*Gourry comes home from school looking depressed. Zel hardly looks up from his paper.*
Gourry: Dad...can you zap up a science project for me?
Zel:..why?
Gourry: For science.
Zel:..-_-*** I KNOW THAT..why, can't you do it yourself?
Gourry: Yeah, but I'll fail if I actually WORK on one.
Zel: You always fail, son.
Gourry: Yeah but if I fail ...I'll be sent to military school, far away from home, my loved ones, Lina, Amelia, you, the Nanny...hey..that doesn't sound too bad...
Zel: Far away you say?
Gourry: Yeah..help me out, Dad!
Zel: Son..I believe in you..you can do this withuot my help..I promise..if you fail..I'll give you a fresh dollar...
Gourry sighs sadly and walks into the kitchen to raid the fridge, but see's Lina pigging out, and decides hope of getting food from that kitchen..was impossible. Gourry walks upstairs, and in his room is Xellos, putting dresses in his clothes drawers.
Xellos: *^_^'s humming "But But But"*
Gourry: HEY...Don't put dresses in there!!
Xel: *looks up from humming...* Hello, Gourry..have a good day at school?
Gourry: *tells his story of military school*
Xellos: hmm..what'll we do without a dress up doll?... OK ...I'll help you...*he
snaps and Xel is in a nice fluffy dress like Cinderella's Fairy God mother*
Xel: Hello Gourriella...I'm your fairy God Nanny, let's get you a project!
Gourry: Can't you just zap one up?
Xel: What do you learn that way?
Gourry: I'll learn that you're not such a bad Nanny.
Xel: Hm...I think you'll learn MORE if you do a real project..you can...hatch Chocobos!
Gourry: Chocobos?
Xel: Come on..FIELD TRIP..*he snaps and Lina, who didn't realize she was away from the kitchen till the air she gobbled had no taste, and Amelia, who was just surprised to see Xellos dressed like Ms. Frizzle, appeared in the room*
Lina: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?!? I WAS EATING..
Amelia:..Xellos...?
Gourry:....??
Xellos grabbed them all and teleported to a farm, with eggs, and Chocobos.
Gourry: Whoa..big yellow chickens!
Lina: *licks her chops* Yummy.....
Amelia: They're so cute!
Xel: *fries a chocobo and takes its eggs*
Gourry: Will Dad approve of this?
Xel: Who cares? All you have to do is flirt..and he'll groan..and go somewhere else.
Lina: *dives at the roasted Chocobo. and begins to eat..*
Gourry: What do I do?
Xel: Incubate, take pictures, bring in..and TAH DAH...Science project.
Gourry: Inci-baste? I cook them?
Xel: ^_^*** You make them hatch....simple enough?
Gourry: AHH I SEE!!! ..then what??
Xel: You monitor their growth charts...
Gourry: This is confusing..
Xel: And WHAT grade are you in?
Gourry: 10th..
Xel:..MY GOD YOU ARE......hmm, must remember..mentally-ill children shall NOT know of their problems..
Gourry:...I'm..mentally ill? OH MY POOR MENTALITY..
Xel:..hmm...well..let's go....get you ready for military school..
*Gourry brings it to school but while they're at home... Valgarv comes along dusting everything..including Zel....*
Zel:..AHEM..
Val: *smirks..* Sorry Mr. Greydirt...
Zel: *pulls Val down by the tie that's on the front of his cape..*
(Editor's note: O_o)
Val: HEY..
*A knock at the door is heard as Val goes to answer it...it's..yes..*
Filia: Oh Zelgadis, I'm here to discuss business!
Zel: Ahh....Filly!
Valgarv: Mao, please spare us your endless jabber!!! {mao =dark lord}
Filia: Glad to see you to Ryuzanki..
Val: Ryuzoku......
Filia: Anyways, I've found an anceint Roman book on curse-cures..let's go upstairs and look at this.
Zel: *puts on glasses and takes book and jets upstairs..*
Filia:..W-wait you need me to read this! You can't read Roman!
Val: He wants to be cured, he'll read it..
Filia: Hmm, so I hear there is a new Nanny?
Val: Yes, and he's a real nut bag...
Xel: *walks downstairs after coming back from trip..* I AM NOT a nutbag.
Filia: Right..you're just a fruicake.
Xel:..be nice.
Filia: *rolls eyes and tries to walk upstairs..but Xel constantly makes sure she doesn't....*
Xel You can't see him now, he's busy being a rock.
Filia: THE IDIOT'S ALWAYS A ROCK..
Xel:..ahh..shouldn't talk so about your boss..*he wags his finger..Filia shoves past him and goes up to Zel's office*
Val: . Fillock...
Xel: delightful ^_^
Val: Quite...
When Zel was upstairs..a Chocobo hatched...the rest of the eggs were thrown at Amelia by Lina..but this was one big Chocobo..It ran through the house knocking things over. Zel thought there was an earthquake, and ran to see what happened ...*Smash*....he was gum on a Chocobo's foot.
Xel: *looks up* Ahh..You hatched it? Hmm, small one, ne, Gourry?
After peeling Zel off the Chocobo's foot and Xel "nursing" him back to health.. (mallet..WHACK WHACK WHACK...WAKE UP..WHACK) every one was to bed.
The next day..Gourry's chocobo destroyed the school..so he was put on clean up duty......for a long, long, long time.....