The slayers and myself have arrived at the Tucson airport. After a long disturbing car trip. -_-...I don't want to think about it. Anyway....as our trip continues.....
Rezo: *Whack* ^_^
Xel: OW! STOP!
Rezo: *Whack* ^_^
Xel: OK I GET IT, I'M SORRY FOR KICKING YOUR SEAT!
Rezo: See....now was that so hard?
Xel: Yes....*Sniffle* Yes it was.... ;_;
Rezo: What a pus -
Elfy: ANYWAY! Everyone have their stuff...?
All: Yes.....
Rezo: I still can't find my hair gel!
Rezo's hair is no longer up in his usual cheese wedge looking hair. Instead it's down....falling somewhat like Xellos....(Rezo: Oh yay....)
Lina: it look's good Rezo.....Yah...that's it
Gourry: I dunno Lina, it kinda looks like....Xellos' hair....
Xel: No it dosn't......
Amelia: No comment.
Zel: Can we please go?
Elfy: They was almost how eager you were when we were in bed.
All: O.o....
Zel: *blush* ACK! Must everything I say lead to us in a sexual position!?
Elfy: Yes.....It's good for ratings.....
Zel: -_-
Rezo: Who knew my grandson would end up being such a horndog!
Zel: WE'RE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!
Lina: Like Grand father like son.....
Rezo: I am NOT a horndog.
Gourry: Wha?
Amelia: *Sweatdrop*
Elfy: Let's move peep's.
Suddenly a familiar voice trail's over the passenger's ear's. Sending shudder's up their spine's.
Guest: WA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
ALL: *Sweatdrop* -_-;;;
~* THIS IS FOR MY PAL NAGA!*~
Naga: How dare you! trying to leave behind the beautiful NAGA!?
Elfy: Naga...baby!....I've been trying to call!
Naga: Oh really?
Elfy: *Sweatdrop* Ummm...of course! You know I would never leave the bondage queen of darkness out of my fanfic!
Naga: Of course!
Elfy: ^_^;;
Naga: I came prepared! So I'll be traveling with!
All: *Hold's up mini American flag and waves it* Yay. -_-
With their new companion, The group travel through the airport coming to the metal detector.
Officer:Please place your bag to the left and place your object's such as key's...bracelet's....explosion devices.....Highly operative gun's In this bowl.
Gourry: *Steps through the metal detector*
*BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!!!!!*
Gourry: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Officer: AHHHHH! CALM DOWN!
Elfy: -_-;;;;
Officer: Excuse me sir, do you have any thing metal on you?
Gourry: Um...I don't think so....
Lina: *Pointing to Gourry's sword* Um...Gourry.....
Gourry: Oh, does this count?
Officer: *Sweatdrop* YES!
Elfy: One down......
Several minutes later after Lina,Amelia,Xellos,Gourry, pass.
Officer: JUST PUT IT DOWN FOR A SECOND!
Rezo: NO!!!
Officer: JUMP ON HIM!
Rezo: *Cuddling his metal staff* YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!
Elfy: REZO JUST LET HIM SEE IT FOR A SEC!
Rezo: NO IT'S MINE!
Elfy: ARRRRRGH! *Lift's suitcase over head and bashes Rezo until he's unconscious, Pick's up staff and passes to the officer* There ya go, tubby.
Officer: Thank's *Sweatdrop*
All: *Pick's up unconscious rezo and carry him through detector*
Officer: Now you ma'am.....
Naga: *Passes through*
*BEEP*
Naga: Ooop's *Hand's officer Hand cuff's*
Lina: Kinky....
~* I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF!*~
Naga: *Passes*
*BEEP*
Naga: Ooop's *Hand's officer whip's*
Lina: Very....
Naga: *Passes*
*BEEP*
Naga: Oop's *Hand's officer Bondage gag's*
Officer: *Sweatdrop*
Zel: I so do not want to know.....
Naga: *Finally passes*
Officer: Now you rocky......
Zel: *Passes*
*Beep*
Officer: *Pat's Zel down*
Zel: -_-
Elfy: Hey! remember when we used to play that Zel!
All: O.o....
Zel: O.O.... *Blush*
Officer: Do you have a piercing...or something....?
Amelia: Yah, like Zel would get a piercing....
Elfy: Well, Amelia.....
Zel: -_-''''
Officer: Below the belt?
Zel: *Nod*
All but Elfy: O.O!!!!
Naga: And I thought I was kinky!
Elfy: I knew about it.....
Zel: *Sigh*
Finally after that ordeal the Slayer's and myself reach our dock.
Elfy: Here we are guy's!
Airplane attendant: Ticket's please.
Elfy: Here ya are. *passes ticket's*
Attendant: Enjoy your flight.
Gourry: What's a plane?
Lina: Yah...?
Elfy: That *Point's to window*
Xel: I'M NOT GOING!
Elfy: Oh yes you are.
Naga: WA HA HA HA, How amusing!
Zel: I get window seat.
Rezo: *Unconcious*
Elfy: Let's go!
The group pack them selves in the plane. I'm sitting net to Zel, and Xel. Lina is next to Rezo and Amelia, and Gourry is next to Naga.
Lina: *Nudges Rezo* Hey blind boy....wake up...your drooling on my shoulder!
Rezo: *Snort* Mmm...I wanna ride the pony!
Amelia: *Lift's eyebrow* *Looks at camera* And they say I'm weird.....
Xel: When do we get peanut's?
Elfy: When the flight st -
Gourry: What PEANUT'S!?
Baby cries in seat behind Gourry, as he wakes the baby with his comment of peanut's.
Baby: WAHHHHHHHHHHH
Elfy: *Turn's around to see gourry to seat's behind* SHUT UP!
Naga: WA HA HA HA HA...Be silent child! *Stick's a giant panda sucker in the babies mouth*
Baby: ........
Lina: Who knew Naga was so good with kid's... O.o....
Amelia: ..Yah....
Attendant: Ladies and gentleman We will be taking off any moment.
Zel: Taking off? This thing moves?
Xel: What Zel, afraid of flying?
Zel: No...
Xel: Suuuure
Zel: Shut up.....
Elfy: Zel was alway's rough in bed to Xel, don't worry.....
Xel: Oooo kinky....
Zel: O.O
Rezo: *Drooling against lins'a shoulder still unconcious*
Zel: DANIELLE!
Elfy: Yes...that's what he would usually moan.....
Zel: *BLUSH* O.O
Gourry: This is getting good......
Elfy: I would have to say, He was ALWAY'S best at doing oral thing's....
Zel: *Faint*
Elfy: And that's what he did at the end....
Xel: What...faint?
Elfy: I guess it was just to much for him.....
Naga: Well made of stone the guy is always Har -
Amelia: LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THIS!
Naga: Prude....
Amelia: Skank....
Naga: Prissy....
Amelia: Wench...
Everyone turn's around hoping to see the princess and bondage queen box it out.
Elfy: Ok Ok, This isn't Springer....yet....
Suddenly the plane starts shaking as both Zel and Rezo come to, The slayers clutch the chairs as they start freaking.
Lina: WHAT'S GOING ON!?
Gourry: I'M SCARED! *Grab's on to naga's life perserver's*
Naga: WA HA HA HA HA!
Amelia: I wanna go home!!!
Rezo: *Drooling....* WHA..!?
Zel: Oh this is fun...-_-
Xel: I don't feel so good.
Elfy: calm down guy's it's just the plane taking off, any second we're gonna be flying through the air.
Xel: *Hic*
Elfy: Xel...?
Xel: I...*Hic* I'm...not gonna....
Zel: HA HA...now who's afraid of flying!? *Slap's Xel on the back*
Elfy: ZEL NO!
Xel: O.O *HIC....* BBBLLLAAAAAAHHHH.... *Barf's*
All: EW
Zel: .......This suck's....
Elfy: That reminds me....
Zel: Danielle....Don't.....
Elfy: *SMIRK*
Amelia: Well we finally found a mazoku's weakness.....
Rezo: Unfortunately.....We get the bad half of it.....
Lina: I'd say.
Gourry: Look...Xelloss had pizza for breakfast!
Naga: *Whack*
Lina&Amelia: EW!
Xel: uuhhh.h.....
Zel: HERE IT COME'S AGAIN!
Elfy: Here hand this to him!
Zel: *Hand's Xel a barfy bag with a smiley face on it*
Xel: *grab's bag* BBBBLLLLAAAAH!
All: Ew....
Elfy: *Sigh* I can't wait till dinner time......