'S A VIRGIN, WE'RE ALL VIRGINS ALL, AND WHEN WE GET TOGETHER, WE DO THE VIRGIN CALL! THAT'S NO NO NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NEVER NEVER! NO NO NO NO NO, HEY! *BOW'S* THANK U....AND NOW BACK TO THE STORY! ENJOY*~
Zel: *Thinking, "Thank god for that useless imformation annocement."*
Elfy: Here we are guy's!
The sun blazes down on the Tucson airport. Where the small party gathers their belonging's from the trunk and head on in.
Gourry: I can feel my leg's again!
Amelia: I can feel my finger's not under Lina's butt...-_-
Lina: *Whack*
Rezo: *Holding Xellos by the neck and beating him with his staff* ^_^
Xel: STOP!
Rezo: ^_^
Xel: STOP!
Rezo: ^_^
Xel: Stop!!!
Rezo: The table's have turned my friend!
All: -_-*sweatdrop*