Part 3: A Mazoku's Worst Fear ... Airplane Food


Several hour's into the sky....Everything and one.......has somewhat calmed down....

Lina: I'm hungry, I want some food!

Gourry: Me too, me too!

Naga: Would it kill someone to get me a martini....shaken...not stirred?

Amelia: *Mumble* Drunk.....

Naga: WA HA HA What was that?

Amelia: Oh nothing....^_^;;

Rezo: This has turned out to be great so far....*Sarcastic*

Xellos: O.o.....Ooo...*Hic*

Zel: To think Xellos, the mysterious priest, weak, from flying, where's the camera...This is truly a Kodak moment.

Rezo: *Smirk* Hey, Xellos....Are all your kind weak in the stomach...?

Xel: ....Now...*HIC* That's a....

Zel: ...well...

Xel: O.o.....BAAAARRRRRF!

All: EW!

A Stuartress walk's by with a cart.

Stuartress: Peanut's?

Zel: O.o.....Excuse me?!

Stuartress: Peanut's?

Zel: I beg your pardon!?

Stuartress: PEANUT'S?

Zel: O.o...;;;;

Elfy: PEANUT'S ZEL! PEANUT'S! *Hand's Zel a bag of peanut's*

Zel: Oh....

Rezo: Good grief.....

Zel: I thought she said.....Nevermind... -_-

Rezo: Just because you don' -

Zel: EXCUSE ME!?

Elfy: *Patting Zel's chest* Oooooh YES he does... ~_^

Zel: *BLUSH*

Gourry: Will it never end.....

Lina: Cha right.....look at the author! *Point's to Puter Screen*

Elfy: I'M NOT THAT BAD!

Xel: O.o.....ugh....

Naga: I like her style!

Amelia: You would.....

Bing! "Dinner is now being surved.....you have your choice of either...Chicken....or the seafood special..."

Lina&Gourry: WOO HOO!

Elfy: Woo hoo...? Are they in for a surprise or what....

Waitress: Hello ma'am...what would you like?

Elfy: I'll...just stick with the peanut's....

Zel: Yah me too.....

Xel: O.o....ugh...

Elfy: Um...nothing for him....

Waitress: You ma'am....?

Amelia: I'll have the Chicken....!

Rezo: *Look's at food* You can't be serious......Vodka.....please.....vodka

Lina: CHICKEN, TRIPLE PORTION'S!

Naga: Martini.....Shaken not stirred....

Gourry: SEAFOOD!

The waitress set's down's their food and leaves.

Lina: FOOD! *ahrmm*

Gourry: Look's at his food and realizes it's looking back* O.o....

Amelia: Miss Lina....please tell me this isn't our dinner....

Lina: *Munch Munch* IT'S GREAT!

All: O.o....wha?

Elfy: leave it to Lina.....

Zel: That's not sanitary at all....

Rezo: *Downing vodka*

Gourry: *Still looking down at the flounder on his plate.....Suddenly the flounder jump's from the plate and engulfs Gourry's head* MRRRRAAAAAFFFFFFFF!!!!!

Gourry clasps his hand's over the fish and tug's on it.

Elfy: O.o.....

Gourry: HELP ME!!!! *Run's around the plane aisle*

Amelia: How embarrassing.....

Lina: *Munch Munch munch ,munch*

Waitress: Sir please sit down...!

Gourry: WAAAAHHHH! *Running around flailing arm's, fish around his head*

Zel: *Arching eyebrow* Interesting....

Rezo: Noonsa offspring perhaps.....

Naga: Now that's gross....

Gourry: MFRRHHHHH!!! *Run's into Xellos*

Xellos: O.O ....BBBAAAAARRRFF!!!!

ALL: EW!

Gourry finally sits and pull's the Fish off, half of his hair is missing.

Gourry: MY HAIR!!!! *Smoothes out hair*

Rezo: Suck's for you, pretty boy... *Sip's vodka*

Fish jump's up and engulfs Rezo's head

Rezo: WWHHHRRHHAHH!!!

Elfy: Oh lordy.....

Zel: Hey Danielle....

Elfy: Yes, Zel?

*Backround* Amelia is on Rezo's shoulders trying to tug fish off of his head*

Zel: This fanfic doesn't have a plot, does it?

Elfy: What do you think...doll?

Zel: ...No....

Elfy: Give the blue boy a big cigar.....

Zel: Your such a bitch....

Elfy: Get over it, don't get your prissy panties all in a bunch.....

Zel: Skank...

Elfy: Freak...

Zel: Bitch...

Elfy: Mazoku loving queer...

Zel: .....

Elfy: ....

Zel: Are you as horny as me....?

Elfy: If not more....

Zel: Wanna go in the bath room and fool around.....?

Elfy: Sorry doll, I have a script to right, later....

Zel: Okay.....*Whip's out news paper....*

Xel: O.o......*Thinking*....and they say I'm twisted....

~*Backround*~ Amelia fly's backward bashing into Lina as the Fish fly's onto Naga*

Naga: FFFNNNENEMHUKYYUT!!!!


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