Part 1


XM: GET OUT YOU FRIDGIN FRUIT CAKE ... YOU'RE SCARING AWAY THE COSTUMERS!!!

Xellos: I won't do it anymore ... I promise Ma'm!

XM: ITS TO LATE ... YOU'VE COST US OVER 2,000 COSTUMERS!!!!!!!! and so XM kicks Xellos out of Flashing Queens Magic shop.

Xellos: hmm ... I'll just sell these magic things myself ... NO ONE CAN RESIST MY CHARMS he said smiling and so he flew off ... elswhere


Zel: Auurgh. what do I do..I can't leave the kids alone here, or I won't have a house to come home to...UHG..WHERE'S THAT NANNY!?!?!?!

Lina: Just go already..I'll watch Amelia and Gourry.

Gourry: I'm the oldest..I'll be in charge..

Lina: OH YEAH!??! FIRE...BALL..

Zel: Gh..Stops the fire ball from blowing up the house....this is why I don't leave u alone at home...

Amelia: I'm the most responisible..and you know I'll do what's right, Father!

Lina: Justice?!?! My butt, you'll just pig out on ice cream!

Amelia: Dad,...did you hear what Lian accused me off!?!?

Zel:..oh..and I really have to go... if I don't they'll take all the kids away from me...wait....how is that BAD?

Narrator: THERE WOULD BE NO STORY LINE THEN OK?!?

Zel:...is that my problem?

Narrator: u dont have a job then.

Zel: hai hai..

and a knock at the door is heard...Zel goes over to answer it.

Xellos: HIIII! I'm here, to solve ALL your problems for just $20 a pop!

Zel: great you're here, just don't let the kids blow up the house..and Zel walks out.

Xel:..n-nani?? {what }

Lina: THAT'S our Nanny....?

Amelia: I heard it was a girl..

Gourry:...it does have long hair....really fLAT though...flatter than you Lina.

Lina: gets pissed and Flare arrows him....

Xel: I'm insulted.....I think I'm cute!

Lina: You're a walking fruit cake!!!

Xel:.....that's..THAT'S MEAN....GO TO YOUR ROOM THIS MINUTE LADY..OR I'LL ROAST YOUR FATHER...I was planning to do that anyways but..

Lina: GO RIGHT AHEAD.

Xel: I'll burn up you're room.and put a magic lock on you!!

Lina:..yes Ma'am...

Amelia:..uhm...sir..ma'am...fruit cake....

Xel: turns around to Amelia smiling..eyebrow twitching..fruit cake?? FRUIT CAKE!?!?

Amelia: I'M SORRY....

Xel: u go to your room!

Amelia: this is un-just!

Xel: Grr.

Amelia: yes ma'am!!!

Gourry:...I better not say anything...

Xel: looks to Gourry...just you and me boy...hmmm?? he smiled evily..

Gourry: AHH..I'M GOING TO MY ROOM he runs upstairs and a door slam is heard followed by the sound of many padlocks....

Xel: hmm..guess I'll help myself to the food...wanders around until he finds the fridge he opens up and helps himself to smoe expensive wine, a steak, some popcorn with butter, ice cream laoded with syurp, a stick of butter, and..a low fat cracker... Don't wanna really become a fruit cake....and he sits on the couch and pigs out. he falls asleep covered with chocolate syrup.

Zel: walks in late at night, tired...I..I still have a house....he sighs in relief and flops on the couch..finding himself on top of a sticky, snoring Xellos..he jumps up and turns on the lgiht...WHAT THE HELL?!!?

Xel: oh welcome home, father of an incredible dense boy, a veeeery cute girl named Lina..and a whiney brat..

Zel: DON'T CALL AMELIA A BRAT...well it fits her but.....

Xel: well then...down to business...HOW'D YOU SIR, LIKE TO BUY SOME PRODUCTS?

Zel:.....Hmm?

Xel: help a guy get a job..

Zel:.....hmm..I still have a house..you can be the nanny....just shut up.

Xel: does that include room and board?

Zel: there's a Motel 8 next door.

Xel: wags finger..U can't just abuse a pretty girl like that..and after crawling ALL over me...

Zel:...YOU...

Xel: hate to tell the cops...room and board?

Zel:...fine....


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