Eris: Long ago, there was a Famous Magician, who created the Dragon Slave.
Lina: Who?
Eris: I don't know his name.
Lina: If he was so famous you shou-
Eris: Shut up and lemme teach.
Lina: Don't tell me what to do!
Eris: I'm teaching you your magic, do I need to zap you?
Lina: I'm more powerful than you!
Eris: Wanna bet?? (Editor: OOOOO!! I loved that story!!! Tanin and Sturm are HILARIOUS!)
Lina: SURE! *gets up* Darkness beyond...
Gourry: *in a bunny costume and hops by with watch* I'm late for a big dinner!
Lina:..hm.m..FOOD? HEY...RABBIT!! WAIT UP! *chases*
Eris: *was too busy chanting to know the difference and sends a huge blast at nothing*
Gourry: *looks back* Uh-oh! Some crazy lady's following me! Gotta hide!
*Ditches into hole in ground*
Lina: YOU CAN'T HIDE..FIRE BALL...*runs into the big hole she made* WHAT'S THIS ABOUT FOOD?? *stops running and finds herself in a huge room, with a tiny door, and door guard.
Rezo: Hmm..I sense another life force.....none shall pass ME, REZO THE RED DOOR GUARD!!
Lina:..hey MISTER..did you see some freaky guy in a rabbit suit?
Rezo:....See him I did not, though I feel his ki..
Lina: GET TO THE point.
Rezo:..he's entered into Wonderland.
Lina: WELL, LEMME IN.
Rezo: You won't fit in the door! And you don'y have a royal invitation!
Lina: How do I shrink?
Rezo:..uhm...on that huge table..somewhere in the room..there are some cookies...eat the star shaped ones.
Lina: *grabs some cookies and chows down, and shrinks*
Rezo: But you did that for nothing, I can't let you in.
Lina: YOU'LL LET ME IN..THERE'S FOOD BEYOND THAT DOOR.
Rezo:...hmm...Mother always said never get in a hungry sorceress's way...but be warned once you enter Wonderland, strange things may ha--
Lina: THAT'S NICE, NOW PARDON ME, COMIN' THROUGH!! FIRE BALL.. *and she walked through the hole in the door, entering a water world, and she turned around because she couldn't breathe underwater...but the door was gone*
Dilgear: *pulls Lina out from the water* Come on, I have to bring you to Lord Noonsa!
Lina: Noonsa? Lord? Why?
Dilgear: Because he wishes to marry a young maiden.
Lina: MARRY?!!?!? *she punched him out of the water and levitationed herself out of the water*
*and so Lina kept walking, until she came to a flower garden*
Zolf: I AM THE QUEEN OF THE FLOWERS... ((why do I have to play the Queen of the Flowers....))
Rodimus: Oohh..look at that pretty flower. ((Why do I have to play the flower?))
Lina: I'M NOT NO FRIDGIN FLOWER!
Zolf: Hmm...a feisty one she is.
Lina: STOP TALKING ABOUT ME...though with someone as beautiful as I am, that isn't an easy task.
Zolf: ..hmm..below her head, she has two really small petals.
Lina: OK..SO I'M UNDERDEVELOPED..