Part 3


Valgarv: -_-*'s...can you PLEASE stop singing....

Lina: aahh..you said please..that's more like it!

Valgarv: ((Honestly, since when am I polite? Well, at least she shut up.))

Lina: So why are you out to kill this Mazy?

Valgarv: ...Mazy?...ah..the Mazoku?

Lina: Whatever the hell you call him!

Valgarv: The Mad Mazoku...((Mad Mazy..heh..gotta remember that..)) I have my reasons..

Lina: Well..as long as I get food!

*Naga and Gourry jump out*

Naga: Hello, lady..are you new here? You're very flat chested...

Lina: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!!? God, you're forward...

Gourry: Well..it's true.. I'm Tweedle Dumb.

Naga: I'm Tweedle Dee.

Lina: I think you're both idiots.

Naga: Demon Crystal!!

Lina: *jumps behind Val*

Val:..HEY...DON'T LOOK AT ME !! I'm not your damn defense wall! *grabs Tweedle Dumb for defense*

Gourry: .....owchies. *toasted*

Lina: WAY TO GO, VALGARV!!! WHOO HWOO!!!

Valgarv: *tosses Gourry at Naga*

Naga: I don't want it!

Gourry: *slumps down* ..I'm hungry...

Naga: ...aren't you always?

Gourry: What's that mean?

Naga: That you'll grow fat and hairy..while I..will always be the fairest in the land...

Lina: Whatever you say, goldfish droppings...Come on Val..we have food to get...

Gourry: Food?? I WANNA COME!!

Naga: ..wait ...we didn't ambush you for no reason.....

Valgarv: ..well that's good..but you're wasting my time..I have some business to attend to...

Gourry: But but..LET US EXPLAIN!!!

Naga: We pulled you out from your joy trip for a reason. *she babbles about needing help finding her lost battle bikini*

Valgarv: *ignores and plays with cherry toy*

Lina and Valgarv walk off while she goes on yapping and Gourry plucks blue birds and eats them.


At the Mad Mazoku's

Zelgadis: LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU FRUIT CAKE....

Xellos: Come heeere, Mr. HARE.. but Zel-chan, you looks so CUTE in that bunny suit...and it really shows your nice hip formation.. Did I mention you have child-bearing hips?

Zelgadis: SHUT UP!! *picks up chair and throws at him*

Xellos: *phazesoutphazesin*

((Editor: ^_^'s I'm sorry, I had to write the "phazeoutphazein" line like how I do in RPG...))

Zelgadis:... NOW GET ME OUTTAH THIS!!!

Xellos: ...ohh but it fits you....

Zelgadis: NOW..

Xellos: *wags finger* ..temper temper...

*A blast of energy comes and fries Xellos*

Zelgadis: ..che..so there is such thing as karma..

Xellos: *jumps up* THAT FELT GOOD!!!

Valgarv: DAMN IT...MAZOKU..TODAY YOU DIE...

Xellos: ^_^'s Ahh..great to see you too, Humpty Valgy!

((Editor: *hands involuntarily twitch to Xellos's neck*))

Valgarv: CUT THE SILLY NAMES...

Xellos: Humfy Vally...Valllllllery... Valentine's EGG.

((Editor: *calmly sits down and loads gun*))

Valgara: *sends another blast* ...DIE...

Xellos: *phazesoutphazesin* ^_^'s...ah ah ah..you're to good to me, darling you know that? *phazesin next to Valgarv and hugs*

((Editor: ^_^'s Sorry, had to do the "phazesoutphazesin" thing again...)) Valgarv: POW.....

Xellos: *flies into Zel* .....owchies..Zel you're as hard as a....oh wait..you are a..

Zelgadis: *shoves 5 crumpets in Xel's mouth..*

Xellos: shaa...shank shou!!!

Zelgadis: *kicks Xel hard* ...fruit cake....

Valgarv: NOW YOU DIE!! *sends blast at Xellos..*

Xellos: *grabs Zel and holds up in defense...*

Zel: *flambayed......walks to Valgarv....* -_-...Humpy Dump... what'd I ever do to you?

Valgarv: Stay out of this..this is a fight beetween me..and him... *sends blast at him*

Zel: *dodges* ....you..POW..

Valgarv: WHY YOU.....*BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST*

Zel: RAY WING....

Lina: *watches the two fight* .....uhm..I happen to be here too..

Xellos: *slides up to Lina* Ah..and who is this?

Lina:..Lina Inverse, sorceress..supreme!

Xellos: They fight like little boys don't they? Let's add some fun to it... *sends huge blast at the two*

Zelgadis:.....grr...

Valgarv:..grr..

Both: *turn to Xellos..*

Valgarv:..all is forgiven, rock..I came here for him...not you..

Zelgadis: Quite alright..he pulled ME into the blast..

Xellos: SO glad you noticed me!!

Zelgadis: *grabs Xel and ties up*

Xellos:..ohh..you naughty rock you....

Zelgadis: *steps back* First blow's yours, Humpty...

Valgarv: Don't call me Humpty, Humpy, or Humpy Dumpy. It's Valgarv....and I WILL take the first hit..and FINISH him off...

Xellos: Ah ah..being a bit hasty, aren't we??

Valgarv: I'll show you hasty!! *sends HUGE blast that sets everything on fire*

Zel: *grabs Lina and jumps behind Val so neither gets hurt*

Xellos: *walks out of flames* Ahh..that felt good.. *opens eyes* Now to settle things...

Lina: HEY....YOU BURNT ALL THE FOOD..I DIDN'T EVEN GET A COOKIE!!!

Zelgadis: You could use a diet..

Lina: FIND ONE OUNCE OF FAT ON ME!!!

Zelgadis: Breasts are fat..so yeah..I agree.. NO FAT ON YOU..

Lina:...WHAAAAAAT?? POW...owchie...

Zelgadis:..that hurt..

Lina: That hurt me too..OWCHIES..

Xellos: *cuts the serious act and bounces to Lina* Ah ah ah..you shouldn't punch grouchy rocks in rabbit costumes..it might hurt...

Valgarv: -_-** We're TRYING TO FIGHT HERE....

Xellos: Not now Humpy Dump.

((Editor: *polishes gun and holsters onto shoulder*))

Valgarv:.KISAMA..I'LL BE BACK... *storms off*

Xellos:..^_^'s...I'm sure you will....HUMPY.....

((Editor: *takes aim.........*))

Valgarv: *sends blast that hits Xellos*

Xellos: ..hmm..ohh...now I have crispy ashes all over my outfit...sigh..this'll take forever to wash out....*grabs Zelgadis by the arm* Let's go..I'll soap..you'll rinse....

Lina: ..hmm..now I'M on my own.......


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