Valgarv: -_-*'s...can you PLEASE stop singing....
Lina: aahh..you said please..that's more like it!
Valgarv: ((Honestly, since when am I polite? Well, at least she shut up.))
Lina: So why are you out to kill this Mazy?
Valgarv: ...Mazy?...ah..the Mazoku?
Lina: Whatever the hell you call him!
Valgarv: The Mad Mazoku...((Mad Mazy..heh..gotta remember that..)) I have my reasons..
Lina: Well..as long as I get food!
*Naga and Gourry jump out*
Naga: Hello, lady..are you new here? You're very flat chested...
Lina: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!!? God, you're forward...
Gourry: Well..it's true.. I'm Tweedle Dumb.
Naga: I'm Tweedle Dee.
Lina: I think you're both idiots.
Naga: Demon Crystal!!
Lina: *jumps behind Val*
Val:..HEY...DON'T LOOK AT ME !! I'm not your damn defense wall! *grabs Tweedle Dumb for defense*
Gourry: .....owchies. *toasted*
Lina: WAY TO GO, VALGARV!!! WHOO HWOO!!!
Valgarv: *tosses Gourry at Naga*
Naga: I don't want it!
Gourry: *slumps down* ..I'm hungry...
Naga: ...aren't you always?
Gourry: What's that mean?
Naga: That you'll grow fat and hairy..while I..will always be the fairest in the land...
Lina: Whatever you say, goldfish droppings...Come on Val..we have food to get...
Gourry: Food?? I WANNA COME!!
Naga: ..wait ...we didn't ambush you for no reason.....
Valgarv: ..well that's good..but you're wasting my time..I have some business to attend to...
Gourry: But but..LET US EXPLAIN!!!
Naga: We pulled you out from your joy trip for a reason. *she babbles about needing help finding her lost battle bikini*
Valgarv: *ignores and plays with cherry toy*
Lina and Valgarv walk off while she goes on yapping and Gourry plucks blue birds and eats them.
At the Mad Mazoku's
Zelgadis: LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU FRUIT CAKE....
Xellos: Come heeere, Mr. HARE.. but Zel-chan, you looks so CUTE in that bunny suit...and it really shows your nice hip formation.. Did I mention you have child-bearing hips?
Zelgadis: SHUT UP!! *picks up chair and throws at him*
Xellos: *phazesoutphazesin*
((Editor: ^_^'s I'm sorry, I had to write the "phazeoutphazein" line like how I do in RPG...))
Zelgadis:... NOW GET ME OUTTAH THIS!!!
Xellos: ...ohh but it fits you....
Zelgadis: NOW..
Xellos: *wags finger* ..temper temper...
*A blast of energy comes and fries Xellos*
Zelgadis: ..che..so there is such thing as karma..
Xellos: *jumps up* THAT FELT GOOD!!!
Valgarv: DAMN IT...MAZOKU..TODAY YOU DIE...
Xellos: ^_^'s Ahh..great to see you too, Humpty Valgy!
((Editor: *hands involuntarily twitch to Xellos's neck*))
Valgarv: CUT THE SILLY NAMES...
Xellos: Humfy Vally...Valllllllery... Valentine's EGG.
((Editor: *calmly sits down and loads gun*))
Valgara: *sends another blast* ...DIE...
Xellos: *phazesoutphazesin* ^_^'s...ah ah ah..you're to good to me, darling you know that? *phazesin next to Valgarv and hugs*
((Editor: ^_^'s Sorry, had to do the "phazesoutphazesin" thing again...)) Valgarv: POW.....
Xellos: *flies into Zel* .....owchies..Zel you're as hard as a....oh wait..you are a..
Zelgadis: *shoves 5 crumpets in Xel's mouth..*
Xellos: shaa...shank shou!!!
Zelgadis: *kicks Xel hard* ...fruit cake....
Valgarv: NOW YOU DIE!! *sends blast at Xellos..*
Xellos: *grabs Zel and holds up in defense...*
Zel: *flambayed......walks to Valgarv....* -_-...Humpy Dump... what'd I ever do to you?
Valgarv: Stay out of this..this is a fight beetween me..and him... *sends blast at him*
Zel: *dodges* ....you..POW..
Valgarv: WHY YOU.....*BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST*
Zel: RAY WING....
Lina: *watches the two fight* .....uhm..I happen to be here too..
Xellos: *slides up to Lina* Ah..and who is this?
Lina:..Lina Inverse, sorceress..supreme!
Xellos: They fight like little boys don't they? Let's add some fun to it... *sends huge blast at the two*
Zelgadis:.....grr...
Valgarv:..grr..
Both: *turn to Xellos..*
Valgarv:..all is forgiven, rock..I came here for him...not you..
Zelgadis: Quite alright..he pulled ME into the blast..
Xellos: SO glad you noticed me!!
Zelgadis: *grabs Xel and ties up*
Xellos:..ohh..you naughty rock you....
Zelgadis: *steps back* First blow's yours, Humpty...
Valgarv: Don't call me Humpty, Humpy, or Humpy Dumpy. It's Valgarv....and I WILL take the first hit..and FINISH him off...
Xellos: Ah ah..being a bit hasty, aren't we??
Valgarv: I'll show you hasty!! *sends HUGE blast that sets everything on fire*
Zel: *grabs Lina and jumps behind Val so neither gets hurt*
Xellos: *walks out of flames* Ahh..that felt good.. *opens eyes* Now to settle things...
Lina: HEY....YOU BURNT ALL THE FOOD..I DIDN'T EVEN GET A COOKIE!!!
Zelgadis: You could use a diet..
Lina: FIND ONE OUNCE OF FAT ON ME!!!
Zelgadis: Breasts are fat..so yeah..I agree.. NO FAT ON YOU..
Lina:...WHAAAAAAT?? POW...owchie...
Zelgadis:..that hurt..
Lina: That hurt me too..OWCHIES..
Xellos: *cuts the serious act and bounces to Lina* Ah ah ah..you shouldn't punch grouchy rocks in rabbit costumes..it might hurt...
Valgarv: -_-** We're TRYING TO FIGHT HERE....
Xellos: Not now Humpy Dump.
((Editor: *polishes gun and holsters onto shoulder*))
Valgarv:.KISAMA..I'LL BE BACK... *storms off*
Xellos:..^_^'s...I'm sure you will....HUMPY.....
((Editor: *takes aim.........*))
Valgarv: *sends blast that hits Xellos*
Xellos: ..hmm..ohh...now I have crispy ashes all over my outfit...sigh..this'll take forever to wash out....*grabs Zelgadis by the arm* Let's go..I'll soap..you'll rinse....
Lina: ..hmm..now I'M on my own.......