Finally we had arrived in the golden city of South Beach, Florida! We were shown to out hotel room's and this is where we lay or story now.
Lina: A MINI FRIDGE! OH SWEET GLORY!!! *Eye's glittery*
Gourry: *Drool*
Zel: It's not that amazing.....
Elfy: Come now Zel let them have their fun!
Zel: *Mumble*
Rezo:*Run's into bathroom* HAIR GEL!!!! *Glope*
Xel: No plane....^_^
Naga:*Bounce* WA HA HA HA HA.....Where's my bikini?!
Elfy: Yah, guy's let's head to the beach....
Zel: That bring's back memories....
Amelia: *sigh* of romantic walks on the beach MR. Zelgadis?
Elfy: I wouldn't say romantic...more....
Zel.: Kinky, I'd say kinky...
Elfy: yah!
Amelia: Xellos.....do you have any more of those smiley faced barfy bag's?
After all the slayers have gotten dressed and ready for the beach......Zel is sitting behind Elfy putting sun tan oil on her back (Yah right I'm an irish pansi ass cracker, I don't tan, I burn...-_-) Xellos and Gourry are scoping out chick's in tight bikinis.Lina is near at a vending machine...Amelia is admiring the lifegaurds..I mean....view...yah that's it...*roll's eye's* Rezo is wondering if Xelloss stuff's his speedo. While Naga is surrounded by a bunch of young men admiring her.....beauty....yah...um beauty.....
Zel: Must we wear these trampy Speedo's?
Elfy: Yyyup! My fanfic...my dream......Live with it...
Zel: Yes Ma'am....*Tug's at speedo*
Elfy: *SQUEAL, takes a picture* KODAK MOMENT!
Zel: O.O *Still about tug at speedo*
Elfy: *Sigh*
Zel: That wasn't necessary...
Elfy: *Sigh* Zel babe! Its for ratings!
Gourry: 34d.....
Xel: Naaahhhh 36D
Gourry:No way she's deffinently a 34D
Xel: I'VE SEEN MORE! 36Dd man....
Gourry: HOW DO YOU KNOW! 34D!
Xel: I'm MUCH OLDER! 36D
Amelia: Perves....
Lina: No kidding....
A little boy reaching for his Frisbee trip's and grab's Lina's chest.
Boy: OH GEEZ, MR I'M SORRY!
Amelia: Uuh oh....
All: -_-;;;;;
Lina: MR.!!!!????
Elfy: Ummm....Lina!
Lina: MR....!!!!!????
Rezo: *Clears throat I believe the young boy is referring to you as MR. because of the size of you breast's...Lina....
Lina: O.o...
Xel: Wwell DUH!
Lina: FIRE BALL!!!!!!!!!
*Rezo is fried*
Rezo: Ahhh....My skin has gone from pasty white to a healthy charcoal black!
Zel: He's out of it... o.o;
Elfy: Yah....
Naga: *in distance* WA HA HA HA NAGA IS NOT A LIFE PRESERVER BOY'S!!!!
All: O.o...
Xel: I'm too sexy for my speedo. Too sexy for my speedo..too sexy I-
Suddenly A shadow fall's over Xellos smirking face a unfamiliar squeal is heard.
Rezo: What was that?
Amelia: JUSTICE CALL'S!
Zel: *sigh*
Elfy: OH GOD!
Lina: What is it!?
Gourry: Is it a monster!?
Elfy: NO, worse! Much worse!!!
Suddenly the group is ran over by thousands of screaming girl's.
All: ...-_- ow
Zel: What was that!?
Xel: DID ANYONE GET THE LICENSE PLATE ON THE ASS OF REZO'S MOTHER THAT JUST SAT ON ME!?
Rezo: Talking about my momma?
Xel: ^_^
Rezo: Don't you be talking about my momma!
Xel:^_^
Rezo: I'll cap your ass!
Zel: What's up with this ghetto slang!?
All:O.O
Zel: o.O did I just say 'ghetto?'
Rezo: Your why Animals eat their YOUNG!
Xel: ^_^.....Hey no...that hurt...-_-...That....*swallow* really...hurt....
Xel: ;_;
Zel:*Snicker*
Elfy: *Whack* Be nice!
Suddenly sand is kicked into Xel's face.
Xel: HEY!
He look's up to see....*GASP* THE BACKSTREET BOY'S AND N'SYNC!!!! (((Audience: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE HORROR!!!!!!!)))))
Elfy: NO MAKE IT STOP!!!!
BSB: Your in our spot.....
Rezo: I don't see your name on it.....
NS: Uh...like this is where we soak up ray's....
Gourry: No offense...but....are you fruity...?
All: ^_^
BSB: *Poses* Look, we're the BACKSTREET boy's!
Zel: Ooh stuff it pretty boy......
NS: That hurts man....
Lina: Oh brother....
NS: Don't you know who we are...?
All: Not really....
BSB&NS: *Face~fault*
BSB: Well you know we sing like....BACK STREETS BACK ALRIGHT!
All: *Cringe*
NS: yah and we Sing .....I GO CRAZY!!!!!
All:-_-
Zel: You sure as hell are driving me crazy!
BSB: oh don't be so mean...*flick of the wrist*
Gourry: I'm telling you fruit....
Xel: we're not moving......
Amelia: YAH!
The Slayers start throwing everything they got at them....Fire ball's, dragon slaves, Etc....But their happy, cheerful music protects them!
Zel: Dammit man! we can't do it!
Rezo: We must find a way!
Zel: Dammit Rezo! I'm a chimera not a miracle worker....*Star treak voice...hee hee....*
Suddenly Naga pop's back over...
Naga: I HAVE RETURNED-Ooooooo*Blush*
BSB&NS: O.O
Naga: Well HELLO!
BSB&NS: I SAW HER FIRST! NO WAY!!! MINE!
Naga: WA HA HA HA COME BOY'S!
The boy's head off with Naga and everyone is happy until once again everyone is Ran over by a screaming frenzy of girl's as a tour bus rolls up,
Lina: *Groan* not again,....
Xel: CHECK IT OUT, 3 BLONDE CHICK'S!
Gourry: ALRIGHT! THEIR NOT WEARING TOPS!
Elfy: thats because.....well....
Zel: Shhh......*Smile*
Lina: *SMIRK*
Amelia: *Giggle*
Xel&Ggourry: WHAT!?
All: Oh nothing....
Gourry& Xel: C'MON! WE'RE GONNA GO FLIRT!
Gourry and Xelloss run off to the bus pulled up in the sand.
Elfy: You don't think we should have told 'em?
Lina: Naaaahahh
Zel *Getting out camera*
Rezo: This is gonna be great!
Amelia: *Giggle*
The crowed of girl's move away from the bus....on the bus spelled out loudly in yellow paint is H-A-N-S-O-N. *AM I GOOD OR WHAT!!!!??? BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!*
Elfy: Seducing little boy's.....what's next...*sigh*
Zel: Well it's just like you.....
Elfy: Go to hell....
Zel: You first....
Elfy: Ass...
Zel: Trix....
Elfy:..........
Zel:........
Elfy: Wanna head back to the hotel and mess around?
Zel: I'd be delighted....
Elfy: *gets up* go ahead...
Zel: Ladies first.....
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm I'm Kinky!
All: O.o.......
THE END!!!!!
Next: GUEST WRITER!!!!! *probably better than me!!!*