Part 2


The next day Xel was sleeping on the couch, when Amelia came down, and Zel was reading the paper glaring to Xellos - who was snoring loudly - agitatedly and went back to the paper.

Amelia: Dad....that Nanny is creepy....throw her out!

Zel: *mumbles*..believe me..I'd LOVE to but ..

Amelia: BUT WHAT?!?!

Zel: ..Just..oi..

Xel: because he sexually harrassed a BEAUTIFUL young man.

Zel:..you were on the couch when I came in, and I couldnt see..understood?

Xel:..*wags finger*..let's ask the COPS about that shall we? OH BOO HOO..He hired me and in the night....he he he..OH SORROW.... he said smirking..

Zel:...you little son of..

Xel: ah ah ahh...*he wagged his finger* don't curse in front of the KIDDIES..

Zel:......gh you..

Gourry: *walks down*..AHH..its still here.. tries to run back upstairs but Runs into Lina

Lina: PERVERT.....FIRE BALL...

Zel: *gets up and walks to the burning stairwell and wets it*...oi..Lina, Amelia..please control your magic....

Xel: just put a magiclock on them...I'll sell ya one for...hmm.a bargain price..$50

Zel:..I'm not that desperate....Flashing Queens...right?

Xel:...*amazed*..how'd you know that?

Zel: it's on your coat...

Xel: hm? AHH so it is.

Zel: Flashing Queens had some crazy fruit cake rig their stuff so people had to keep coming back to buy more stuff.

Xel:..I'm sure he had good reson..

Zel: it was you. right?

Xel: it's a secret.!

Zel: uhg..

Lina: Dad..get rid of that little .

Xellos: AH AH AH..not in front of the KIDDIE...Lina-san.

Lina:..how'd you know my name?

Xel: *flies to her and opens eyes, smiling*..I'm a MAGICAL nanny.

Gourry: IT'S XELLOS POPPINS!!!

Xellos and Lina: *SMACK Gourry*

Gourry:..DAD..THAT'S CHILD ABUSE ON THE NANNY'S BEHALF..

Xel: what's wrong with the world these days? why when I was young 10,000000000 years ago..they used to beat us with a whip if we sneezed.

Amelia: that stopped long ago..because it was cruel, and un-just!

Zel and Xel: not now justice freak.

Zel: I guess you should meet our butler....Valgarv


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